I hear you can find Chinese women in Afghanistan...............................

**Times Roman** · 03-03-2011, 08:51 AM

.......... it sure seems like along time since I've been with a woman....

I passed a white woman in the store today.... I think she sensed my hunger for her.... we locked eyes for a moment too long, and I think I was obvious. Later, we crossed paths again, and again the hunger. But her glance at me seemed more than a disinterested casualness... i'm sure I imagined it. I thought she told me she wanted me... to wrap her arms around me, to pull me tight, slowly we begin stripping our clothes off in the center isle as I lay her down on our nest of empty clothes.... our hungry lips search, then find each other....

.... and then the moment was gone, and there I was at the check out stand, hot and bothered, and she left me with my empty hopes, walking out the door.

Is it getting warm in here?

**SlimmerMe** · 03-03-2011, 09:30 AM

No....just writing a romance novel.

**calgarian** · 03-03-2011, 09:39 AM

i thought u were going to say "i start making out with her and the damn alarm went off""

**Times Roman** · 03-03-2011, 10:07 AM

(big sigh).... it's going to be a long three years!

**MACHINE5150** · 03-03-2011, 12:07 PM

maybe in a year or so it will be a bit more safe there and then the tribal leaders can start importing some hookers from Kazakhstan or something.

**MACHINE5150** · 03-03-2011, 12:23 PM

hey i just saw on the news that Angelina Jolie is in Kabul.. no joke..

**Times Roman** · 03-03-2011, 12:48 PM

great! I think that just makes the yearning that much more intense. And since I don't think she's going to be knocking on my door dressed in a sheer pink teddie and a white flower in her hair tonight, then I guess it's just me and the tellie and an all too familiar knot in my stomach.

I just checked Craigslist, and out of curiosity, I looked in the personals. Nothing.....
I can choose between Iraq and Pakistan, so i picked both.
Now if I were a woman seeking a woman, there is a hottie wating for me with a nice big pic of one of her mellons. Maybe with some lipstick and a little luck, and the lights turned down low... ya think i can get her past the point of no return before she realized I have a "hanging chad"?