Drunk of the month Joke

[CRUISECONTROL]

Best Drunk Story of the Month




A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and
orders a drink.



Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
meanest, biker in the face and says:

"I went by your grandma's house today and
I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking
woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would
fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with
your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell
you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up,
takes the drunk by the
shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says,







"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk

[S.P.G]

that was half funny...im sure you can do better ill give it sayyyyy 4-5 out of 10......sorry

[TheNatural3456]

lol i thought that was funny

[CRUISECONTROL]

that was half funny...im sure you can do better ill give it sayyyyy 4-5 out of 10......sorry

I usually have the 9-10 funnies

Sorry

[kloter1]

lol good one

[S.P.G]

I usually have the 9-10 funnies

Sorry

are...with that one your leting it slip cruis...!

[Dally]

i was offended by that.

[edmen2]

Best Drunk Story of the Month




A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and
orders a drink.



Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
meanest, biker in the face and says:

"I went by your grandma's house today and
I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking
woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would
fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with
your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell
you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up,
takes the drunk by the
shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says,







"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk