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    funny confucius sayings!

    whats your favorite?

    -man who exels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter-


    -man who goes to bed with itchy butt , wakes up with smelly fingers-

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    My favorite has always been:

    Man who jump from tall building, jump to conclusion.

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    man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

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    -squirrel who run up women's leg not find nuts-

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    Confucius Say
    Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society

    Confucius Say
    A man is only as faithful as his options.

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    Confucius Says:

    if i was a dog and you were a flower, id lift up my leg and give you a shower

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    Confucius Says:

    Stupid man climbs tree for cherry,

    Wise man spreads limbs....

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    Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.

    Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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    He who has obese son named Richard has big dick

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    man who puts dick in peanut butter jar is ****ing nuts.

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    Man who eats jelly beans....fart in technicolor.
    Man who goes to bed alone with hard problem....wake up with solution in hand.

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    man who stand on side of street with hand in pocket not feeling crazy......feeling nutz!

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    Quote Originally Posted by radar1234
    -squirrel who run up women's leg not find nuts-
    dammit thats funny!!!!!!

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    He who laughs Last... Thinks Slowest.

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    Women who sleep outside synagogue liable to wake up with heavy dew upon her

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