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    Texans are amazing

    A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on
    his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and
    orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar
    announcing his wife has produced a typical Texas baby
    --boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new
    baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs,
    "That's about average down home, folks .. like I said, my
    boy's a typical Texas baby boy."
    Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
    exclamations of "WOW!" We heard one woman actually
    fainted due to sympathy pains.
    Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says,
    "Say you're the father of that typical Texas baby that
    weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets
    about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he
    weigh now?
    The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
    The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious.

    "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day
    he was born!"
    The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone
    Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the
    bartender and proudly says,
    "Had'm circumcised".
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