Thread: A Foul feminine odor Q
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07-16-2004, 06:50 AM #41Originally Posted by bmf2
So glad I am a guy...
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07-16-2004, 07:19 AM #42Anabolic Member
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Originally Posted by ironfist
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07-16-2004, 07:44 AM #43Originally Posted by TRLS63
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07-16-2004, 07:52 AM #44
Well to be honest with you I was with this girl one time that had the worsed odor in the world. Did not start smelling until after we got started. I wondered if it was a disease so I went and had sex with my girlfriend. Low and behold two weeks later my girlfriend went rank. Boy she was pissed and didn't go along with th idea of she gave it to me.
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07-16-2004, 08:39 AM #45Associate Member
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2. Take a greasy dump in the morning...and don't shower all day. At night get her to give you head...sit there with your legs wide open...let her smell some evil! Maybe that will clue her in about smells.[/QUOTE]
You have such a way with words. Very well put
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07-16-2004, 09:19 AM #46AnabolicAlien Guest
what?
Low and behold two weeks later my girlfriend went rank.
anyway, i think i'm going to get a can of RAID for the next time i screw a girl. it won't hurt her will it? maybe i should just get a speculum and magnifying glass and inspect things myself down in those dirty vaginas... hmmmm.
E.T.
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07-16-2004, 09:37 AM #47
Is that how you do your make-believe girlfriend?
Originally Posted by Maraxus
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07-16-2004, 09:42 AM #48Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
Peace out
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07-16-2004, 10:31 AM #49Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
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07-16-2004, 10:51 AM #50Originally Posted by Devil Dog74
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07-16-2004, 02:15 PM #51Associate Member
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has anyone ever shagged a girl with a clothespin on their nose??
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07-16-2004, 04:01 PM #52
I met this chick- tried for months to close the deal-once I did- got her back home-cracked the seal-then BAM- the odor was like 3 day old french fries- a grease-decay-salt smell- I lost my chub and puked 40 bucks worth of drinks on my leather couch!
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07-16-2004, 04:03 PM #53
Ok...where is the lock on this thread??? It is making me sick!!!!
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07-16-2004, 04:37 PM #54Originally Posted by 1victor
or she wipes from the back to the front.............The answer to your every question
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07-16-2004, 07:20 PM #55Associate Member
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Originally Posted by spywizard
man, if i were second in line, this slut must be a mondo-nymho.. she made the ****ing wierdest moans and groans!!! I dont think this gal had been sexed up in quite a while..
and another thing. wouldnt a girl WANT her cum dumpster to smell good? she surely wouldnt want to be the joke of all her peers being known as Miss TunaLast edited by Tony Soprano; 07-16-2004 at 07:22 PM.
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07-16-2004, 08:37 PM #56
I was reading my new issue of Maxim mag. that came in the mail today, and I flipped to the joke section. I believe this joke is appropriate for this thread.
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
-A brunette with bad breath
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07-16-2004, 10:05 PM #57Associate Member
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Originally Posted by AnabolicAlien
LMFAO
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07-16-2004, 11:53 PM #58AnabolicAlien Guest
think that's funny?
think that's funny? she's going to come back over this sunday and we're going to film a porno!
E.T.
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08-27-2004, 02:06 PM #59
...bump.
I like this thread.
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08-27-2004, 02:14 PM #60
Did ya have to bring this back...lol
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08-28-2004, 07:45 PM #61Associate Member
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should i email this gal some adds from massengale anonomously????
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08-29-2004, 03:33 AM #62
Guess I've been lucky so far, but I do have to ask.
All you guys sayin' you threw up, got sick right there or just smelled it after heading to the trenches and said, "no f'n way!"...how was the reaction?
I'd be embarassed as hell, but probably not near as humiliated as the chick.
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08-29-2004, 05:30 AM #63
keeping this one going!
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08-29-2004, 10:13 PM #64AnabolicAlien Guest
well well...
glad i stumbled upon this thread agian..
where's the female input? no defense?
by the way, i dumped the girl with the foul smelling vagina and hooked up with a girl who just turned 18 (i'm 26) and life has been great. she smells so good down there i would swear she has a scented candle shoved up it or something ...
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08-30-2004, 12:23 AM #65Associate Member
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I am surprised anyone actually answered this question seriously
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08-30-2004, 02:41 AM #66Associate Member
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i really think someone should tell this gal that her cumdumpster stinks. I was never really into her, yet she would always ask me every week if she wanted to do something. I was really wondering what the hell, she must not have many men after her, now I know the reason! lol
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08-30-2004, 08:20 PM #67Originally Posted by AnabolicAlien
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08-30-2004, 08:55 PM #68Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
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08-31-2004, 01:26 AM #69Originally Posted by HeartDocMD
When i eat a girl i never breathe true my nose, only the mouth. I make sure to kiss her directly after ive been down there and have jucies all over my face, its only right.
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08-31-2004, 01:30 AM #70
my experiences have shown me that the hair down there causes most of the smell, cause sweat builds up on the hair. Have her shave, if that doesnt help the smell, suggest that you both take a shower to clean each other and have some foreplay. This is also a great way to get a blowjob. Trust me, i know from experience.
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09-02-2004, 03:40 PM #71Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
You are the MAN!! Thats the way to get the ho to recognize!
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09-02-2004, 04:12 PM #72Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
You are the MAN!! Thats the way to get the ho to recognize!
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09-02-2004, 05:13 PM #73
tell her u wanna do it in the yard... then spray it off with the hose..
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09-03-2004, 07:19 AM #74Originally Posted by Decadbal
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