Thread: New Form Of STD
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01-22-2005, 01:27 PM #1
New Form Of STD
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New Type of STD Discovered at UF
A tri delt here was diagnosed with a pseudo sexually transmitted disease. Here be the story. The chick got hammered at a bar and picked up a bouncer there and brought him home. She proceded to blow him and he left. Next morning, she wakes up with a rash around her mouth and goes to the infirmary. The doc tells her that he's seen everything, but that's new to him. So her refers her to a dermatologist at Shands hospital here. The dermatologist swabs her mouth and comes back with the results a little while later. Turns out the girl had a mite. But the funny part is that the mite is only found on dead animals. Turns out the bouncer has a part time at the morgue and was ****ing corpses. He had just ****ed one and gone to work and then got head from that poor chick. So the next time you blow a dude, Spikey, make sure he's not ****ing corpses first. Or pigs.
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01-22-2005, 01:29 PM #2
Whoa.. that sucks!!!!
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01-22-2005, 01:33 PM #3
that's some sick s*it
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01-22-2005, 01:34 PM #4Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids
that has to be one of the most digusting things ive ever read.
thanks LMR!! lol
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01-22-2005, 01:36 PM #5
if thats true thats fukin disgusting!
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01-22-2005, 01:36 PM #6
Wtf!?!?!?
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01-22-2005, 01:37 PM #7Anabolic Member
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**** corpse ****ers
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01-22-2005, 01:43 PM #8
i wonder how foul the smell is of a dead body's vagina?
maybe tuna left out in the sun for a week or so??
eeeeeeeewwww so gross
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01-22-2005, 01:47 PM #9
Omg!!!!!!!!!
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01-22-2005, 01:51 PM #10
LMR - that story paints one nasty picture. I have to take a shower just from reading it...
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01-22-2005, 01:52 PM #11
Hardly ever see you in the lounge and when you do come around you post THIS???
Gross!!!1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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01-22-2005, 02:08 PM #12LORDBLiTZ Guest
sic!
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01-22-2005, 02:11 PM #13
LoL
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01-22-2005, 02:18 PM #14
All I could do was laugh after reading this…
You got to know what you’re sticking in your mouth, food or anything else
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01-22-2005, 02:28 PM #15
man, I love urban legends.
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01-22-2005, 03:51 PM #16Associate Member
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Puts the Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers video "Last dance with Mary Jane" in a whole new light...
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01-22-2005, 05:52 PM #17
omg thats sick
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01-22-2005, 06:13 PM #18Originally Posted by LuvMyRoids
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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01-22-2005, 07:13 PM #19
Lmao Hahahahahaha
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01-22-2005, 07:46 PM #20
I hope this was a joke cause if not thats totally disgusting
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01-22-2005, 07:55 PM #21
I'm going to try to forget I just read that...
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01-22-2005, 08:47 PM #22
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHA thats one of the funniest things Ive ever heard. Its funny cuz I dont know them!!!!
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01-22-2005, 10:18 PM #23
upon further review i think the real morale of the story is that all tri-delt girls are WHORES
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01-22-2005, 10:25 PM #24
ROTFLMFAO !!!! God I love this place !!!
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01-23-2005, 12:21 AM #25VET Retired
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Ok then.....................
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01-23-2005, 12:37 AM #26
Nasty!!!
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01-23-2005, 08:21 AM #27
Nasty!
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