Thread: Who hates when this happens?
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12-29-2005, 10:59 PM #1
Who hates when this happens?
Your taking a piss, you get done and shake it. You think you shake all the piss out of your hose, so you put the snake back in the boxers. Then a little piss gets on your boxers b/ you put it back too soon. Anybody?
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12-29-2005, 11:00 PM #2
LOL yeah it's happened to me unfortunately, happens to me when i wear sweats more than any other time.
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12-29-2005, 11:10 PM #3
haha, or if you are not wearing underwear, it gets on your nylon pant leg and is freezing cold every time you walk
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12-29-2005, 11:13 PM #4
LOL, you guys think of everything huh? I do have to say that has happened to me a few times............
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12-29-2005, 11:17 PM #5
ahhh i hate that shit..
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12-30-2005, 12:13 AM #6
there has been times at the gym this shit happens to me then i have to go to the sink and splash water on my shorts so u cant see the damn spot i just made. gotta camouflage the shit with more droplets!
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12-30-2005, 12:13 AM #7
yep thats happend to me all the time.
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12-30-2005, 12:15 AM #8
Lately this has been happening to me way too much and it pisses me off. It is always at the worst times damnit.
-Bino
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12-30-2005, 12:26 AM #9Originally Posted by Jayhova16
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12-30-2005, 12:26 AM #10
hahaha, yes I'm a vicitim.
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12-30-2005, 12:28 AM #11
i ****ing hate that crap!
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12-30-2005, 12:29 AM #12Banned
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haha o man, for a while there, i had a problem where that would happen like every time!! luckly now i got a bit more patient and wait till im completly dry before i proceed haha
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12-30-2005, 12:29 AM #13Anabolic Member
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When you are done shaking your member, fold two sheets of tp together. Then fold the two sheets across, and then down. Put the square on your nob. Carefully replace your johnson into your boxer briefs, or whatever.
This will prevent after leakage, and stank underwear.
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12-30-2005, 12:36 AM #14Originally Posted by edmen2
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12-30-2005, 12:39 AM #15
My solution:
Shake it alot when youre done, wait a few seconds--tell your dick to piss, and it will.
I swear to God.
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12-30-2005, 12:49 AM #16Originally Posted by AnatomicallyBlessed
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12-30-2005, 12:58 AM #17Originally Posted by edmen2
lol, that shit is still cracking me up
gotta camouflage it
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12-30-2005, 01:27 AM #18
seems to happen a lot when its cold
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12-30-2005, 01:39 AM #19Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by stayinstacked
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12-30-2005, 01:42 AM #20Anabolic Member
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Hmm. Im gunng go try it... And if it's no fun, then i wont wear pants again. Just my thong underwear. Rawr.
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12-30-2005, 01:46 AM #21
I have to say I do....................
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12-30-2005, 10:19 AM #22
please........... it happens to anybody who has a dick but I'll tell you what's worse than that.
When you sit down to take a shit and you have to piss also and you are on one of those small toilets that are only suitable for small children. When you go to relieve your self and you think your pecker is tucked into the toilet and aiming in the right direction but you somehow manage to piss in between the seat and the toilet bowl right into your pants and underwear that is around your ankles. Has that ever happened to anybody here?
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12-30-2005, 10:22 AM #23
u have been very Philosophical lately
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12-30-2005, 10:24 AM #24Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
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12-30-2005, 10:31 AM #25Associate Member
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Dribbles can be a sign of an enlarged prostate.....id rather just pass it off as something that happens to everyone then have my asshole fingered by a doctor.
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12-30-2005, 10:35 AM #26AR Hall of Fame
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It burns when i urinate.
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12-30-2005, 11:09 AM #27Originally Posted by Mizfit
What are you doing on here Mizfit? Don't you know this is a guys only thread? Do you have a leaky pecker story to share with us?
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12-30-2005, 11:10 AM #28AR-Elite Hall of Famer
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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12-30-2005, 11:12 AM #29Originally Posted by dimentia
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12-30-2005, 11:19 AM #30AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by 956Vette
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12-30-2005, 11:46 AM #31
Ha ha i hate that shit. Another bad one is when u wake up groggy needing a piss and its dark and due to the way u were sleeping mr foreskin is slightly covering the pee hole, resulting in a delightful sprinkle on the floor and leg!
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12-30-2005, 11:47 AM #32AR Hall of Fame
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Circumcised here!!! Foreskin looks nasty!
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12-30-2005, 12:27 PM #33Originally Posted by SwoleCat
Same here. I heard sex is better when your uncircumsized
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Originally Posted by chest6
not shit piss
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12-30-2005, 12:39 PM #35
You think pissy boxers are a bad thing? Girlfriend, try leaking while tucked, in a gaff and nylon panties. At least boxers have some ventilation. The smell doesn't build up so bad so quick.
Love
Anna
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12-30-2005, 12:43 PM #36Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
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12-30-2005, 01:17 PM #37Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
Dear God
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12-30-2005, 01:20 PM #38
god do i love anna.. brightens my day every time i read an Anna post
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12-30-2005, 05:13 PM #39Associate Member
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ya'll think its bad now..... try putting a 4 ga ring in the end of it.....
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12-31-2005, 12:54 AM #40AR's Midget Beater
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
Maybe one too many times "South of The Border"
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