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    Q & A

    Q. What's a mixed feeling?
    >>>A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a
    cliff in your new car.
    >>>
    >>>Q. What's the height of conceit?
    >>>A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
    >>>
    >>>Q. What's the definition of macho?
    >>>A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
    >>>
    >>>Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a
    golf ball?
    >>>A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
    >>>
    >>>Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe
    sex?
    >>>A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep
    that kick.
    >>>
    >>>Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
    >>>A. Because it's worth it.
    >>>
    >>>Q. What is a Yankee?
    >>>A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it
    alone.
    >>>
    >>>Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
    >>>A. They both like a tight seal.
    >>>
    >>>Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in
    common?
    >>>A. Their balls are just for decoration.
    >>>
    >>>Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and
    "aaaaaaah"?
    >>>A. About three inches.
    >>>
    >>>Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
    >>>A. For traction in the mud.
    >>>
    >>>Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
    >>>A. The grip.
    >>>
    >>>Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
    >>>A. It's not hard.
    >>>
    >>>Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
    >>>A: Kick his sister in the jaw
    >>>
    >>>Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a
    husband?
    >>>A: 45 minutes.
    >>>
    >>>Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye
    contact?
    >>>A: Breasts don't have eyes.
    >>>
    >>>Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
    bird of true love?
    >>>A. The swallow.
    >>>
    >>>Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
    >>>A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
    >>>
    >>>Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in
    the morning?
    >>>A. They don't have balls to scratch

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