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    Who in here dances when they go out?

    Myself, I hate fukin dancing, but it's like you have to do it if you want to really impress the girl. I dance when i'm drunk and that's about it. Otherwise I feel like a total clown. LOL. Last night was a good example. I meet this extremely attractive girl from KC and we go get a few drinks at this chill bar. Than we get kind of tipsy and she wants to go dance. So i'm like ok, but I really didnt want to . Anyways we get to the place and we start dancin. At this point i'm like fuk it and just let loose. I was really buzzed, but for some reason I still feel stupid when i'm dancing. I really consider myself not very good at dancin, but I can grind when necessary. lol Who else feels this way? Dancing is a sure way to get into a girls pants especially if you're good. Why is this?

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    Everything you said is the gospel. I fu**in hate dancing with a passion. My woman loves to dance. I want to keep her so I told her I would get lessons . I really don't want to though.

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    I really do hate to dance smak i'll do it occasionally smashed.

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    My husband dance everywhere he go eventhough he doesn't know how to dance at all.


    sorry hun but you really need to work out on your dance move.


    I like the meatwad dance though.... ( did I said that outloud, lol)

    I am going to get yelled at by saying this..... he he

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papi93
    Everything you said is the gospel. I fu**in hate dancing with a passion. My woman loves to dance. I want to keep her so I told her I would get lessons . I really don't want to though.
    Yea, i'm sure ur screwed marryin a latin woman They fukin luv dancin!!!

    I had a puerto rican gf and that's all she wanted to do. I don't know about u, but i'm 6"4 so I look fukin stupid when i'm dancin IMO. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    My husband dance everywhere he go eventhough he doesn't know how to dance at all.


    sorry hun but you really need to work out on your dance move.


    I like the meatwad dance though.... ( did I said that outloud, lol)

    I am going to get yelled at by saying this..... he he
    haha since when do asians like to dance?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    haha since when do asians like to dance?



    pshhhhhhhh... asians can dance...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    haha since when do asians like to dance?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Yea, i'm sure ur screwed marryin a latin woman They fukin luv dancin!!!

    I had a puerto rican gf and that's all she wanted to do. I don't know about u, but i'm 6"4 so I look fukin stupid when i'm dancin IMO. LOL
    She said she can't imagine her life without it. She doesn't dance now because she is waiting for me to learn. I don't like traditional Mexican music though. It sounds like German polka. If it was Mexican rap, then I wouldn't mind learning as much. I think it will be like learning how to fight. At first your flat-footed but after consistent practice, you will be light on your feet. I really don't want to do this though. What we will do for sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    pshhhhhhhh... asians can dance...
    I thought you were Hispanic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papi93
    I thought you were Hispanic?


    I am not hispanic, dummie


    I am asian

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    If I am at a club w/ some ladies, then I will break it down. Also, if the salsa or merengue comes on (even though I don't listen to this type of music), the hips start moving solo.

    Can I have this baile, Smak?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    I am not hispanic, dummie


    I am asian
    So what part of Latin America are you from?

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    Man i fvcking HATE DANCING! but you got to do it if your going to a club bro. I just keep it low key and dont get crazy with doing dance moves and shit. I just basically grind with females or if i'm not feeling the music i just basically stand there while they grind on me. I can only get into hip hop music though. Anything else and its just impossible for me to want to dance, i feel fake or something. Alcohol is definietly the trick though.

    What i miss is break dancing. That was the shit when i was younger. And also dancing to spanish music is acceptable sometimes also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    If I am at a club w/ some ladies, then I will break it down. Also, if the salsa or merengue comes on (even though I don't listen to this type of music), the hips start moving solo.

    Can I have this baile, Smak?

    but of course Mr. MerenGHEy

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    Quote Originally Posted by 305GUY
    Man i fvcking HATE DANCING! but you got to do it if your going to a club bro. I just keep it low key and dont get crazy with doing dance moves and shit. I just basically grind with females or if i'm not feeling the music i just basically stand there while they grind on me. I can only get into hip hop music though. Anything else and its just impossible for me to want to dance, i feel fake or something. Alcohol is definietly the trick though.

    What i miss is break dancing. That was the shit when i was younger. And also dancing to spanish music is acceptable sometimes also.
    haha, i hear ya man. I always hurt my bak when I dance because im so tall. rofllllllllllllll i know u and sozey don't have to worry about that.

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    No dancing, not me, not ever...

    My girl likes to belly dance. Neither of us go to clubs anyway, so all her dancing is just for me...

