Thread: funny confucius sayings!
03-07-2005, 11:08 AM #1
funny confucius sayings!
whats your favorite?
-man who exels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter-
-man who goes to bed with itchy butt , wakes up with smelly fingers-
03-07-2005, 11:22 AM #2
My favorite has always been:
Man who jump from tall building, jump to conclusion.
03-07-2005, 11:28 AM #3
man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
03-07-2005, 11:30 AM #4
-squirrel who run up women's leg not find nuts-
03-07-2005, 11:31 AM #5
Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society
A man is only as faithful as his options.
03-07-2005, 11:32 AM #6
if i was a dog and you were a flower, id lift up my leg and give you a shower
03-07-2005, 11:56 AM #7
Stupid man climbs tree for cherry,
Wise man spreads limbs....
03-07-2005, 12:25 PM #8
Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.
Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
03-07-2005, 12:25 PM #9
He who has obese son named Richard has big dick
03-07-2005, 01:35 PM #10
man who puts dick in peanut butter jar is ****ing nuts.
03-07-2005, 02:11 PM #11
Man who eats jelly beans....fart in technicolor.
Man who goes to bed alone with hard problem....wake up with solution in hand.
03-07-2005, 02:14 PM #12New Member
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man who stand on side of street with hand in pocket not feeling crazy......feeling nutz!
03-07-2005, 02:54 PM #13Originally Posted by radar1234
03-07-2005, 04:27 PM #14
He who laughs Last... Thinks Slowest.
03-07-2005, 04:30 PM #15
Women who sleep outside synagogue liable to wake up with heavy dew upon her
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