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    Priceless AR comments

    Post the funniest or most outrageous AR comments you've ever read...

    mine is this:

    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    Stick the needle in and suck the juice up with your mouth, hold it in there. Now take a new pin and stick it in yourself, then blow the juice back into it. DIY injections made easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by EatRite
    Post the funniest or most outrageous AR comments you've ever read...

    mine is this:
    LMAO... I heard about that thread trying to find it... hes the bro trying to inject without the Syringe just the needle huh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Can we rate the package of hotdogs on the back of your neck?
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    i have to agree with eatrite cause when i saw that thread i almost choked on my water
    lol

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    I just read that thread the other day... Here's the link:

    Pinz

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    Quote Originally Posted by cjp85
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    thats a f'n halarious quote as well... lol

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    If you want some funny comments just put in a search for any thread kmannnnnnn has posted on. His comments will crack you up. No offense meant to kman... though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 956Vette
    ha, nothing but love sausage for me
    My vote has to go to some of the stuff vette comes up with

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    no no no, saluu tops all. read saluu's posts, especially the threads he starts

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    I was proud of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    i love it when my cousin calls me roid monkey it sounds good.

    saluu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutz56
    no no no, saluu tops all. read saluu's posts, especially the threads he starts

    saluu's posts aren't funny because he's a funny dude, they're funny because.......................... i'm not getting banned so i'll stop........




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    Quote Originally Posted by EatRite
    saluu's posts aren't funny because he's a funny dude, they're funny because.......................... i'm not getting banned so i'll stop........



    i know what u're sayin bro. i was gonna put why they were funny, then had to backspace it all

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    Dunno about comments, but any1 remember that thread about that guy takin sus and havin his car robbed,he thought sus was mad man stuff so he went out an got his ass kicked by 3 ppl. Ohhhhhhhhh im still laughin now.............

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    This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read. Its called

    " Sticking finger up ass: Am I gay? " by Ass Connoisseur Sticking finger up ass: Am I gay?

    Check it out, you will piss yourself laughing

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    the thread "clennnnnnnn shakessssssssss" was pretty funny

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    Saluu the name steroids are my game

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    Big, that was the greatest thing i've ever seen. I think my girlfriend and I might adopt him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read. Its called

    " Sticking finger up ass: Am I gay? " by Ass Connoisseur Sticking finger up ass: Am I gay?

    Check it out, you will piss yourself laughing

    that thread made my cry i was laughin so hard... hahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    Big, that was the greatest thing i've ever seen. I think my girlfriend and I might adopt him.
    Your very own "roid monkey". Be sure to have enough food pellets and bedding. Remember to give it tons of tren + winny only cycles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    ... peace saluu i hate cutting

    ...peace saluu im roid monkey and now eca monkey
    same post... he ends wtih "peace saluu" for some reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by craneboy
    the thread "clennnnnnnn shakessssssssss" was pretty funny
    you have a link?!

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    02-26-2005, 01:35 PM

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    Dont read if your easily offended. Warning!!!!
    Wow, this is a secret society. I have came to the conclusion there is a hierarchy in these forums. There are some that think they know everything there is to know about a substance (roids) and the ones that post enough to think they know (but they dont). Then there is everbody else. The scientist (as they like to think) are always saying "dont post here you dont have the knowledge to do that. Read the postings of others and you too will learn the ways of the hierarchy here in these forums." Some think they are big shots but only of few of YOU are the rest of you are role playing. Then you see the post from the guy who says I have been working out for 30 years and I read these post for 2 years before I ever posted a single thing. I say so what. What does that really mean? I would wager there are people who dont use roids or work out that have a vast amount of knowledge of steroids. I know that roids are a banned substance in the USA and they are legal in some countrys. I know the laws are different from place to place. I was told to not use steroids. I would lose all my gains I got from them. Well I will tell you I didnt. I have my gains and I wish I never listend to you in the first place. I really dont care anymore. I am going to go natural. I think I like my gains natural. So some of you must spend alot of time in this thread world and feel power and glory. I can already picture the reply's to this thread. Dont post here loser. Read the threads and post when you have some knowledge like me. what a waste of time I need real users to give me info but you waste my time. well I ask you did you read the title. Did you make a decision to read this anyway. The answer is .....yes ....I did warn you. This secret society is like what you might find in a grade school. the forth graders telling the first graders about life at recess.... Remember I said a few of you guys are big shots and should make a living in this field. I cannot deny you your good deeds. The rest are just trying to be like the swole cat. then there is the group at the bottem that should not post and just shut their mouth....we know who we are but we post anyway... There I said all I need to say. If you feel a little upset in you gut then it is you that is a wanna be.. sorry but that is the truth.






