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    almost raped by a chick

    i went out with some friends to this guys birthday party last nite, he just turned 30, so he had a lot of his friends from college there, and to make a long story short, none of the girls there were good looking, as the nite progressed everyone was getting hammered, then this one chick started talking to me. she is my friends sister,she starts telling me how much she likes tattoos, and how she has had a crush on meand starts getting really flirtatious, so we go back to the hotel, and there is about 20 or so people there, so as we get off the elevator, she pulls me over and starts trying to make out with me, oh yeah, i forgot, she fell down the stairs at dinner, then she drags me into her room, and says do you want a drink, so i go over and i make a couple of drinks and she is all over me,she keeps rubbing my leg i kept drinking till the bottle was gone, the liquor didnt make her look good, she got worse, she started looking just like her ugly ass brother, so then she pushes me down on the bed, gets on top of me, and takes her shirt off, so my other bro walks in and sees us, i gave him the signal for help which basically was me saying help,and get her off me, if she wasnt my friends sister we all would have had fun

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    That's almost raped?

    I guess I was expecting something else by the title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    That's almost raped?

    I guess I was expecting something else by the title.

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    it went further than that, this was the pg version, her brother is a meat head, and he reads the board, so some things were left unsaid

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    That's almost raped?

    I guess I was expecting something else by the title.

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    \Yeah I would rename this thread as "almost got laid while drunk" thats more fitting.

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    Umm.. at what point were you in trouble?

    You need to hit the gym harder so you can handle those women bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg
    it went further than that, this was the pg version, her brother is a meat head, and he reads the board, so some things were left unsaid
    He reads the board so you admit there is more to it, then proceed to call him a meathead?????



    Smooth bro!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    Umm.. at what point were you in trouble?

    You need to hit the gym harder so you can handle those women bro

    just more test yo what up blown, long time no see, sorry fellas with the lame story, wish i could say more about it, just telling about another nite with stupid drunk chicks,

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArkansasAlex
    \Yeah I would rename this thread as "almost got laid while drunk" thats more fitting.

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    thats the reason why i am not a writer

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    He reads the board so you admit there is more to it, then proceed to call him a meathead?????



    Smooth bro!



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    i was being nice

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    youre dead next time I see you. Calling me a meathead and boning my sister.

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    He reads the board, you called him a meat head and called his sister a stupid drunk chick?


    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg
    just more test yo what up blown, long time no see, sorry fellas with the lame story, wish i could say more about it, just telling about another nite with stupid drunk chicks,

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    ugly chicks should only be boned from behind... you do not have to see her face, also you should have some epicac(sp?) on hand, it makes a person vomit, slipped it into her drink before gettin up behind her. You see while hittin it and she vomits there is almost a convulsive feeling to it, dont stop this is what she wanted, it is even better if you go anal.

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    Bro - were you also a little hammered? If you didn't want this to happen it sounds like you could of stopped it at any time. Instead you needed to be rescued? Give me a break.....lol

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    Cough cough homo....Cough Cough....hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot-Rox
    Bro - were you also a little hammered? If you didn't want this to happen it sounds like you could of stopped it at any time. Instead you needed to be rescued? Give me a break.....lol
    And I bet it was a male "friend" that rescued him. muahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    That's almost raped?

    I guess I was expecting something else by the title.

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    me too

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    Cough cough homo....Cough Cough....hahaha

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    hahahahahah!!!!

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    you could have banged her, then said it was bc you are drunk.. are u a freshman or what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smart@$$
    ugly chicks should only be boned from behind... you do not have to see her face, also you should have some epicac(sp?) on hand, it makes a person vomit, slipped it into her drink before gettin up behind her. You see while hittin it and she vomits there is almost a convulsive feeling to it, dont stop this is what she wanted, it is even better if you go anal.

    No instead........

    Helpme, Help me.....
    Bro shoulda hit it and told everyone about " THe hot chick" you nailed last night. Everyone else does why not YOU.......LOL HEEEEEEEEELPPPP

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMondodondo
    No instead........

    Helpme, Help me.....
    Bro shoulda hit it and told everyone about " THe hot chick" you nailed last night. Everyone else does why not YOU.......LOL HEEEEEEEEELPPPP

    bro, she was just to ugly , i was with a lot of my bros, so i wouldnt hear the end of it, those a**holes kept trying to hook me up with her, its kind of funny what she did though

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    At my age if they are breathing it's on..........

