Results 1 to 31 of 31
  1. 01-19-2006, 05:50 AM #1
    Chemical King's Avatar
    Chemical King
    Chemical King is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Here there and everywhere
    Posts
    1,982

    CONFUSING things to say to people thread !

    Il start it off :

    There are three kind of people in the world: those who can do maths and those who can't.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 01-19-2006, 06:39 AM #2
    Mizfit's Avatar
    Mizfit
    Mizfit is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Toronto Canada
    Posts
    8,867
    i confuse the confused all the time.. it's a lot of fun..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 01-19-2006, 07:01 AM #3
    decadbal's Avatar
    decadbal
    decadbal is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    North Charlotte
    Posts
    11,491
    i dont get it
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 01-19-2006, 07:03 AM #4
    DevilsDeity's Avatar
    DevilsDeity
    DevilsDeity is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Pittsburgh
    Posts
    2,319
    The shortest distance between two points is a straight line , in the opposite direction -- ty webb
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 01-19-2006, 07:04 AM #5
    Dave321
    Dave321 is offline AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    4,589
    what's the opposite of "above me"?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 01-19-2006, 07:06 AM #6
    DevilsDeity's Avatar
    DevilsDeity
    DevilsDeity is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Pittsburgh
    Posts
    2,319
    blow me
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 01-19-2006, 07:07 AM #7
    oldman's Avatar
    oldman
    oldman is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    2,224
    Quote Originally Posted by DevilsDeity
    blow me

    and there you have it folks..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 01-19-2006, 07:08 AM #8
    Dave321
    Dave321 is offline AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    4,589
    If jack got on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 01-19-2006, 07:10 AM #9
    DevilsDeity's Avatar
    DevilsDeity
    DevilsDeity is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Pittsburgh
    Posts
    2,319
    if it wasn't for my horse, i'd never have spent that year in college. -- lewis black
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 01-19-2006, 07:11 AM #10
    WEBB's Avatar
    WEBB
    WEBB is offline AR-Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Learnin from the best...
    Posts
    11,639
    if you were stuck on a bus full of gay men would you get off?
    has your mom ever caught ya in the closet beating off?
    ever suck a d1ck you didn't like?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 01-19-2006, 07:16 AM #11
    Dave321
    Dave321 is offline AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    4,589
    Member: If I cleaned my dick, would you suck it?!?!

    Noob: NOOO!!!

    Member: Ahhh, so you like dirty dicks!!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 01-19-2006, 07:25 AM #12
    Timm1704's Avatar
    Timm1704
    Timm1704 is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    ninja dojo, UK
    Posts
    4,082
    Question: how long is a piece of string?
    Answer: it is twice the distance from the middle to one end.
    Second Question: Why are you such a smart ass?
    Answer: Why Not, Eh?

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 01-19-2006, 07:31 AM #13
    Mizfit's Avatar
    Mizfit
    Mizfit is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Toronto Canada
    Posts
    8,867
    even though i dont have a secretary at my desk i often pik up my phone and say ***** line.. and if i want to speak to the person i will start talking right away and if i dont i will say can i take a msg they arent avail right now..

    i do the same on my cell..

    My chiropractor called my cell a few minutes after i left the office and i didnt recognize the number and i said Mizfits line how may i direct your call.. He started laughing and said, Miss you just left my office i know it's you..

    BUSTED!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 01-19-2006, 07:33 AM #14
    DevilsDeity's Avatar
    DevilsDeity
    DevilsDeity is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Pittsburgh
    Posts
    2,319
    To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to sat of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true. - Aristotle
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 01-19-2006, 07:34 AM #15
    Mizfit's Avatar
    Mizfit
    Mizfit is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Toronto Canada
    Posts
    8,867
    I have no idea what you were gonna say because u haven't said it yet
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 01-19-2006, 07:36 AM #16
    Dave321
    Dave321 is offline AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    4,589
    wanna go halves on a bastard?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 01-19-2006, 07:39 AM #17
    DevilsDeity's Avatar
    DevilsDeity
    DevilsDeity is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Pittsburgh
    Posts
    2,319
    i love lamp
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 01-19-2006, 07:39 AM #18
    oldman's Avatar
    oldman
    oldman is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    2,224
    If everything I say is a lie, am I lying or telling the truth? - Mr Spock
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 01-19-2006, 09:16 AM #19
    nirish_mark20's Avatar
    nirish_mark20
    nirish_mark20 is offline Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    N.Ireland, UK
    Posts
    746
    my wall isnt 4 feet high
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 01-19-2006, 09:34 AM #20
    Phreak101's Avatar
    Phreak101
    Phreak101 is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    2,056
    Why do we drive on parkways, but park on driveways?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 01-19-2006, 09:36 AM #21
    Mizfit's Avatar
    Mizfit
    Mizfit is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Toronto Canada
    Posts
    8,867
    where is the left hand mouse?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 01-19-2006, 09:37 AM #22
    Mizfit's Avatar
    Mizfit
    Mizfit is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Toronto Canada
    Posts
    8,867
    I never look busy because i did it right the first time
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 01-19-2006, 09:42 AM #23
    Phreak101's Avatar
    Phreak101
    Phreak101 is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    2,056
    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    where is the left hand mouse?
    Huh?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 01-19-2006, 10:04 AM #24
    anaBROLIC's Avatar
    anaBROLIC
    anaBROLIC is offline Only The Strong Survive
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    East Coast
    Posts
    4,561
    you shut ur mouth when your talking to me
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 01-19-2006, 10:05 AM #25
    SVTMuscle*
    SVTMuscle* is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Massachusetts
    Posts
    7,379
    some say pickle better cucumber
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  26. 01-19-2006, 10:06 AM #26
    DevilsDeity's Avatar
    DevilsDeity
    DevilsDeity is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Pittsburgh
    Posts
    2,319
    Quote Originally Posted by anaBROLIC
    you shut ur mouth when your talking to me

    that was funny , wedding crashers
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  27. 01-19-2006, 10:14 AM #27
    oldman's Avatar
    oldman
    oldman is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    2,224
    Stop your crying or I will give you something to cry about.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  28. 01-19-2006, 10:58 AM #28
    SVTMuscle*
    SVTMuscle* is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Massachusetts
    Posts
    7,379
    Quote Originally Posted by DevilsDeity
    that was funny , wedding crashers
    i dont even know what the FUK a Quail is!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  29. 01-19-2006, 11:02 AM #29
    Dave321
    Dave321 is offline AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    4,589
    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    some say pickle better cucumber
    some say cucumbers are better pickled... what? huh?? what???
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  30. 01-19-2006, 11:08 AM #30
    SVTMuscle*
    SVTMuscle* is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Massachusetts
    Posts
    7,379
    sir, i couldnt even pick out my own penis on a line
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  31. 01-19-2006, 01:40 PM #31
    Timm1704's Avatar
    Timm1704
    Timm1704 is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    ninja dojo, UK
    Posts
    4,082
    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    wanna go halves on a bastard?
    what the hell? i laughed real loud when i read this
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules