Anabolics
Search More Than 6,000,000 Posts
Results 1 to 18 of 18
  1. #1
    bigol'legs's Avatar
    bigol'legs is offline Quadzilla
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    MT
    Posts
    5,066

    I Want A Answer!!!

    Why didnt the parachute deploy on the craft today??? All that data lost SUCKS!!

    Thought we needed a light hearted thread..

  2. #2
    Prime's Avatar
    Prime is offline Naturally perfect
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Tropical England
    Posts
    3,531
    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    Why didnt the parachute deploy on the craft today??? All that data lost SUCKS!!

    Thought we needed a light hearted thread..
    I could tell you but then id have to kill you

  3. #3
    Jack87's Avatar
    Jack87 is offline Retired Vet
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Posts
    6,148
    If they lost it all it's $260 million down the drain the stupid ****s...
    Just think how much good they could have done with that money...

  4. #4
    cpt steele's Avatar
    cpt steele is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Posts
    2,890
    I always thought they had atleast 2 of everything. 2 is 1, 1 is none

  5. #5
    OGPackin's Avatar
    OGPackin is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    South Florida
    Posts
    6,022
    Ya, just think of all those space micro-aliens that got lose. Reminds me of a scary B movie...lol

    OG

  6. #6
    decadbal's Avatar
    decadbal is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    North Charlotte
    Posts
    11,924
    omg alieans are coming

  7. #7
    bigol'legs's Avatar
    bigol'legs is offline Quadzilla
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    MT
    Posts
    5,066
    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    omg alieans are coming
    yup and your the first to get probed. So late at night when your sleeping.. and you feel a breeze from your covers being lifted, dont worry, its the aliens looking to see if your worthy of probing. AND when you feel a slimy substance rubbed inbetween your crack.. dont worry, its special alien probbing gel. AND just lay there and the probe will work its magic.

    AND.. when you see flashing lights, its not a camera flash.. its the alien spaceship.

    But when you see a thread started on AR called "Decadbal probed by aliens?"... you will know it wasnt aliens... but me and my pet goat- ned.


  8. #8
    OGPackin's Avatar
    OGPackin is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    South Florida
    Posts
    6,022
    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    yup and your the first to get probed. So late at night when your sleeping.. and you feel a breeze from your covers being lifted, dont worry, its the aliens looking to see if your worthy of probing. AND when you feel a slimy substance rubbed inbetween your crack.. dont worry, its special alien probbing gel. AND just lay there and the probe will work its magic.

    AND.. when you see flashing lights, its not a camera flash.. its the alien spaceship.

    But when you see a thread started on AR called "Decadbal probed by aliens?"... you will know it wasnt aliens... but me and my pet goat- ned.



    OG

  9. #9
    Lord Humungous's Avatar
    Lord Humungous is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    South....
    Posts
    484
    Yet another alien anal probing post....

    -LH

  10. #10
    Cali's Avatar
    Cali is offline Female Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    1,113
    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    yup and your the first to get probed. So late at night when your sleeping.. and you feel a breeze from your covers being lifted, dont worry, its the aliens looking to see if your worthy of probing. AND when you feel a slimy substance rubbed inbetween your crack.. dont worry, its special alien probbing gel. AND just lay there and the probe will work its magic.

    AND.. when you see flashing lights, its not a camera flash.. its the alien spaceship.

    But when you see a thread started on AR called "Decadbal probed by aliens?"... you will know it wasnt aliens... but me and my pet goat- ned.


    You saying you want to probe his anus and are using the aliens as a cover?

  11. #11
    juicehoe's Avatar
    juicehoe is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    the gym
    Posts
    2,405
    now would that be a blow up goat or a real one?
    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    ...but me and my pet goat- ned.


  12. #12
    bigol'legs's Avatar
    bigol'legs is offline Quadzilla
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    MT
    Posts
    5,066
    Quote Originally Posted by juicehoe
    now would that be a blow up goat or a real one?
    ya must not know me to be asking that question..

  13. #13
    decadbal's Avatar
    decadbal is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    North Charlotte
    Posts
    11,924
    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    yup and your the first to get probed. So late at night when your sleeping.. and you feel a breeze from your covers being lifted, dont worry, its the aliens looking to see if your worthy of probing. AND when you feel a slimy substance rubbed inbetween your crack.. dont worry, its special alien probbing gel. AND just lay there and the probe will work its magic.

    AND.. when you see flashing lights, its not a camera flash.. its the alien spaceship.

    But when you see a thread started on AR called "Decadbal probed by aliens?"... you will know it wasnt aliens... but me and my pet goat- ned.

    i feel so violated.. no means keep tryin....

  14. #14
    Philliagorillia's Avatar
    Philliagorillia is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    missouri
    Posts
    356
    I am an alien.......

  15. #15
    bermich's Avatar
    bermich is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    4,808
    All I saw in this entire thread was ANAL PROBE. It got me excited in a very disturbing manner. anyway....

    My thoughts if I was paranoid. The government planned the mishap because they recorded data that the public can not see. Once the probe came to earth, the public would request access to it such as the enquirer and such. The governement would have to refuse access to certain things such as the ALIEN BASE on MARS. So, the easiest way to avoid such things was to download the data straight to a TOP SECRET computer, and then destroy the evidence.

    Thats exactly what happened. Dont ask how I know because I already said too much.

  16. #16
    Animal Cracker's Avatar
    Animal Cracker is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    Va Beach
    Posts
    3,658
    Quote Originally Posted by Cali
    You saying you want to probe his anus and are using the aliens as a cover?
    YOU KNOW THAT IS JUST A COVER!

  17. #17
    Cali's Avatar
    Cali is offline Female Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    1,113
    Quote Originally Posted by BamaSlamma
    YOU KNOW THAT IS JUST A COVER!

    LOL YEP!!

  18. #18
    Natural Mac's Avatar
    Natural Mac is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    AZ
    Posts
    168
    My vote is that it was the thing-a-ma-jig that didn't release the parachute. How's that for educated deductive reasoning?

    :spudniksc

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •