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    Quote Originally Posted by bmf2
    It could be any number of things causing this problem… these are the two most common factors other than just plain nasty…

    Vaginitis

    Vaginitis, or inflammation of the vagina, is an extremely common gynecological problem. Some types of vaginitis occur because of irritation from tampons, tight clothing, or frequent douching. Other types develop as a side effect of birth control pills or treatment with antibiotics, which may encourage fungal infections.

    Two types of vaginitis, however, can be transmitted sexually: Bacterial Vaginosis is caused by an overgrowth of several bacteria; Trichomoniasis is caused by a one-celled organism called a protozoon. Trichomoniasis is a parasitic infection most often transmitted through sexual activity. The parasite, TRICHOMONAS VAGINALIS, lives in moist, dark parts of the body. Any sexually active person can be infected with trich, although it's more common in females.

    Although these infections do not carry dire consequences, they do cause burning, itching, discharge, and foul odor, in advanced stages abundant and frothy vaginal discharge ranging in color from gray to green to yellow, with a watery to milky consistency and should certainly be treated.

    In either case, it is important for both sexual partners to be treated at the same time. Men may harbor these organisms without showing any symptoms. Unless both partners are cured, the couple could keep passing the problem back and forth.

    So glad I am a guy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironfist
    So glad I am a guy...
    im a guy too and my sausage coould still smell like rotten bass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TRLS63
    im a guy too and my sausage coould still smell like rotten bass.
    mine is more like a rotten grouper. come to think of it, its actually more like a dirty, whopping sea mammal.

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    Well to be honest with you I was with this girl one time that had the worsed odor in the world. Did not start smelling until after we got started. I wondered if it was a disease so I went and had sex with my girlfriend. Low and behold two weeks later my girlfriend went rank. Boy she was pissed and didn't go along with th idea of she gave it to me.

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    2. Take a greasy dump in the morning...and don't shower all day. At night get her to give you head...sit there with your legs wide open...let her smell some evil! Maybe that will clue her in about smells.[/QUOTE]

    You have such a way with words. Very well put

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    what?

    Low and behold two weeks later my girlfriend went rank.
    what the hell does it mean to "go rank"? LMAO!!! i hear some of the stupidest things in my life on this message board and what makes me a moron is that i keep coming back for more!!!!!

    anyway, i think i'm going to get a can of RAID for the next time i screw a girl. it won't hurt her will it? maybe i should just get a speculum and magnifying glass and inspect things myself down in those dirty vaginas... hmmmm.

    E.T.

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    Is that how you do your make-believe girlfriend?
    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    Maybe shes just a nasty hoe? **** it bro, put on your gas mask and hit that cave tuna.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    It could be very natural for her. My problem with odour is...do they not smell it themselves? Do they think it is acceptable. I would be embarassed.

    I have 2 solutions.

    1. Play with her pussy..then take your finger and play with her facial lips. Let her know what it smells like. It can be a subtle hint.

    2. Take a greasy dump in the morning...and don't shower all day. At night get her to give you head...sit there with your legs wide open...let her smell some evil! Maybe that will clue her in about smells.
    That was Gangsta! I'd never hit foul pootang ever. That's why we start in the showers first! Atleast then you will have good smelling kootch to offset the tuna cave .

    Peace out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    It could be very natural for her. My problem with odour is...do they not smell it themselves? Do they think it is acceptable. I would be embarassed.

    I have 2 solutions.

    1. Play with her pussy..then take your finger and play with her facial lips. Let her know what it smells like. It can be a subtle hint.

    2. Take a greasy dump in the morning...and don't shower all day. At night get her to give you head...sit there with your legs wide open...let her smell some evil! Maybe that will clue her in about smells.
    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil Dog74
    That was Gangsta! I'd never hit foul pootang ever. That's why we start in the showers first! Atleast then you will have good smelling kootch to offset the tuna cave .

    Peace out

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    Bro down to gt mo you dont have any choice but to hit a stanky whack now and then

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    has anyone ever shagged a girl with a clothespin on their nose??

