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    I've got a sex problem......

    I'm not getting any - that's my **** problem !!

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    hhmmmm.....I could say lots...I do mean lots...but I'll be nice. Sorry to hear about your prob bro. Good luck finding some strange..(use your left hand!!)

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    yeah your left hand, just like someone else is doin it . dont feel bad bro, what happened to your sisters friend who was all diggin your chili n ****?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tryintogetbig
    hhmmmm.....I could say lots...I do mean lots...but I'll be nice.
    yeah well keep the gay comments to yourself.

    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    yeah your left hand, just like someone else is doin it . dont feel bad bro, what happened to your sisters friend who was all diggin your chili n ****?
    i might try the sleeper later on

    as for my sis's friend. that got kind of old. but since i'm leavin town on monday for a while, i think i might hit it one more time.

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    sucks when it gets old. beer usually fixes that though

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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    sucks when it gets old. beer usually fixes that though
    too bad i don't drink.

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    Always keep one in reserve for dry times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    too bad i don't drink.
    really? i thought the only way someone would use a phrase like 'diggin my chili' was if they were completely wasted. heh, shows what i know

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    Key..somehow I find that hard to believe. When you guys say your not getting any what has it been like a few days or something????
    Come on now
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    Ahhhh, livin off the spank bank! we all go through those times.....just hit the club up--take something home wit ya!
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    how long has it been bro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babyweight
    Key..somehow I find that hard to believe. When you guys say your not getting any what has it been like a few days or something????
    Come on now
    BW
    hmm.....since january 2nd

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    Oh well hell...January 2nd....Hmm, plan something special for valentines day

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    What's Rosie Palm been up to?

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    So......... where is the problem....
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    ive been dry since early jan......and im going crazy!~

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    You need to get out in public places and walk in the place like you own it. That kind of confidence is hard to find and the ladies eat that **** up.

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    You think you have it bad?
    My girlfriend has decided to wait until marriage before persuing any sort of sexual activity....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polska
    You think you have it bad?
    My girlfriend has decided to wait until marriage before persuing any sort of sexual activity....
    any sort of sexual activity!??!.......****....now thats got to be rough

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    Dam that is rough bro.. since Jan 2.. You Need some Bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle
    any sort of sexual activity!??!.......****....now thats got to be rough
    yeah... she had a sort of religious epiphany. So now any sort of messing around is out of the question. If I didn't love her as much as I do I'd bounce....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    too bad i don't drink.

    This might be a good time to start

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    hmm.....since january 2nd
    Give it a few more weeks.. I'm sure things will liven up.. We've all been through this, and it does s**K, but it is true, any one can read self
    confidence. And I know you have plenty!

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    January 2nd... **** you sound almost married!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    I'm not getting any - that's my **** problem !!
    I thought I was the only one

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    i been dry since last fall... Man, its rough... But its kinda my friends too, they all got GF and dont like to bang random chicks.. so Im all by myself trying to get laid, my boys dont back me up.. and its more akward.. boys just like to get ****tfaced..

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    From what I have been reading, maybe you should have given her Anavar for Valentine's Day. LOL! Good luck!

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    maybe we could start a charity club...all those not getting any could just donate to eachother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damiongage
    maybe we could start a charity club...all those not getting any could just donate to eachother.

    Are you going to donate to Key Master? LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbolsrn
    Are you going to donate to Key Master? LOL
    i'm donating to the ladies only.......

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    bro if worse comes to worse just go to the local red light district with 50 bucks and pray u dont get an std

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    Thats why you never break up on bad terms and never turn down phone numbers. That one day when you havent gotten any for awhile, give the numbers or x a try. Or your friends ex.

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    lmao.......... your ex friends ex girlfriend................... hahahha


    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    Thats why you never break up on bad terms and never turn down phone numbers. That one day when you havent gotten any for awhile, give the numbers or x a try. Or your friends ex.
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