Thread: One Good Deal After Another
03-12-2004, 08:10 AM #1
One Good Deal After Another
I had posted a few weeks back that I am transferring from Sicily to some place I have yet to pin down (either Japan or the Congo..err I mean Virginia)..anyway..my ex-wife calls...normal conversation..forced niceities and questions..anyway..I really loved this woman...she moved out when I was out at sea...I havent heard from hear since Dec 2001..no email, no letters..squat!
Well she emails 2 days back then calls today. Puts on her web cam..blah blah blah..shoots me a pic or her and little girl! Of course I asked , "who is the little piccotta in the pic?" "My daughter", she replied! SHe looks about 2, so I had say WTF!!?? She said that she is almost 2..A quick math problem led to the answer...she was pregnant in Nov 2001...we split in Dec 2001...hmmm..WHile doing some math in my head..she announced.."Yes I was pregnant when Ileft...but dont worry!" Muthafuk!
Now, I married this chick and never told her that I had a vasectomy when I was in the Army..but then she usually drank the load...but occasionally..it went straight to hollywood. After 2 years..tells me this crap..means she was humpin some Jody while I was out in the jackoff olympics turning figure 8's in the pacific ocean! All I can do is laugh..
03-12-2004, 08:13 AM #2
03-12-2004, 08:14 AM #3
As I look at the pics again..the bambina looks nothing like me..of course not ..no wigglies..no offspring..but one can never be sure..All my folks have light hair/blue eyes..even the ex did..not the little one!
03-12-2004, 08:14 AM #4
Wow! I couldn't laugh...I would be hurt. However, you are taking the right attitude.
03-12-2004, 08:17 AM #5
Well the last g/f turned out be a "stripper"..but we know that means hooker..now this...WTF!
03-12-2004, 08:18 AM #6
I can see were you would wonder but I think you have no worries.
I would not say the kid was yours. So you can keep going on with your life and never give your ex a second thought.
03-12-2004, 08:22 AM #7
Thats pretty messed up
03-12-2004, 08:22 AM #8Originally Posted by mart651
03-12-2004, 09:34 AM #9
You have a great attitude. People do things for all the wrong reasons. Just remember the good times and treasure them. She was a part of your life and you can't change that. If it wasn't for her you could be somewhere completely different right now.
03-12-2004, 09:41 AM #10Originally Posted by damiongage
03-12-2004, 03:50 PM #11
Sorry to hear that brother... women lie and cheat. And they think men are the bad ones
03-12-2004, 04:35 PM #12
Read my signature...
03-12-2004, 04:51 PM #13
OK...before you leave Sicily..go out to lunch and have all the garlicky and spicy food you can eat....let it fester for awhile,then get a big FEDX envolope,let the steamer go in there and overnight it to her with a note attached...."when you left last time you forgot to take this tar baby with you "
03-12-2004, 06:40 PM #14
Bama hun.....you are handling it well. Look at the bright side...you aren't coming back here to try and choose from the pool of Whidbey Whales .
I do expect a visit when you get back this way however.
Is she thinking of trying to claim some benifits ???
03-13-2004, 06:36 AM #15
you are not right.......
03-13-2004, 06:52 AM #16Originally Posted by BamaSlamma
03-13-2004, 11:44 AM #17
No claims will be filed by this chick..she knows I would go off like a handgrenade is she even tried...but..I called the parents this weekend and broke the news..my mother is still in a state of disbelief, my father laughed and said" I old you she was whore, WTF do you exepect..was the puss that good to be mulling over like you are doing?"...it brought a laugh..you would just have to understand my pops...ahh..
I do not feel that an explaination is owed, I suppose it obvious..when I giving her my Alabama Man Yoghurt..someone else was too! No mystery, right! However, a part of me still wants to know why..I was so taken by this woman, I never even had a momentary lapes and thought about scroggin' another chick..but I have never been one for self pity..or one that stews over bad news...Any bro's in Honolulu??
03-13-2004, 12:44 PM #18
Good for you Bro........ I would have let her file the paper work, and made her pay for the paternity test....
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03-13-2004, 01:27 PM #19
Well the funny, and quasi-bold aspect is, that she presented this little girl, who is a beautiful little girl, as her daughter..and said..oh dont worry, you dont know the father..he was a loser. Total slap...first-she was creeping..second-silence=lying, then third-knowing humps a loser! WTF!
03-13-2004, 01:40 PM #20LM1332 Guest
when ppl say things like that they tend to forget that we live in modern world where DNA testing is more common then anything
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bama, sorry to hear about the predicament!
but ur slang.......has me lmao over here! good stuff!
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