Who's our hottest AR female member?...

[CRUISECONTROL]

guess im not up to date.. but no way is that a girl

It's a mystery

[Dally]

I think Dally is one hot slutt.

[Dave321]

I think Dally is one hot slutt.

I cuncur... lookin good peaches!

[MASTER]

I cuncur... lookin good peaches!

Dally aint bad, but come on shes not on the same level as Anna!!!

[Jerzey]

Nice pics Jerzey!!!!!!!! Looks like ya had a great time

The beach was so nice.... I definitely want to travel more

[CRUISECONTROL]

The beach was so nice.... I definitely want to travel more

I'm going to the Bahamas in Nov.....

[Mizfit]

so it's dally?

[Jerzey]

I'm going to the Bahamas in Nov.....

I'm jealous.... I will probably do mexico or the bahamas next...

[PaRiS2005]

I am soooooooooooo lost!!! This is hurting my head!!!

[CRUISECONTROL]

I'm jealous.... I will probably do mexico or the bahamas next...

Cool I'll let you know how it goes

[CRUISECONTROL]

I am soooooooooooo lost!!! This is hurting my head!!!

Ah ha !!!!!! I found you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finders Keepers

[J.S.N.]

i believe anna "bollocks" may have to be disqualified...

[Mizfit]

u guys need help

[Benches505]

The biggest ass gets my vote every time!

[PaRiS2005]

Ah ha !!!!!! I found you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finders Keepers

Uhh-ohhhh!!

[CRUISECONTROL]

Uhh-ohhhh!!

Dont be Skeerd

[Dally]

u guys need help

I WISH I knew you in real life .....


really...it would be like doing acid or something.

[Mizfit]

haha u think im messed up

I'm a lil angel

I WISH I knew you in real life .....


really...it would be like doing acid or something.

[Sierra_Breeze]

I think my vote goes to MassJunkie....she's such a cute gal


seriously though, I think all the ladies of AR have something uniquely pretty about them.... If I have to pick one.....TuTu gets my vote....she's cute as a button and has a great personality.....which makes her very pretty in my eyes.

[PaRiS2005]

I'd prob. vote for...hmm maybe CB cause she's a real WOMAN and she don't take sh!t from nobody!!

[PaRiS2005]

Definately CB!

[ttuprincess]

If I have to pick one.....TuTu gets my vote....she's cute as a button and has a great personality.....which makes her very pretty in my eyes.

awwwwww your the sweetest

[donbone]

None of them could handle this.

[CRUISECONTROL]

None of them could handle this.

I think Anna will take that bet

[Liquidred]

really if you look at the girls that are posting in the thread they are all hot....but damn miz baby u kno i love it....all the females on this site would break my neck in the bars/clubs.....most anyways

[Anna Bollick]

None of them could handle this.

HAH!

Scornfully yours,
Anna Bollick, J.S.R.H.

[decadbal]

far as i know, there are only two on here i even believe... so im not voting

[Mizfit]

Muah

As soon as i move i will post better pics.. i learned how to take the under water setting off my digital camera.. that's why my pics look orange :P

really if you look at the girls that are posting in the thread they are all hot....but damn miz baby u kno i love it....all the females on this site would break my neck in the bars/clubs.....most anyways

[Sierra_Breeze]

awwwwww your the sweetest

Not always Besides I'm not trying to be sweet just stating my opinion truthfully

[Sierra_Breeze]

far as i know, there are only two on here i even believe... so im not voting

You're so funny......... I have to go potty deca want to come hold it for me.........

[Mizfit]

i think not a lot of femals frequent the lounge.. u guys aren't that entertaining

[CRUISECONTROL]

i think not a lot of femals frequent the lounge.. u guys aren't that entertaining

I like to think I'm entertaining

[Mizfit]

show us then.

I like to think I'm entertaining

[CRUISECONTROL]

show us then.

A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He
>>marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE
>>coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather
>>have a job".
>>
>>
>>The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
>>just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
>>chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
>>around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because
>>of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
>>her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment
>>above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
>>
>>
>>
>>The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
>>
>>
>>The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
>>

[Mizfit]

LAME

A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He
>>marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE
>>coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather
>>have a job".
>>
>>
>>The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
>>just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
>>chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
>>around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because
>>of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
>>her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment
>>above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
>>
>>
>>
>>The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
>>
>>
>>The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
>>

[CRUISECONTROL]

If you havent seen this you should its pretty funny

[CRUISECONTROL]

>Toward the end of the services, the Minister asked the congregation,
>"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
>
>80% held up their hands.
>
>The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one
>small elderly lady.
>
>"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
>
>"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
>
>"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
>
>"Ninety-eight." she replied.
>
>"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a
>person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"
>
>The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
>congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."

[CRUISECONTROL]

This is too funny



A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month."

The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the
Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying, and the
husband is obviously very depressed.

"You are back so soon...Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from
sex for the required month," the young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.

"Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain through
sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer,
we managed to abstain.?? However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal
thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.


When she bent over to pick it up, ?I was overcome with lust and had my way
with? her right then and there," admitted the man, shamefacedly.

"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated
the pastor.

"We know." said the young man, hanging his head, "We're not welcome at
Home Depot, either.

[CRUISECONTROL]

LAME

Ouch that hurt

[SMYL_GR8]

I'm telling you, TexasFitnessGirl was bad! Very cool check as well which of course made her that much more hot.