Thread: Beer and P**sy
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08-13-2002, 02:22 PM #1
Beer and P**sy
It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
Well... you be the judge.
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08-13-2002, 02:49 PM #2
Hahaha i love it
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08-13-2002, 02:54 PM #3
Too funny!
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08-13-2002, 03:24 PM #4
Haha, great post. Funny shit!
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08-13-2002, 04:20 PM #5Senior Member
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Bad Pussy also- Hilary Clinton and Martha Stewart
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08-13-2002, 04:30 PM #6
ROFL thats great bro
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12-06-2005, 09:23 PM #7
Bump
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12-06-2005, 09:45 PM #8Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
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12-06-2005, 10:05 PM #9
thats amazing lol
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12-06-2005, 10:07 PM #10
if i had to pick between the two it would be ?????????
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12-06-2005, 10:10 PM #11
Thats just awesome....
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12-06-2005, 10:44 PM #12
that's some funny stuff!
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12-07-2005, 03:10 AM #13Senior Member
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this is an old thread but **** its funny
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12-08-2005, 03:42 PM #14
Love it
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12-08-2005, 10:06 PM #15
made me chuckle
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12-11-2005, 06:20 PM #16
Love it:-)
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12-11-2005, 06:26 PM #17Member
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I love beer so much that I brew it a few times a year....... but I'm def going w/ pusssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyy!
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12-11-2005, 11:43 PM #18
I'll take the pU$$Y any day of the week! Beer is good though.
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