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    LMFAO .. haha what a nut, glad I got out

    This girl I was with.. for 3 weeks. .Wouldn't leave me alone.. Texted me, called me everyday.. If I didnt talk to her she'd send me messages like "remember me" etc. Well after about 3 weeks of constantly being annoyed, I ended it.. So I just found out from her best friend, that this psycho girl, thought that we'd be together FOREVER, and married in aobut 6 months.. hahah Im sorry but I laughed soo hard, what a nut job!
    Im damn glad I got outta that

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    This girl I was with.. for 3 weeks. .Wouldn't leave me alone.. Texted me, called me everyday.. If I didnt talk to her she'd send me messages like "remember me" etc. Well after about 3 weeks of constantly being annoyed, I ended it.. So I just found out from her best friend, that this psycho girl, thought that we'd be together FOREVER, and married in aobut 6 months.. hahah Im sorry but I laughed soo hard, what a nut job!
    Im damn glad I got outta that

    I had that that happen to me. I had to shut down my crystal meth lab. that ****ing hora!

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    Not sure what a crystal meth lab has to do with a story like this one, but
    I DO KNOW there doesn't need to be any talk of recs especially crystal
    meth mentioned on the board, so I don't want to see it again...

    I don't see the humor in it and it doesn't belong here... End of Story

    Quote Originally Posted by tbrocato
    I had that that happen to me. I had to shut down my crystal meth lab. that ****ing hora!

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    Thats some funny shit. Something similar happened to me once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Not sure what a crystal meth lab has to do with a story like this one, but
    I DO KNOW there doesn't need to be any talk of recs especially crystal
    meth mentioned on the board, so I don't want to see it again...

    I don't see the humor in it and it doesn't belong here... End of Story
    Agreed ... Now laugh at my story damit

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    This girl I was with.. for 3 weeks. .Wouldn't leave me alone.. Texted me, called me everyday.. If I didnt talk to her she'd send me messages like "remember me" etc. Well after about 3 weeks of constantly being annoyed, I ended it.. So I just found out from her best friend, that this psycho girl, thought that we'd be together FOREVER, and married in aobut 6 months.. hahah Im sorry but I laughed soo hard, what a nut job!
    Im damn glad I got outta that
    lol... what a piece of work... watch out for those girls, you might catch them at your mothers house looking at old photo albums of you, and making future plans. Take it from a guy with experience... psycho girls= mad trouble!

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    Totally agree.........however you often find these girls are the ones that will do ANYTHING for you. The amount of times i have said o come on ive never taken a girl up the ass before and you know we are going to be together for ever- works every time.

    ps yes i know im going to hell

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    dude.... pm me her name and number and I'll bang er too....

    IM SERIOUS... Im on test.. I need some wacko to make the love to.... and then dump er too.... after I have my way with her

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    Story needs more details to be really funny...

    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Agreed ... Now laugh at my story damit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justoid
    ps yes i know im going to hell
    And see, most people's problem is that they lack direction in life. Looks like you've got that one taken care of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justoid
    Totally agree.........however you often find these girls are the ones that will do ANYTHING for you. The amount of times i have said o come on ive never taken a girl up the ass before and you know we are going to be together for ever- works every time.

    ps yes i know im going to hell
    Nah sorry this girl replused me.. I dunno wtf I was thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Story needs more details to be really funny...
    Ohhh I see how it is..Give me your number and I'll send her your way.. You can have ALL the details you want lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    dude.... pm me her name and number and I'll bang er too....

    IM SERIOUS... Im on test.. I need some wacko to make the love to.... and then dump er too.... after I have my way with her
    Just to let you know, shes moving to TO.. aka closer to you.. She would show up on your door.. I can't even stand to look at the girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Just to let you know, shes moving to TO.. aka closer to you.. She would show up on your door.. I can't even stand to look at the girl

    Ive been sitting in my pm refreshing ... refreshing ... refreshing....

    NOTHIN

    dammit man! dont you get it??? I NEED POOON !!!

    actually, what does she look like?

    she has teeth right!... I have high standards... but, I NEED POOON, actually I dont care if she has teeth.


    ANY POON!

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    by the title of the thread i thought u were gonna tell us how u just blew ur wad. i had a similar girl like this, she was bipolar though. dont ever fvk with bipolar chicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    Ive been sitting in my pm refreshing ... refreshing ... refreshing....

    NOTHIN

    dammit man! dont you get it??? I NEED POOON !!!

    actually, what does she look like?

    she has teeth right!... I have high standards... but, I NEED POOON, actually I dont care if she has teeth.


