LMAO Haha so im off out with 3 American chicks on Saturday :D

**Elysium** · 03-15-2005, 09:57 PM

Haha at work earlier a friend of mine had to call a company in Chicago and got chatting with the receptionist, she mentioned she was flying over to the UK with her family on thursday, she started off by asking what things there is to do in the UK, what to wear etc, you know the normal stuff. So my friend said (as a joke) hey why dont you come out with us one night! - She said yes!!! So... got all her details etc, and they are meeting up with us on saturday, an were off out on saturday night! So... ive sorted out guestlist at a club were gonna go to. So, its me and my friend and 3 girls! Should be fun! Oh -and they are gonna need somewhere to stay as its gonna be late when we get out of the club... what a shame

Haha

**J-Dogg** · 03-15-2005, 09:58 PM

American chicks are big STD collectors be carfull!

**xfade7** · 03-15-2005, 09:59 PM

its true.. and their probably dog faced.

**Elysium** · 03-15-2005, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by xfade7

its true.. and their probably dog faced.

emailed my bro a picture of herself -shes hot bro. im gonna take photos on saturday too

**xfade7** · 03-15-2005, 10:05 PM

ok good.. no photoshoppin these pics you "Photoshop Guru!!"

**Elysium** · 03-15-2005, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by xfade7

ok good.. no photoshoppin these pics you "Photoshop Guru!!"

lol

**BARLOW** · 03-15-2005, 10:58 PM

ya the pic is over her 6 years ago, before she became addicted to meth and looks like a bony biatch...

like for example.

**Rob** · 03-15-2005, 11:03 PM

cute

**BARLOW** · 03-15-2005, 11:04 PM

messy would still hit it

**KGBnine** · 03-15-2005, 11:09 PM

Finally, you'll see what REAL women should look like....hot, and nicely groomed

**Elysium** · 03-16-2005, 07:27 AM

**** you guys lol

**palme** · 03-16-2005, 07:29 AM

You have nice teeth messy? Cause not many in the uk do, i think its something wrong with the water over there.

Good luck with the ladies.

**Elysium** · 03-16-2005, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by palme

You have nice teeth messy? Cause not many in the uk do, i think its something wrong with the water over there.

Good luck with the ladies.

A slightly more serious note, i havent the faintest idea why people outside the UK think that the majority of people living here have bad teeth.

**BOUNCER** · 03-16-2005, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

A slightly more serious note, i havent the faintest idea why people outside the UK think that the majority of people living here have bad teeth.

Because you don't have flouride added to the water. I was listening to a radio chat show recently with the head of the Dental college here in Dublin. he was saying that its almost unheard of for childhood extractions here in Ireland these days. To train on youngster's teeth they must import them from the UK. But then again, brits have bad teeth, American chic's have fat ass's!. Irish girls are just **** cute!.

**palme** · 03-16-2005, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

Because you don't have flouride added to the water. I was listening to a radio chat show recently with the head of the Dental college here in Dublin. he was saying that its almost unheard of for childhood extractions here in Ireland these days. To train on youngster's teeth they must import them from the UK. But then again, brits have bad teeth, American chic's have fat ass's!. Irish girls are just **** cute!.

lol thanks for clearing that up bouncy.

**J.S.N.** · 03-19-2005, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

Because you don't have flouride added to the water. I was listening to a radio chat show recently with the head of the Dental college here in Dublin. he was saying that its almost unheard of for childhood extractions here in Ireland these days. To train on youngster's teeth they must import them from the UK. But then again, brits have bad teeth, American chic's have fat ass's!. Irish girls are just **** cute!.

i think it's more than the water though. they all have not only yellow (or worse, green), fuzzy teeth, but they're all snaggly too. i dunno maybe it's 'cause the uk is pretty much a second-world country 'n' stuff. either way it's pretty ****ing gross if you ask me.

**Elysium** · 03-19-2005, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew

i think it's more than the water though. they all have not only yellow (or worse, green), fuzzy teeth, but they're all snaggly too. i dunno maybe it's 'cause the uk is pretty much a second-world country 'n' stuff. either way it's pretty ****ing gross if you ask me.

did i read that correctly? you said the UK is a "second-world country"?

**needmorestrength** · 03-16-2005, 07:49 AM

Messy admit it they are cross dresser, or transvestites... Well have a post from you on monday titled "OH MY GOD WOMEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A DICK"

**Elysium** · 03-16-2005, 08:29 AM

Right, didnt know that. Guess everyone in the UK has bad teeth then.

**BOUNCER** · 03-16-2005, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

Right, didnt know that. Guess everyone in the UK has bad teeth then.

No, not "everyone"................. just you

**needmorestrength** · 03-16-2005, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

No, not "everyone"................. just you

**Rob** · 03-19-2005, 08:15 PM

takes a back seat to the U-S of A

**J.S.N.** · 03-19-2005, 08:18 PM

fo' sho'. they're all poor compared to us, canada, and continental western europe. maybe not second-world but close.

**Elysium** · 03-19-2005, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew

fo' sho'. they're all poor compared to us, canada, and continental western europe. maybe not second-world but close.

poor? you evidently have no idea.

**bor** · 03-20-2005, 04:18 AM

Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew

fo' sho'. they're all poor compared to us, canada, and continental western europe. maybe not second-world but close.