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    It's impossible for a chick to rape a guy..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wino
    It's impossible for a chick to rape a guy..
    You would think but it has happend before some of them high profile cases but it's rare to hear about a woman raping a guy unless you talk to Axe who gets raped all the time by fat ugly mexican chicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wino
    It's impossible for a chick to rape a guy..

    not really

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    u did tha right thing buddy....u getz no propz 4 ugly chickz..were im from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smart@$$
    ugly chicks should only be boned from behind... you do not have to see her face, also you should have some epicac(sp?) on hand, it makes a person vomit, slipped it into her drink before gettin up behind her. You see while hittin it and she vomits there is almost a convulsive feeling to it, dont stop this is what she wanted, it is even better if you go anal.
    I have no idea what to even say to this. You must be speaking from expirience.......aint no chick throwing up on my bed.....ugh....

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    Man, you young guys crack me up. Someday you will look back and remember your younger days thinking it was all good, and some was just better than others. It is unlikely you will look back and say to yourself, dam-n I'm proud of myself for not scoring....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMondodondo
    At my age if they are breathing it's on..........

    That's what I was thinking and then lie about the quality later

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot-Rox
    Man, you young guys crack me up. Someday you will look back and remember your younger days thinking it was all good, and some was just better than others. It is unlikely you will look back and say to yourself, dam-n I'm proud of myself for not scoring....LOL

    from tha way that chick sounded u surely will say that.

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    I was raped before!! Pretty cool!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot-Rox
    Man, you young guys crack me up. Someday you will look back and remember your younger days thinking it was all good, and some was just better than others. It is unlikely you will look back and say to yourself, dam-n I'm proud of myself for not scoring....LOL

    i am proud of myself bro, i couldnt even whack it the next day

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg
    i went out with some friends to this guys birthday party last nite, he just turned 30, so he had a lot of his friends from college there, and to make a long story short, none of the girls there were good looking, as the nite progressed everyone was getting hammered, then this one chick started talking to me. she is my friends sister,she starts telling me how much she likes tattoos, and how she has had a crush on meand starts getting really flirtatious, so we go back to the hotel, and there is about 20 or so people there, so as we get off the elevator, she pulls me over and starts trying to make out with me, oh yeah, i forgot, she fell down the stairs at dinner, then she drags me into her room, and says do you want a drink, so i go over and i make a couple of drinks and she is all over me,she keeps rubbing my leg i kept drinking till the bottle was gone, the liquor didnt make her look good, she got worse, she started looking just like her ugly ass brother, so then she pushes me down on the bed, gets on top of me, and takes her shirt off, so my other bro walks in and sees us, i gave him the signal for help which basically was me saying help,and get her off me, if she wasnt my friends sister we all would have had fun
    i gave him the signal for help which basically was me saying help

    Hahah thats great!

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    i would scream, get the wilderbeats off me, when he tackled her, id get my rifle and take her down..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    i would scream, get the wilderbeats off me, when he tackled her, id get my rifle and take her down..

    ROFL

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    Sorry Bro - you must be talking scary ugly here. I was under the impression you just meant average. But it even effected you the next day.

    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg
    i am proud of myself bro, i couldnt even whack it the next day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot-Rox
    Sorry Bro - you must be talking scary ugly here. I was under the impression you just meant average. But it even effected you the next day.

    nice body, but her face, i am at,if you could, i cant seem to find the words

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    Quote Originally Posted by Be Real
    youre dead next time I see you. Calling me a meathead and boning my sister.
    go get him bruiser

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    Dude..the chick had to be pretty fudging ugly if drinking liquor made her look worse... dude... she had to be homely as fock

    But there's no ugliness that a good paper bag over the head can't fix so i call BS on your story
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    go get him bruiser

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    Dude..the chick had to be pretty fisging ugly is drinking liquor made he look worse... dude... she had to be homely as fock

    But there's no ugliness that a good paper bag over the head can't fix so i call BS on your story
    we only had plastic bags, i might have killed her, then when the cops came, they would say, why did you do it, then i would be like look at her,i had to, i should have killed myself first, this way, we both would be out of our misery

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    Next time...bone her

    It's good experience...

    Later in life..you'll be able to do anything you put your mind too.. all because you boned a chick that looked like a rabid emu.

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    thought you meant she almost got you in the butt.

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