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    Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius:

    This really is me alot but i still think its funny as hell

    Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius:

    "Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius:Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up and use shampoo with lavender essecence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse."

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    I love the scared of the water one. Living at the Jersey shore i see plenty of people from other areas of the north east that are scared of everything in the water and people who can barely swim freak out when they step on a shell or have seaweed brush their leg...

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    i love those commercials...and the guy that repeats everything singing

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    i love those commercials...and the guy that repeats everything singing
    Yeah, the back up vocals guy. He's hilarious...

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    hahaha fucccck i am the guy who is described in the quote... except not a bud light in hand.

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    Isn't that from the facebook group? I don't think it's a real commercial, nonetheless i am a group member lol

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    dooo dooo dooo real men of genious

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    ever hear "Mr. Jean short Inventor", or "Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer"..... hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Poppa Pump
    ever hear "Mr. Jean short Inventor", or "Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer"..... hilarious

    haha yea those are both good, but the pink polo thats f'kin funny i hate the dueche bags

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    Yeah, I'm the collar putter upper guy, too. Pink is manly, damnit. So is tanning. Shit, it sounds so bad when I say that out loud.

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    because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse."
    man purse. fag bag

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    I'll admit it I wear my pink shirts, I pop my collar, and I tan! Wait forgot one thing and I do have a man purse!!! But they need to **** off on wearing make up thats wear I draw the line

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    For make up, just tell 'em your with a band.

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    hahaha, that funny $hit anabrolic

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    My favorite is when he honors the inventor of the bug zapper and the backup singers sing, "Smell something cooking".

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    I love those commercials. But bro I gotta be honest....the whole popped collar.....oh no i can't even say it WHY WHY WHY

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    Don't wanna bash you but... A MAN'S PURSE? WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    Don't wanna bash you but... A MAN'S PURSE? WTF?
    LMAO...

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