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    Daily Joke

    For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

    The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

    Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be ****ed if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"



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    and no bike , good stuff

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    nice og...

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    Good one OG. :spudniklu

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

    The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

    Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be ****ed if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"



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    hahahahaahha

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    thats some good sh1t

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    Lmao

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    Thats a good one.

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    funny!!

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    nice. gotta use that one on the patients Monday.

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