The standard of living in the UK is way higher then in the US, they have a far less percentage of homeless people and drug addicts than the US, plus they are a civilized old classy nation with no basisi for comparison to the US (not bashing the US, but its a fact)

And as for the teeth, its Austins fault I guess

**J.S.N.** · 03-20-2005, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by bor

The standard of living in the UK is way higher then in the US, they have a far less percentage of homeless people and drug addicts than the US, plus they are a civilized old classy nation with no basisi for comparison to the US (not bashing the US, but its a fact)

And as for the teeth, its Austins fault I guess

if their standard of living is so good why do they all have nasty teeth and blotchy skin? you must be thinking of sweden or switzerland.

the only reason why the us figures look weak (although per capita income is still much higher) is because we have large populations of immigrants and other minorities that are poor. really those are just like little zimbabwes and chiles inside of the us. most of us don't even have to come into contact with the smelly ghettos.

meh it does smell that our health care sucks and we're fat though. oh well we're still rich and hella tuff (and we have britney spears yay!).

**Elysium** · 03-20-2005, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew

if their standard of living is so good why do they all have nasty teeth and blotchy skin? you must be thinking of sweden or switzerland.

the only reason why the us figures look weak (although per capita income is still much higher) is because we have large populations of immigrants and other minorities that are poor. really those are just like little zimbabwes and chiles inside of the us. most of us don't even have to come into contact with the smelly ghettos.

meh it does smell that our health care sucks and we're fat though. oh well we're still rich and hella tuff (and we have britney spears yay!).

you've based your whole arguement on the fact that you believe everyone in the UK has bad teeth and blotchy skin? your an idiot.

**KGBnine** · 03-20-2005, 09:12 PM

uh-oh

You all are owned by us Italians anyways...we have the most beautiful women, and that's all that counts.

**S R H** · 03-20-2005, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by aXe

uh-oh

You all are owned by us Italians anyways...we have the most beautiful women, and that's all that counts.

Eh... yeah kinda

**J.S.N.** · 03-20-2005, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by aXe

uh-oh

You all are owned by us Italians anyways...we have the most beautiful women, and that's all that counts.

nah, i'm not really into chicks with more facial hair than me.

**KGBnine** · 03-20-2005, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew

nah, i'm not really into chicks with more facial hair than me.

You know, when I last visited italy, I did have some aunts with some nasty armpitt hair. But you can find those anywhere. I'm talking about the HOT italian chicks, who are shaved and well groomed. Believe me, there are plenty of them.

**J.S.N.** · 03-20-2005, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by aXe

You know, when I last visited italy, I did have some aunts with some nasty armpitt hair. But you can find those anywhere. I'm talking about the HOT italian chicks, who are shaved and well groomed. Believe me, there are plenty of them.

i was just playin' dogg. in reality i would say italy is the most racially diverse country in europe. up north hella g's are like nordic-looking, and then in sicily lotta peeps loke basically like stereotypical iraqis.

i love italian history in general, and medievel italian hist. in particular. so interesting all the germanic, islamic, indigenous, crusader, papal, imperial, etc. forces meeting in one lil' old peninsula.

whereabouts do your aunts live? my dad was supposed to go to turin a few months ago (and hopefully take my black ass with lol) but his wife's dad died so that ne'er happened.

**KGBnine** · 03-20-2005, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew

i was just playin' dogg. in reality i would say italy is the most racially diverse country in europe. up north hella g's are like nordic-looking, and then in sicily lotta peeps loke basically like stereotypical iraqis.

i love italian history in general, and medievel italian hist. in particular. so interesting all the germanic, islamic, indigenous, crusader, papal, imperial, etc. forces meeting in one lil' old peninsula.

whereabouts do your aunts live? my dad was supposed to go to turin a few months ago (and hopefully take my black ass with lol) but his wife's dad died so that ne'er happened.

That's crazy, most of my family is near turin, in a small town called brozolo.
I also have some a little north of there in Milan. And yeah I also enjoyed seeing the art in italy. I've seen a lot in florence.

**palumbo** · 03-20-2005, 09:16 PM

stamos ur abserd and anything that comes out of ur mouth just shows how uneducated u really are

**Panzerfaust** · 03-20-2005, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

Haha at work earlier a friend of mine had to call a company in Chicago and got chatting with the receptionist, she mentioned she was flying over to the UK with her family on thursday, she started off by asking what things there is to do in the UK, what to wear etc, you know the normal stuff. So my friend said (as a joke) hey why dont you come out with us one night! - She said yes!!! So... got all her details etc, and they are meeting up with us on saturday, an were off out on saturday night! So... ive sorted out guestlist at a club were gonna go to. So, its me and my friend and 3 girls! Should be fun! Oh -and they are gonna need somewhere to stay as its gonna be late when we get out of the club... what a shame

Haha

They are also probably Hogzilla's as 66% of our population are fat asses.

**KGBnine** · 03-20-2005, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

They are also probably Hogzilla's as 66% of our population are fat asses.

I'd say we are closer to 80% by now. Just a guess though

**J.S.N.** · 03-20-2005, 10:36 PM

yeah, just depends how you slice it. maybe like 40% obese (and like 99.99% of that 40% is always shopping at wal-mart for some reason) and then like 80% of our population is fat enough to look like ****.