Results 1 to 29 of 29
Thread: really good thing...
-
06-26-2004, 04:58 PM #1
really good thing...
i wasn't going to share this with all of you because it kinda makes me look like a douchebag but then i thought....all of you are douchebags as well so here goes...
i left my moms this morning and on the way back home i stopped at this you buy we fry fish cafe....well i ordered 3 fillets and a baked potatoe to go and as i'm paying this hot little mexican chica walks in talking on her cell....i smiled and she smiled too but this girl was REALLY hot....so i pay and (doing some major thinking) walk out to my truck....i start kicking myself right off the bat for not talking to her...she smiled really big at me and we locked eyes for a few seconds.....well i thought 'fook this' and wrote a note....now this where most of you are going to laugh at me but i got a surprise for you too...i wrote my name, number and a note saying 'i know this is strange but your just too cute not too'......yeah i thought it pretty corny too....but dropped a nut and walked back in and handed it to her as she talked on her phone.....then i beat myself up mentally for being such a tool....i mean 'cute' WTF........well i get home about 10 minutes later and guess what.....she already called!!!!
she left a message saying that she was very flattered and when i have time to give her a call and maybe we could hook up for a drink!!!!
that is all.....
-
06-26-2004, 05:07 PM #2Associate Member
- Join Date
- Mar 2004
- Posts
- 400
man gotta hand it to u, u got a way with the ladys smooth move
-
06-26-2004, 05:15 PM #3
yeh bro, whatever works..... no regrets is my life philosophy
-
06-26-2004, 05:30 PM #4
That took balls, i wouldnt have done it.
-
06-26-2004, 05:36 PM #5
She didn't mind that you spelled "you're" wrong? Haha. j/k bro.
That took some big cahones...good move!
-
06-26-2004, 05:36 PM #6
atta boy
-
06-26-2004, 07:03 PM #7Female Member
- Join Date
- Mar 2004
- Posts
- 679
well call her dang it...and stop postn .............. go out for some drinks.geeze...
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
-
06-26-2004, 07:11 PM #8Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
not yet....make her sweat....
actually i have plans at around 10 tonite so either way tonites out....
-
06-26-2004, 07:26 PM #9Female Member
- Join Date
- Mar 2004
- Posts
- 679
you man ho.....you ..........
your my hero..!!!!!At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
-
06-26-2004, 07:58 PM #10
Congrats....why doesn't that ever happen to me **** it!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
-
06-27-2004, 12:54 AM #11
Woah dude, I thought that only works in the movies. Niiiice. We should call this move, the "Daddydbol method"
-
06-27-2004, 01:05 AM #12Retired Vet
- Join Date
- Feb 2004
- Location
- Canada
- Posts
- 6,891
Congrats bruh.....that is really cool....
Gotta love the latina lolitas eh mein?
-
06-27-2004, 11:09 AM #13
Thats awsome bro... Dont mean to jump the gun but Imagine if this is the girl you end up marrying...NOw this would be a story for the kids.
-
06-27-2004, 11:22 AM #14Associate Member
- Join Date
- Aug 2003
- Location
- Aukland, NZ
- Posts
- 356
Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
-
06-27-2004, 11:33 AM #15
Suave...lol
-
06-27-2004, 11:42 AM #16
Ahhhh that's sweet.
I can see it now....every guy that goes to Mr. O walks up and hands me a note. My friend would be looking at me trying to figure out wtf was going on.
Originally Posted by Gearhead0071. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
-
06-27-2004, 11:43 AM #17
yes we do
Originally Posted by Blown_SC
-
06-27-2004, 11:47 AM #18AR Hall of Fame
- Join Date
- Dec 2002
- Posts
- 25,737
N-Deed.
Nice job brutha.
~SC~
-
06-27-2004, 11:53 AM #19
gotta love the sunshine girls...
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
-
06-27-2004, 12:00 PM #20AR Hall of Fame
- Join Date
- Dec 2002
- Posts
- 25,737
Sunshine and the rays that radiate are always a good thing.
Seems like he got lucky!
~SC~
-
06-27-2004, 12:13 PM #21Retired Vet
- Join Date
- Feb 2004
- Location
- Canada
- Posts
- 6,891
Originally Posted by VIXI
Hey Swole...where are all the Swolejesus threads? LOL...I'm still waiting for the first one today
-
06-27-2004, 12:29 PM #22AR Hall of Fame
- Join Date
- Dec 2002
- Posts
- 25,737
Dunno, I've new hater in the diet forum though. Go introduce yourself to "Justinram"........aka a former banned idiot.
~SC~
-
06-27-2004, 12:30 PM #23Retired Vet
- Join Date
- Feb 2004
- Location
- Canada
- Posts
- 6,891
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
-
06-27-2004, 03:50 PM #24ttuPrincess Guest
good job freak daddy!!!!
-
06-27-2004, 04:02 PM #25
I bet it bothered her about as much as it it bothers me that you misspelt "cojones."
Just giving a brother some ****!
That did take some huge ONES, iron ones!
Congrats!!
L8
Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
-
06-27-2004, 04:02 PM #26
awwww... how come that never works for me.. i either get kicked in the gonads or maced..
-
06-27-2004, 04:05 PM #27Originally Posted by Elliot
L8
-
06-27-2004, 04:17 PM #28
awesome move bro...
-
06-27-2004, 04:24 PM #29Originally Posted by BlocRoc
yeah you would think so.. it still hurts everytime like it did the first..
Thread Information
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Do we really need to come off...
05-01-2024, 10:34 AM in ANABOLIC STEROIDS - QUESTIONS & ANSWERS