    Im a monster sized man, and i'd feel like a fool dancing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 305GUY
    Man i fvcking HATE DANCING! but you got to do it if your going to a club bro. I just keep it low key and dont get crazy with doing dance moves and shit. I just basically grind with females or if i'm not feeling the music i just basically stand there while they grind on me. I can only get into hip hop music though. Anything else and its just impossible for me to want to dance, i feel fake or something. Alcohol is definietly the trick though.

    What i miss is break dancing. That was the shit when i was younger. And also dancing to spanish music is acceptable sometimes also.
    Definitely on the low key....

    Quote Originally Posted by Samk
    but of course Mr. MerenGHEy
    Unacceptable^^^^^^^^^^

    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    haha, i hear ya man. I always hurt my bak when I dance because im so tall. rofllllllllllllll i know u and sozey don't have to worry about that.
    Highly unacceptable^^^^^^^^^^

    It's not our fault that we are not Mamazons.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    I am not hispanic, dummie


    I am asian
    Dummie? Swolecat's wife is hispanic and you have been drowling over him since you got here puta sucia.
    Last edited by Papi93; 12-18-2005 at 07:04 PM.

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    [QUOTE=Papi93]Dummie? Swolecat's wife is hispanic and you have been drowling over him since you got here puta sucia.[/QUOTE]



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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    Definitely on the low key....



    Unacceptable^^^^^^^^^^



    Highly unacceptable^^^^^^^^^^

    It's not our fault that we are not Mamazons.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


    rofl mamazons. Nice one.

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    I heart you too, big guy.

    When we hang, I will climb you like a watchtower to see where the honeys are, and you can use me as a bulldozer to seperate the crowd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papi93
    Dummie? Swolecat's wife is hispanic and you have been drowling over him since you got here puta sucia.


    cayiete la boca , pendejo...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    cayiete la boca , pendejo...


    Actually I am well-educated for this site. I have a bachelor's of science in Sports Medicine and certifications in personal training and strength & conditioning through the National Strength & Conditioining Association. I also post on this site, other than the AR Lounge, newbie .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papi93
    Actually I am well-educated for this site. I have a bachelor's of science in Sports Medicine and certifications in personal training and strength & conditioning through the National Strength & Conditioining Association. I also post on this site, other than the AR Lounge, newbie .



    well that's good I am proud of you ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    well that's good I am proud of you ...
    Well, you said I was a dummie and an idiot. Then again maybe you were looking in the mirror and talking to yourself. Sorry, Smak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papi93
    Well, you said I was a dummie and an idiot. Then again maybe you were looking in the mirror and talking to yourself.


    If you are really smart, you will figure it out that when I said you were a dummie , It was merely a joke. (no pun intended)






    Dont trip.

    Take note is only an internet, amigo.
    Last edited by Poison Ivy; 12-18-2005 at 07:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    cayiete la boca , pendejo...


    Well, I have yet to see another married woman write a guy's name all over her boobs and bottom. Let me guess, your hubby is the one who writes "SCat Kickass," and such on your teets and bottom?

    Perhaps Swole would enjoy a pic of his name across my ass in eye liner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    Well, I have yet to see another married woman write a guy's name all over her boobs and bottom. Let me guess, your hubby is the one who writes "SCat Kickass," and such on your teets and bottom?

    Perhaps Swole would enjoy a pic of his name across my ass in eye liner?
    Exactly. If my woman had another dude's name across her behind, she would be an afterthought in my "idiotic" mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    Well, I have yet to see another married woman write a guy's name all over her boobs and bottom. Let me guess, your hubby is the one who writes "SCat Kickass," and such on your teets and bottom?

    Perhaps Swole would enjoy a pic of his name across my ass in eye liner?
    Btw, I was listening to Willy Chirino and dancing while writing the previous post, Smak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    If you are really smart, you will figure it out that when I said you were a dummie , It was merely a joke. (no pun intended)






    Dont trip.

    Take note is only an internet, amigo.
    Only talk a good game if you can back it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papi93
    Exactly. If my woman had another dude's name across her behind, she would be an afterthought in my "idiotic" mind.
    Definitely.

    *KS takes out his marker and begins to write S M A K across left buttcheak*

    rotflmfao

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    I still think Poison Ivy is a man!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 305GUY
    I still think Poison Ivy is a man!!!
    That's what I was thinking too .

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    I dance almost every single weekend, and I ****ing hate it!! but its my job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papi93
    That's what I was thinking too .
    thats also what a lot of other boards poison ivy frequents believe as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    I dance almost every single weekend, and I ****ing hate it!! but its my job.
    are you a stripper or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 305GUY
    are you a stripper or something?

    you got it

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    I dance almost every single weekend, and I ****ing hate it!! but its my job.
    It would suck being a stripper if you hated to dance. I don't know how you could do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 305GUY
    I still think Poison Ivy is a man!!!
    u sure bro lol

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