    ANY POON!
    lmfao... Take out palmala handerson

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    by the title of the thread i thought u were gonna tell us how u just blew ur wad. i had a similar girl like this, she was bipolar though. dont ever fvk with bipolar chicks.
    Lmao.. got your ass kicked by a bi-polar chick eh

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    You will call when your board...then you will regret it and not talk to her for a month.Because you called back that one time she will call you every day and one day she will call you at 3 in the morning after a club on a saturday and you will meet up and push push.

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    good thing it was only 3 weeks. If it culminated longer you could have gotten your ass in a sling and cause major drama for ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sta11ion
    You will call when your board...then you will regret it and not talk to her for a month.Because you called back that one time she will call you every day and one day she will call you at 3 in the morning after a club on a saturday and you will meet up and push push.
    why does this sound oh so familiar to me? could be worse though. i had one girl calling all my friends telling them she was pregnant with my baby. she even called my sister! i should have killed her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    why does this sound oh so familiar to me? could be worse though. i had one girl calling all my friends telling them she was pregnant with my baby. she even called my sister! i should have killed her.
    lol.. psycho women

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sta11ion
    You will call when your board...then you will regret it and not talk to her for a month.Because you called back that one time she will call you every day and one day she will call you at 3 in the morning after a club on a saturday and you will meet up and push push.
    uhoh .. she was just on msn.. she said she switched phones and doesnt have my number.. I said good lets leave it that way

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    First thing first... A picture would be nice... lol

    Seriously most girls do want to get married after they have played
    around some and got that out of their system... Maybe you just had
    what she was looking for and she was ready to sign on the dotted
    line after 3 weeks of knowing you...

    I've had that happen and it freaked me out a little to be honest...
    Keys to the house, alarm codes, asked to move in after a few weeks
    and I was all ready to be Carl Lewis in his prime... Actually I think
    I would have beat Carl Lewis in his prime that time... sweet girl, but
    damn I wasn't ready to hear that after less then a month...

    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Ohhh I see how it is..Give me your number and I'll send her your way.. You can have ALL the details you want lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    First thing first... A picture would be nice... lol

    Seriously most girls do want to get married after they have played
    around some and got that out of their system... Maybe you just had
    what she was looking for and she was ready to sign on the dotted
    line after 3 weeks of knowing you...

    I've had that happen and it freaked me out a little to be honest...
    Keys to the house, alarm codes, asked to move in after a few weeks
    and I was all ready to be Carl Lewis in his prime... Actually I think
    I would have beat Carl Lewis in his prime that time... sweet girl, but
    damn I wasn't ready to hear that after less then a month...
    lmao I hear ya bro! This girl just annoyed me too, the way she talks uhh everything lol.. shes only 19, shes gonna be divorced and married 3 times before shes 22!

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    lmao I hear ya bro! This girl just annoyed me too, the way she talks uhh everything lol.. shes only 19, shes gonna be divorced and married 3 times before shes 22!

    and seriously beat mentally/heavily phsically in the nether regions if you just PM her name and number.....

    Im still waiting....

    your still on the fence AREN"T YOU?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    and seriously beat mentally/heavily phsically in the nether regions if you just PM her name and number.....

    Im still waiting....

    your still on the fence AREN"T YOU?!?!
    hahaha No no im not.. I dont have it anymore thank goodness

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    tell her on msn that you know this really nice guy with a vette and huge whopper that you suggest she talks to...

    if she gives you her number .... lemme take it from there.

    we can start a whole new thread with constant updates on how she is falling in love with my manhood.... and my balls too.



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    uhh man u have no idea, shes just disgusting, the stupid way she rolls her eyes.. ARGGGG makes me mad still

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    uhh man u have no idea, shes just disgusting, the stupid way she rolls her eyes.. ARGGGG makes me mad still
    is she hot?!

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO... well maybe if your drunk

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    haha they're all wacky to some extent. some are just wackier than others. glad you got out early

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polska
    haha they're all wacky to some extent. some are just wackier than others. glad you got out early
    as am I

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    why would u hook up w/ her if shes not hot?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    why would u hook up w/ her if shes not hot?...

    why do you think chicks bag your whopper?

    same reason.....



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    lmao.. Shes not ugly.. I dunno... honestly, so many things about her annoyed me, I just wanted to punch stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    lmao.. Shes not ugly.. I dunno... honestly, so many things about her annoyed me, I just wanted to punch stuff
    LIKE her **NOSE**?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    why do you think chicks bag your whopper?

    same reason.....


    and SURPRISINGLY enough i get ample good looking chix which is a shocker because TAI is BY NO MEANS a **CATCH**... funny how THAT works isnt it?

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    Nose, smile, laugh, voice, this stupid ****ing eye roll thing, the way she talked, how she looked at me... Oh yea I realllyy wanted to marry her

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Nose, smile, laugh, voice, this stupid ****ing eye roll thing, the way she talked, how she looked at me... Oh yea I realllyy wanted to marry her
    well what about hed.... when she did that did that make you angry too?

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