Huh??? Man Dies After Falling on Coffee Mug

ptbyjason · 02-22-2002, 06:41 PM

Just want to know.....how could this have happened?

The Associated Press
Friday, February 22, 2002; 4:31 PM

SEAFORD, N.Y. –– A man apparently bled to death after falling on the shards of a coffee mug he was carrying, police said.

Joseph Stoyer, 51, was found face-down on the sidewalk outside his Long Island apartment building by a jogger Thursday.

"Somehow he falls, the cup shatters, he lands on one of the sharp pieces of the cup," Detective Lt. Frank Guidice said.

© 2002 The Associated Press

**MindBomb** · 02-22-2002, 07:41 PM

I guess this is tragic because there is a death...But why is it making me laugh...Am I an ***hole...Nonetheless, that is some weird shit...

**EXCESS** · 02-22-2002, 07:43 PM

Yeah, many generations of my family have been cursed with coffee mug deaths.

**BOUNCER** · 02-28-2002, 04:50 PM

He's a dead human being gentle, say something nice.........

Bwahahahahahahahahah

bouncer

**cnyce89** · 02-28-2002, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
He's a dead human being gentle, say something nice.........

Bwahahahahahahahahah

bouncer

**Terinox** · 02-28-2002, 07:36 PM

Damn man, thats sad. 51 years old, before you laugh, think of his famly

**broncojosh** · 02-28-2002, 07:41 PM

just about anything can kill you these days...

**BIGTEX** · 03-01-2002, 09:14 AM

Yeah I was curious about the whole thing myself. In order for the coffee mug shard to pierce his body and hit his heart thier would have to be an incredable amount of badluck on this guys side. Maybe its a really bad FBI cover-up?

**GenuinePL** · 03-01-2002, 11:01 AM

This is some funny shit. If I plan to do that, I would never accomplish. Man, this world is funny.

**MindBomb** · 03-01-2002, 11:47 AM

I heard of poking an eye out, but death? shee

**Manslaughter** · 03-01-2002, 12:56 PM

This past summer a local fellow here was showing his kid how to use a Razor scooter. Get's on, falls backwards, lands on his @$$ and hit's his head a little on the curb. Get's up does it again, but this time he shatters his skull hitting the curb and dies the next day.