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01-04-2005, 12:52 PM #1
Enough With This No BJ $hit!!!
~Apologies to the ladies~ for being a little graphic BUT I, HeavyHitter, must make a stand, now and forever, for all Blow job Lovers......
I would like to know if there are others out there who have girlfriends, over a year, and dont experience your perfectly healthy and much appreciated number of blow jobs anymore. Is it me or do "over a year GF's" feel that they dont have to get their knees dirty anymore......
My question now is how does one increase that number again?
--I know the answer already.... just felt like venting and bringing something interesting to the board-- And yeas, when my GF and I started going out, she loved doin it too....
(Oral sex giving and taking is my most favorite thing in the world!!)
All im saying is that every once in a while (I'll give one every two weeks, not including automatic when on the rag) I want a BJ with out having to ask for it!! Is that tooooo much to ask for?????
thank you!
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01-04-2005, 12:56 PM #2
Uhhh.......why not just ask? I mean, I like it when they just undo that pants and start going at it without any heads up but a BJ is a BJ if you really need one......
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01-04-2005, 01:00 PM #3Originally Posted by UrbanLegend
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01-04-2005, 01:04 PM #4Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
I understand, but I'm telling you its the easiest way to increase the number you get from the same girl. If you've been seeing each other long enough then she probably won't mind you just asking, assuming you aren't asking every 10 minutes.
You might think that that means they'll only give it to you when you ask from then on, which is sort of true, but when its time to get it on, if they know you like it, then they know what to do to get things going.
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01-04-2005, 01:16 PM #5Originally Posted by UrbanLegend
defly hearin ya!! But I hate always being the one that has to initiate the ol hummmmmm job!!
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01-04-2005, 01:19 PM #6
I've been with my girl for over 2 years and she still gives the occasional BJ. Sometimes even offers if she is tired and doesn't want sex. If I am in the mood I will usually just ask, or I'll go down and get her off so then she feel obligated to return the favor.
Hope things work out for ya Bro!!
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01-04-2005, 01:31 PM #7Originally Posted by Monkeytown
BJ before night out w/ the boys... (she cant let you go out w/ a loaded gun)
Morning BJ (waking up to one)
road head- god knows when the last time i got that.... pffft
parking lot BJ before you drop her off home
etc...
im not crazy guys....
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01-04-2005, 12:57 PM #8
Try putting peanut butter on it............no that's for your dog, sorry!
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01-04-2005, 12:59 PM #9Originally Posted by 1victor
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01-04-2005, 01:16 PM #10
Heavy, grap her by the hair a big wad of it , force her to her kness..........slap her across the face with it a couple of times..........
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01-04-2005, 01:18 PM #11
what's wrong with my idea?
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01-04-2005, 02:49 PM #12Originally Posted by 1victor
OG
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01-04-2005, 11:18 PM #13Originally Posted by 1victor
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01-05-2005, 08:57 AM #14
bj's when i'm on clomid = awesome = huge pornstar facial
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01-04-2005, 01:23 PM #15
ive been wit my girl for 8 yrs and she always gives me bj, maybe im just lucky i dunno... im also surprised she keeps on sex when im on juice too! i guess i just got a horny girl. LOL....
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01-04-2005, 01:23 PM #16VET Retired
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Sorry for ya bro! I get one every time I have sex so I'm cool . You can talk to her bout it let her know how much she turns you on etc. If that does not work you can pay..................wait sorry i forgot you can't afford to spend the extra $$
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01-04-2005, 01:35 PM #17Originally Posted by big k.l.g
HAHAHAHA LOL YOU WAIT big... Im coming to Barbados and finding yo azz!!
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01-04-2005, 02:15 PM #18
I would like to know if there are others out there who have girlfriends, over a year, and dont experience your perfectly healthy and much appreciated number of blow jobs anymore. Is it me or do "over a year GF's" feel that they dont have to get their knees dirty anymore......
its funny u mentioned that me and my girl have been together right at a yr now and she wont even think bout doing that $hit every once in a while ill get her a lil tipsy and shill go for the gold and do what she has to do but other than that nope dont get it and it pissis me straight off
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01-04-2005, 02:33 PM #19
shlt i feel even more lucky now! 8 yrs and she still loves to do it. asian gilrs r horny as shlt tho.
