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  1. 12-29-2010, 09:36 AM #1
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    Getting my vasectomy today.

    In exactly 1 hour I am getting my nuts chopped. Wish me well bros.
    I will be a snake without the venom. So pretty much I will become a belt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tigershark View Post
    in exactly 1 hour i am getting my nuts chopped. Wish me well bros.
    I will be a snake without the venom. So pretty much i will become a belt.
    outchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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  4. 12-29-2010, 09:56 AM #4
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    Yes did just get engaged but I have 2 kids and she has 1 and we are done.
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  5. 12-29-2010, 09:56 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos View Post
    Can someone find a non-graphic pic of a spayed pup to set the right mood here? :P
    After operation

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    Bros I hurt so freaking bad. My groin is black and blue and tylenol and wine is the only thing stopping the pain. This sucks!
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    Damn so you literally lost your balls with marriage
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    Tigershark and his wife shopping for insurance

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    Hope your experience was better than mine. I would have never thought a bag of frozen vegetables would feel so good on the boys.
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    Ouch! It will get better soon. Good luck!
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    DSM, that pic was golden.
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  13. 12-29-2010, 06:31 PM #13
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    Fireguy I have a bag of frozen brocoli on my boys now and it feels awesome. Still freaking hurts but much better then when I woke up. Looks like I have a grapefruit down the front of my pants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Damn so you literally lost your balls with marriage
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    lololol you kill me
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    Does this mean that a gay guy (me) is more of a man than you now ?
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    Keep them iced as much as possible. Wait til tomorrow or Friday, when you walk it feels like your nuts are bouncing off the ground.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CMonkey View Post
    Keep them iced as much as possible. Wait til tomorrow or Friday, when you walk it feels like your nuts are bouncing off the ground.

    Oh awesome. Can't wait.
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  18. 12-30-2010, 01:24 PM #18
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    Why did Tigershark get all dressed up to go to the vasectomy clinic? He figured if he was gonna be impotent he might as well look impotent.
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  19. 12-30-2010, 03:01 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigershark View Post
    Bros I hurt so freaking bad. My groin is black and blue and tylenol and wine is the only thing stopping the pain. This sucks!
    just go to the bikini thread and spank the monkey for awhile. It may hurt, but it will go numb after awhile, and then the pain stops.

    you'll thank me later!
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  20. 12-30-2010, 04:39 PM #20
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    Black and blue beyond belief. My entire sack and penis looks like the color of a plum. And the swelling is out of this world. I am icing my boys every two hours at two hours at a time. Pain is a little more berrible today then yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigershark View Post
    Black and blue beyond belief. My entire sack and penis looks like the color of a plum. And the swelling is out of this world. I am icing my boys every two hours at two hours at a time. Pain is a little more berrible today then yesterday.
    Are you asking yourself about now...was it really worth it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigershark View Post
    Black and blue beyond belief. My entire sack and penis looks like the color of a plum. And the swelling is out of this world. I am icing my boys every two hours at two hours at a time. Pain is a little more berrible today then yesterday.
    Sounds a lot like what mine looked like when I almost cut them off with a chainsaw.
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    DSM just lost 2/3rds his interest in you!

    Feel better bro.
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    My pops is retired fireman, and told me a story one time where a guy had his junk in a vice, and then took a drill with a polishing rag attachment to it, lubed that up somehow, started waxing his dik down, and somehow it got tangled up in the rag on the end of the drill, and he either seriously ripped his dik, or ripped it off, can't remember. So he calls 911 and my pops shows up.

    let me ask you, how the fuk do you explain that to your mates the next day at the pub over pints?

    ....well, ya see mates.... I don't have to worry about banging the missus no more.....
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    haha this is what he looks like now lol this is border line i hope i dont cross that line with this picture



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    lol in theses u can get laid and never be fully naked
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    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post
    haha this is what he looks like now lol this is border line i hope i dont cross that line with this picture



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    lol in theses u can get laid and never be fully naked
    Lol do they have those in rainbow ?
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    my only regret is that I have but one pair of balls to give up for my woman
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    Nice pics. Gonna have to look for those when I get healed up. The soon to be misses will love them.
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    im sure they do and if not bleach em and dye em
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    so u lost ur balls both ways
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    the only thing I enjoyed about getting cut is the testing... woman had to extract her own sample!
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    I am going to see the doc on Monday. I am still swollen and have bruising covering my entire scrotum and penis. Not too mention last night the bruising moved into my left thigh and lower abdomen. Worried about some internal bleeding but figured if that was it my balls would be the size of grapefruits. Still the way everyone says after a weekend you are good to go this excessive swelling and bruising is probabally woth a look at.
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    Could be internal bleeding so send me a few pictures and ill advise how bad it is. I am a internal bleeding specialist.
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    Wouldn't it have been a whole lot less painful to just pull out each time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Wouldn't it have been a whole lot less painful to just pull out each time?
    or stick it in the pooper???
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    lol if your old lady's into working out tell her to open that mouth wide for some extra protein why waste it lol

    now your another one of them posers with a nice looking gun and no bullets thug life


    hahaha
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    That sounds brutal. My cousin got his done and didnt even miss a day of work. I was thinking about getting mine done while my wife is out of town for a week. She wants more kids but Im done. I keep telling her she can have more with her next husband if she wants them.
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    Tiger i been thinking about your balls all morning, how are they..i mean you ?
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    hilarious! hahahaahahah
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