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    I met this chick- tried for months to close the deal-once I did- got her back home-cracked the seal-then BAM- the odor was like 3 day old french fries- a grease-decay-salt smell- I lost my chub and puked 40 bucks worth of drinks on my leather couch!

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    Ok...where is the lock on this thread??? It is making me sick!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    Could be all kinda things , period stuff, yiest infection, or she gets around a bit or hot weather. Those things aren't perfume factories for sure! My wife won't let me near her after a hot day w/out a shower.
    or maybe you were 2nd in line for the day...

    or she wipes from the back to the front.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    or maybe you were 2nd in line for the day...

    or she wipes from the back to the front.............

    man, if i were second in line, this slut must be a mondo-nymho.. she made the ****ing wierdest moans and groans!!! I dont think this gal had been sexed up in quite a while..

    and another thing. wouldnt a girl WANT her cum dumpster to smell good? she surely wouldnt want to be the joke of all her peers being known as Miss Tuna
    Last edited by Tony Soprano; 07-16-2004 at 07:22 PM.

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    I was reading my new issue of Maxim mag. that came in the mail today, and I flipped to the joke section. I believe this joke is appropriate for this thread.

    What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?

    -A brunette with bad breath

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAlien
    na bro...

    what's worse is when your banging 'em from behind and you start getting those loud pussy farts as air starts building up in there. had this girl the other night and i swear she was going to pop my dick off. actually had to put my thumb in her ass while i was screwing her to make sure none of those farts were from the ass. didn't get a foul odor though.


    E.T.

    LMFAO

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    think that's funny?

    think that's funny? she's going to come back over this sunday and we're going to film a porno!



    E.T.

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    ...bump.

    I like this thread.

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    Did ya have to bring this back...lol

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    should i email this gal some adds from massengale anonomously????

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    Guess I've been lucky so far, but I do have to ask.

    All you guys sayin' you threw up, got sick right there or just smelled it after heading to the trenches and said, "no f'n way!"...how was the reaction?

    I'd be embarassed as hell, but probably not near as humiliated as the chick.

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    keeping this one going!

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    well well...

    glad i stumbled upon this thread agian..

    where's the female input? no defense?

    by the way, i dumped the girl with the foul smelling vagina and hooked up with a girl who just turned 18 (i'm 26) and life has been great. she smells so good down there i would swear she has a scented candle shoved up it or something ...

    A.A.

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    I am surprised anyone actually answered this question seriously

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    i really think someone should tell this gal that her cumdumpster stinks. I was never really into her, yet she would always ask me every week if she wanted to do something. I was really wondering what the hell, she must not have many men after her, now I know the reason! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAlien
    first of all, vaginas are my friends.

    second... i think they all stink.


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    lol yhea bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    2. Take a greasy dump in the morning...and don't shower all day. At night get her to give you head...sit there with your legs wide open...let her smell some evil! Maybe that will clue her in about smells.
    Pull the covers over her head, and rip one too, its called a dutch oven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeartDocMD
    In regards to her, or any other women reading this...symptoms of bacterial vaginosis are a grayish vaginal discharge that is foul smelling and rarely itchy. Usually taking an antibiotic like clindamycin usually is all thats needed to rectify the situation....not a big deal
    It turns grey?


    When i eat a girl i never breathe true my nose, only the mouth. I make sure to kiss her directly after ive been down there and have jucies all over my face, its only right.

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    my experiences have shown me that the hair down there causes most of the smell, cause sweat builds up on the hair. Have her shave, if that doesnt help the smell, suggest that you both take a shower to clean each other and have some foreplay. This is also a great way to get a blowjob. Trust me, i know from experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    My children...spread the Gospel of the Money Boss Hustla.

    ALL HAIL MBH AND HIS INFINITE WISDOM!!

    You are the MAN!! Thats the way to get the ho to recognize!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    My children...spread the Gospel of the Money Boss Hustla.

    ALL HAIL MBH AND HIS INFINITE WISDOM!!

    You are the MAN!! Thats the way to get the ho to recognize!

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    tell her u wanna do it in the yard... then spray it off with the hose..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    tell her u wanna do it in the yard... then spray it off with the hose..
    Hahaha! I like this one

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