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06-08-2004, 02:41 PM #1
Mark your calendar for next Saturday!!!
I just got this email.....I hope all u AR women are in...
og
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY
AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.
ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.
AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. FOR GOOD MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON YOUR BBQ GRILL.
THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
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06-08-2004, 02:45 PM #2
talk about homeland security NICE
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06-08-2004, 02:47 PM #3
haha.....a cold coors light.....some pork chops grillin.....can I be naked too???
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06-08-2004, 02:51 PM #4Originally Posted by DADDYDBOL
I dont see why not bro. It doesnt say anywhere in the email that we cant...
og
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06-08-2004, 02:51 PM #5
sweet I will spread the word
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06-08-2004, 02:55 PM #6
And just in case any terrorists are lurking on the board everyone needs to take a picture of one of those girls and post it. After all, it's for the good of the board.
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06-08-2004, 03:10 PM #7
Can my wife watch too?? That will really turn me on.
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06-08-2004, 04:54 PM #8Originally Posted by jbigdog69
....and.....I going to go dig out my lawn chair out of the shed!!!
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06-08-2004, 07:29 PM #9
i hope lots of ppl are involved
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06-08-2004, 08:21 PM #10
wait a second, then they die with images of my naked wife. fock that. i'll just shoot anyone looking away.
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06-08-2004, 09:21 PM #11
OG why don't you just walk around naked... that would be enough to make anyone commit suicide kidding bro
Originally Posted by OGPackin
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06-08-2004, 09:23 PM #12Originally Posted by GeoQuadzilla
og
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06-08-2004, 09:35 PM #13
I would not look outside during this hour, you might go blind. Amongst people who haven't been to a nude beach or in countries where this is accepted people often think public nudity is a good thing, I assure you boys it is not. Obese people get naked too ya know and I don't wanna see that, do you?
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06-08-2004, 09:40 PM #14
lol. please pass
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06-08-2004, 09:44 PM #15
Hey bro, the big ones can be real appreciative....
OG - feeling better im stoned
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06-08-2004, 10:49 PM #16
Solid. Count me in bro.
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06-09-2004, 05:30 AM #17Originally Posted by OGPackin
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06-09-2004, 05:46 AM #18Originally Posted by OGPackin
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06-09-2004, 06:30 AM #19Originally Posted by CAUSASIAN
Dont get ur panties in a bunch Caus, its a joke....
OG
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06-09-2004, 09:57 AM #20Originally Posted by OGPackin
heII yeah....big uns are eager to please.....
i feel better too.....
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06-09-2004, 01:08 PM #21
i find this thread offensive !
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06-09-2004, 01:10 PM #22Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
How come???
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06-09-2004, 01:11 PM #23Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
Ohhwell...and iv found urs offensive also...
OG
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06-09-2004, 01:13 PM #24
Who doesnt like to see naked women??? Except maybe other women so they should be naked too
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06-09-2004, 01:14 PM #25Associate Member
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Are we allowed to touch?
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06-09-2004, 01:20 PM #26Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
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06-09-2004, 01:20 PM #27
Bro!!
Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig
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06-09-2004, 01:23 PM #28
I don't see how!!!
Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
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06-09-2004, 01:24 PM #29Originally Posted by jbigdog69
Its ok in my neighborhood bro, mguy gets the fat1
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06-09-2004, 01:25 PM #30Originally Posted by cpt steele
As long as she has her head covered.
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06-09-2004, 01:27 PM #31Originally Posted by jbigdog69
Heckya bro...iv found that fresh ballyhoo on 20lb tess line does the trick..
OG
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06-09-2004, 02:27 PM #32Female Member
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Originally Posted by OGPackin
I do that every weekend.......even had that clothing optional pool party memorial day weekend...
and no we women don't have a problem with seeing other women ...nakie...its all gravy...
NAKIE NAKIE NAKIEAt a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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06-09-2004, 02:29 PM #33Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
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06-09-2004, 02:33 PM #34Female Member
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Originally Posted by barbarian
i'm not tellingAt a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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06-09-2004, 02:36 PM #35Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
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06-09-2004, 02:39 PM #36Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
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06-09-2004, 02:40 PM #37Female Member
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Originally Posted by cpt steele
its no biggie....just doing my part for homeland securityAt a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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06-09-2004, 02:46 PM #38
If only there were more women out there, that are as patriotic as you
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06-09-2004, 06:01 PM #39Female Member
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awwww
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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06-10-2004, 03:38 PM #40Originally Posted by jbigdog69
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