Old Myths

[FREAK]

just when u think u've heard em all a new one pops up

a drop of vodka in your ear will get rid of a ear ache
lets hear em

[FREAK]

masterbation will give you a hairy palm

[im83931]

The more you play with it the bigger it gets

[gixxerboy1]

The more you play with it the bigger it gets

kinda true

[im83931]

then mine would be 3 feet by 3 feet

[peteroy01]

donating blood lowers your BP. he he he

[im83931]

Going to bed with wet hair will give you a cold.

[peteroy01]

Going to bed with wet hair will give you a cold.

you calling my momma a liar?

[Atomini]

Leaving windows open in your house/car/whatever with wind blowing in will make you "catch a draft".

Steroids make your penis smaller.

[spywizard]

If you rub toilet paper between your girls breast they will get big..

after all, look at her ass..

[peteroy01]

pinching and holding your head back when you have a bloody nose.

[Atomini]

pinching and holding your head back when you have a bloody nose.

That's actually one of the worse things to do if you have a bleeding nose, lol.

[peteroy01]

choking on blood is fun!!!!

[FREAK]

If your nose itches, someone is coming to see you. If it's the right nostril, the visitor will be a female, left nostril, male.

[FREAK]

A rabbit's foot will bring luck and protect

[FREAK]

Rosemary planted by the doorstep will keep witches away.

[FREAK]

If you drop scissors, it means your lover is being unfaithful to you.

[peteroy01]

cutting a goats throat before a big test brings good test grades.

[FREAK]

You sleep best with your head to the north and your feet to the south.

[FREAK]

If you bite your tongue while eating, it is because you have recently told a lie.

[FREAK]

Two people pull apart the dried breastbone of a chicken or turkey until it cracks and breaks, each one making a wish while doing so. The person who gets the long half of the wishbone will have his or her wish come true.

[peteroy01]

if your ears are hot then somebody is talking about you.

[FREAK]

It's bad luck to put a hat on a bed.

[FREAK]

Keep cats away from babies because they "suck the breath" of the child.

[peteroy01]

blisters from poison ivy are contagious.

[critter]

You gotta know all the tricks. Like, for example, if a woman's on top, she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.

[l2elapse]

You sleep best with your head to the north and your feet to the south.

i believe this is true

[l2elapse]

walking under a ladder will bring 7 years of bad luck

[goodcents]

You gotta know all the tricks. Like, for example, if a woman's on top, she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.

It's true for me since I've never got a nut when they are on top or from behind either

[needmorestrength]

If you rub toilet paper between your girls breast they will get big..

after all, look at her ass..

LMFAO, I just sent a text to my girl saying that... Now im gonna get in troubly thanks a lot

[LawMan018]

It's true for me since I've never got a nut when they are on top or from behind either

When they're coming from behind?

[Kratos]

just when u think u've heard em all a new one pops up

a drop of vodka in your ear will get rid of a ear ache
lets hear em

A drop of vodka will work for some kinds of ear ache

[FREAK]

You’ll get arthritis if you crack your knuckles

[FREAK]

Wait an hour after eating before you go in the water or you’ll get stomach cramps

[FREAK]

If you touch a toad or frog, you’ll develop warts

[peteroy01]

i get stomach cramps after i eat and get in the bath tub.

[FREAK]

Large, thick hands = strength of character; Small, slender hands = weak and timid character; Long hands = ingenious nature; Short ones = careless and foolish nature; Hard hands = rudeness; Soft hands = wit; Hairy hands = a person who likes luxury. A damp hand = an amorous disposition; while 'a cold hand means a warm heart'.
If the palm of your right hand itches you will receive money; if the left palm, you will lose some ('left, lose; right, receive'). Two people should never wash their hands together in the same water - this will lead to a quarrel between them.
Crossed fingers (imitating the sign of the cross) wards off bad luck.

[MotoXracer]

Rich people are evil. Some of the wealthiest people I have met are the most giving also.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

pink is pink....

[novastepp]

in the game of life... don't shit the bed.