Thread: Idiots ....
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03-21-2002, 06:39 AM #1
Idiots ....
The World is Full of Them
More Evidence That This World Is Full Of Complete Idiots:
1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport
hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.
2. A man in Johannesburg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the
face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans
off each other's head.
3. A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed
its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the
job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory
industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered
minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others
fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling
off a chair while watching the film.
4. The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons,
setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
5. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by
the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the
bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
6. Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book
about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be
copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when
a worker confused the copier with the shredder.
7. A convict broke out of jail in Washington DC, then a few days later
accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out
for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police
officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the
courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.
8. Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a
metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy
machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police
pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling
the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
9. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand
over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the
police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was
arrested.
10. A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a
steam roller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped
aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.
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03-21-2002, 07:03 AM #2
LOL!!!!!!!!
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03-21-2002, 09:44 AM #3
Re: Idiots ....
Originally posted by bexsome
5. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by
the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the
bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
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03-21-2002, 10:38 AM #4
Oh GOD those were hilarious!!! What a world we live in
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03-21-2002, 10:41 AM #5Respected Member
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I know of a guy who got caught smuggling weed...
but get this...he was bringing it into Jamaica...lol
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03-21-2002, 11:03 AM #6
I forget the exact story but I read one time a guy after getting drunk playing poker got pissed at the cat and tried to kill it. The cat ran outside and into a sewer pipe. Than man crawled in about half way and because it was dark lit a match to see better. Well the match ignited the gasses in the sewer which thus created a cannon like effect. He was "launched" something like 50 feet but was luckily not seriously injured.
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12-04-2005, 05:41 AM #7Originally Posted by BigD
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12-04-2005, 07:01 AM #8
Well this is an old thread.
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12-04-2005, 11:17 AM #9Originally Posted by ShnouzedUp
Love
Anna
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12-04-2005, 06:17 PM #10
I am not suprised in the least.
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12-04-2005, 06:27 PM #11Originally Posted by BigD
I forget the exact story but I read one time a guy after getting drunk playing poker got pissed at the cat and tried to kill it. The cat ran outside and into a sewer pipe. Than man crawled in about half way and because it was dark lit a match to see better. Well the match ignited the gasses in the sewer which thus created a cannon like effect. He was "launched" something like 50 feet but was luckily not seriously injured.
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12-04-2005, 06:28 PM #12
Anna, did that cat land on its feet? 40 feet is pretty far.
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12-04-2005, 06:33 PM #13
I read about a guy in england trying to tack his acetylene/oxy tanks to a steel beam.... he didnt make it...
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12-04-2005, 07:52 PM #14
stupid people
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12-05-2005, 01:57 AM #15Originally Posted by Power40
I guess it is kinda funny now that I think about it. But if anybody ever did that to my Katherine, who has been with me since the night after Katrina, I would cheerfully tear the miscreant's fingers off with my bare hands, kind and gentle lady that I am.
Love
Anna
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12-05-2005, 02:05 AM #16
old thread..#9 was funny
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