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    Talking The secret diary of Aragorn!

    THE SECRET DIARY OF ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN

    Day One:
    Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good.
    Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it.
    Still not King.

    Day Four:
    Stuck on mountain with Hobbits. Boromir really annoying.
    Not King yet.

    Day Six:
    Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly.
    Yes!
    Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back.
    Still not King.

    Day Ten:
    Sorry no entries lately. V. dark in Mines of Moria. Big Baelrog.
    Not King today either.

    Day Eleven:
    Orcs killed: 7. V. good. Stubble update: Looking mangy.
    Legolas may be hotter than me.
    I wonder if he would like me if I was King?

    Day 28:
    Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I
    make a move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off.
    Still not King.

    Day 30:
    In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench.
    Nice chat with Boromir. He's not so bad.
    Took a shower. Yay!
    But still not King.

    Day 32:
    Orcs killed: none. Stubble update: subtly hairy.
    Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind.
    I think Legolas might be kinda gay.
    Nope, not King.

    Day 33:
    Orcs killed: Countless thousands. V. good.
    Boromir killed by Orcs. Bummer. Though he died bravely in my arms, am
    now quite sure that he was very definitely gay.
    Not so sure about Gimli either.
    RIP Boromir.
    Still not King, but at least Boromir seemed to think I was. Might
    however have been blood loss.

    Day 34:
    Frodo went to Mordor. Said he was going alone, but took Sam with him. Why?

    My God, is everyone in this movie gay but me?
    Not so sure about me either.
    Still not King, goddammit.

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    haha, nice synopsis of the first movie. How about the second?

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    Good one Palme. LOL.

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    funny as shit.....just hope he has as good of a sence of humor as we do

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    Can't wait to see the one from the second movie.

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    lol well Legolas has to be gay atleast

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    LMAO.... good one, now lets have the second movies diary.

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