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    no i just think you are a fu-cking azz hole. and you do not know what you are talking about.






    Great response by gsxxr

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    hahahahahhaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    O.G. guns-a-blazin' option:

    Rip off all of your clothing in front of the entire bank and tell her it's a display of your love for her, as you sport a raging hard-on while holding a deposit slip pointlessly.

    ~SC~


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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    you have a link?!
    http://67.18.108.244//showthread.php...light=clennnnn


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    Quote Originally Posted by profbiv
    02-26-2005, 01:35 PM

    jeffwo vbmenu_register("postmenu_1600201", true);

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    Dont read if your easily offended. Warning!!!!
    Wow, this is a secret society. I have came to the conclusion there is a hierarchy in these forums. There are some that think they know everything there is to know about a substance (roids) and the ones that post enough to think they know (but they dont). Then there is everbody else. The scientist (as they like to think) are always saying "dont post here you dont have the knowledge to do that. Read the postings of others and you too will learn the ways of the hierarchy here in these forums." Some think they are big shots but only of few of YOU are the rest of you are role playing. Then you see the post from the guy who says I have been working out for 30 years and I read these post for 2 years before I ever posted a single thing. I say so what. What does that really mean? I would wager there are people who dont use roids or work out that have a vast amount of knowledge of steroids. I know that roids are a banned substance in the USA and they are legal in some countrys. I know the laws are different from place to place. I was told to not use steroids. I would lose all my gains I got from them. Well I will tell you I didnt. I have my gains and I wish I never listend to you in the first place. I really dont care anymore. I am going to go natural. I think I like my gains natural. So some of you must spend alot of time in this thread world and feel power and glory. I can already picture the reply's to this thread. Dont post here loser. Read the threads and post when you have some knowledge like me. what a waste of time I need real users to give me info but you waste my time. well I ask you did you read the title. Did you make a decision to read this anyway. The answer is .....yes ....I did warn you. This secret society is like what you might find in a grade school. the forth graders telling the first graders about life at recess.... Remember I said a few of you guys are big shots and should make a living in this field. I cannot deny you your good deeds. The rest are just trying to be like the swole cat. then there is the group at the bottem that should not post and just shut their mouth....we know who we are but we post anyway... There I said all I need to say. If you feel a little upset in you gut then it is you that is a wanna be.. sorry but that is the truth.






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    no i just think you are a fu-cking azz hole. and you do not know what you are talking about.






    Great response by gsxxr


    i still think he is a azz

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    Quote Originally Posted by AVAGO
    Dunno about comments, but any1 remember that thread about that guy takin sus and havin his car robbed,he thought sus was mad man stuff so he went out an got his ass kicked by 3 ppl. Ohhhhhhhhh im still laughin now.............

    i remember that one...

    moral of the story..."sust don't make you a good fighter" but it can help in recovery..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    i remember that one...

    moral of the story..."sust don't make you a good fighter" but it can help in recovery..
    that one has got to be the best

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    How about someone asked "how to drink winny" and someone replied "I would normally suggest rectal use, but if you have to drink it the best way is with urine. It will taste like warm beer, but you also reassimilate all your lost vitamins... Just a thought"

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    OR someone asked "how do I know if my gear is real" and someone replied " If your cum tastes like juicy fruit gum, then your gear is real"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    How about someone asked "how to drink winny" and someone replied "I would normally suggest rectal use, but if you have to drink it the best way is with urine. It will taste like warm beer, but you also reassimilate all your lost vitamins... Just a thought"

    i think that was bdtr

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    lol. All meso's favorites are things he said.
    Last edited by YounG_SluG11; 03-07-2005 at 01:35 PM.

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    Saluu the name steroids are my game



    Lol. And LMAO at "food pellets" and bedding for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YounG_SluG11
    lol. All meso's favorites are things he said.

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    Saluu: "the roid monkey that is a snake that bites from the back not the front"

    This one is not mine

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    we should just make this... priceless saluu comments... it'd probably be much more amusing...

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    anytime andre says "I am Natural but i have taken one cycle along time ago" its usually in the members pictures forums

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angelis
    LMAO... I heard about that thread trying to find it... hes the bro trying to inject without the Syringe just the needle huh...


    Obviously didnt read the whole post.
    I HAD THE FUKN SYRINGE PEOPLE.

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    "KFC FOOD IS THE BEST ITS PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH PROTEIN"
    Who was this anyone remember?

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    "What was your diet like" -Swolecat

    "Usually after a workout I would go to KFC and get like a 12 piece chicken basket and munch on that- you would be surpised what that KFC chicken has in it".- funny dude cant remember his name.

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