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01-04-2005, 02:39 PM #20Originally Posted by tycin
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01-04-2005, 02:42 PM #21Originally Posted by justin2305
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01-04-2005, 02:56 PM #22
well the peanut butter one is Heavys secret (was, sorry bro!) but I'm glad someone likes my methods, only you my brudda!!!
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01-04-2005, 03:25 PM #23Originally Posted by 1victor
FINE.... You guys want to hear one of HEAVYHITTERS secrets.... (i believe i mentioned this in an earlier post....)
~~~Halls mentalyptous cough drops~~~ nuff said.
ohh and Vic, I think Im gonna give that a try by the way!!! hehehhe
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01-04-2005, 03:27 PM #24Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
OG
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01-04-2005, 03:00 PM #25
Wait until you get married.......you know why women smile as they walk down the aisle? Cause they know they never have to do oral again. hahahahaha
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01-04-2005, 03:39 PM #26
I was with my girl for three years and I never use to get them now I get them more then ever. She never use to swallow either now she does....all i did was sit down and talk to her about it and with in a few months it changed. Tell her how important it is to you and also a little guilt is always good....women are empathetic use that to get what you want....
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01-04-2005, 03:47 PM #27Member
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Reverse the roles. Would you be upset if she nicely told you that she needed you to perform oral sex on her, unasked, more often? I doubt it. She will probably feel the same way. If not, you have a major sexual compatibility problem.
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01-04-2005, 03:51 PM #28Originally Posted by darmadoc
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01-04-2005, 05:49 PM #29
Mate if she aint going to give ya head wait till shes alseep and give her the ol poached egg right in the eye socket, she'll wake up thinking shes got glaucoma.
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01-04-2005, 05:53 PM #30Originally Posted by Hitman
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01-04-2005, 05:55 PM #31Originally Posted by seanw
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01-04-2005, 09:00 PM #32New Member
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Originally Posted by seanw
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01-05-2005, 07:53 PM #33Junior Member
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Originally Posted by seanw
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01-05-2005, 11:30 PM #34
its the hardest thing wakin with wood and shes all nude and sh*T and your lazy and dont really wanna hump right away, but just dump some dump.
dude, I hear ya. Nothin like a real dirty bj with some ballage sucky/licky/dumpy in the mouthy.
ewwww yah.
but, then again Decadbal is right on the money here.... go out and get a new one if you aint getting it. Like nike .. JUST DO IT!
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01-04-2005, 06:08 PM #35
Haha...
I was with a girl for 3 years and she hated giving head, but did nonetheless. She never swallowed or spit and would have this funny face when the pre-cum used to slip out.
It's a weird situation either way. I mean, you can sit down and tell her how you feel, but if I were in your shoes and I did that, bro, I would feel guilty as hell everytime I got a blow job.
I don't know exactly what advice to give you, but I would probably end up mentioning blow jobs or an "article" I read about how to make it pleasureable for both people. Not just blowjobs, but oral sex in general.
Hell, make **** up and mention that it's supposed to heighten the orgasm. Girls are weird. They get super horny when they talk about sex, use that to your advantage and make it seem as though her giving you a blowjob could result in her having an extreme orgasm.
I dunno. Do what you gotta do, but I feel for you bro.
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01-04-2005, 06:13 PM #36
see. dont get married, dont date a girl over a year..women wonder why we cheat and lie..
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01-04-2005, 09:03 PM #37New Member
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Originally Posted by Decadbal
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01-04-2005, 10:00 PM #38Originally Posted by Decadbal
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01-04-2005, 10:14 PM #39Originally Posted by Decadbal
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01-05-2005, 07:58 AM #40Originally Posted by Decadbal
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