lmao

**the_rebirth** · 03-30-2004, 01:10 PM

i dont know if anyone saw this , but it was posted over at bodybuilding.com but they allready took the thread down..

Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest **** in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in ****. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I **** myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some **** and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

**daman1** · 03-30-2004, 01:15 PM

bwhahaha

**Da Bull** · 03-30-2004, 01:16 PM

Roflmaoooooooooooooooooo

**Philliagorillia** · 03-30-2004, 01:16 PM

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA thats funny phuckin stuff man....

**mass junkie** · 03-30-2004, 01:16 PM

OMG that is the funniest thing Ive ever read

**monster.** · 03-30-2004, 01:17 PM

That is the funniest thing i've read in a long time!!!! If thats for real, that is ****in hilarious!!!!

LMFAOOOOOROTFLMFAOOOOOOOO

**symatech** · 03-30-2004, 01:18 PM

is that for real? hahahahha sucka

**the_rebirth** · 03-30-2004, 01:19 PM

not shure if its for real.. its to funny tho!!

**PuddleMonkey** · 03-30-2004, 01:20 PM

poor girl. lol. she's gonna have issues for the rest of her life because of that night. wait... girls already have issues, all of them, from an early age. nevermind.

**OGPackin** · 03-30-2004, 01:20 PM

That was sooooooooo funny, but yet soooooooo wrong in sooooooo many ways. hahaha

OG

**decadbal** · 03-30-2004, 01:20 PM

ingenius

**monstercojones** · 03-30-2004, 01:27 PM

wowwwwww....

thats one of the funnier things i have ever read in my entire life...

**Danielle** · 03-30-2004, 01:34 PM

that is horrible................

**Danielle** · 03-30-2004, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by PuddleMonkey

wait... girls already have issues, all of them, from an early age. nevermind.

please dont act like you guys don't!!!!!!!

**Long&Strong** · 03-30-2004, 01:48 PM

that was the funniest thing I have heard in a loooooooooooooonnnngggg time!!!!!!

**abstrack** · 03-30-2004, 01:49 PM

lmfao, that was a great recovery on his part.

**stack-a-licious** · 03-30-2004, 01:51 PM

that is the funniest freakin thing i have heard in a while...i started to laugh out loud and this guy sitting behind me asked what the hell i was laughing at... man, poor girl...thats some funny stuff though...

**FinaZurp** · 03-30-2004, 01:55 PM

that poor thing is never going to live that down oh well better her than you I guess. If it would have been you and she woke up I could picture you on the other side of the countyr at another university. Nice save, but your still going to hell!

**PuddleMonkey** · 03-30-2004, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by Danielle

please dont act like you guys don't!!!!!!!

**rambo** · 03-30-2004, 02:19 PM

Now THAT is what I call being resourceful.

***Pheedno*** · 03-30-2004, 02:26 PM

That is just horrible. Now what would have been hilarious, was if the girl woke up WHILE he was smearing **** all over her.

**TheMudMan** · 03-30-2004, 02:30 PM

quick thinker.........

**mass junkie** · 03-30-2004, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Pheedno

That is just horrible. Now what would have been hilarious, was if the girl woke up WHILE he was smearing **** all over her.

nawww don't think it would have quite the same zing to it

**Testsubject** · 03-30-2004, 02:32 PM

LMAFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!LOLLOL!!!. oh sh*t thats funny. I feel bad for the girl but thats got to be one of the funniest things Ive read in a while.

**rambo** · 03-30-2004, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Pheedno

That is just horrible. Now what would have been hilarious, was if the girl woke up WHILE he was smearing **** all over her.

We don't all have the same fetishes as you. Phee "R. Kelly" Dno.

***Pheedno*** · 03-30-2004, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

nawww don't think it would have quite the same zing to it

Not on paper, but if you knew the two.

**ColdSore** · 03-30-2004, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by abstrack

lmfao, that was a great recovery on his part.

**** good recovery!!!... i dont think i could have do it though...i would of just freaked and ran out

**ColdSore** · 03-30-2004, 03:33 PM

i bet hes tellin all of his buds she **** on him to cover his ass too!

**monstercojones** · 03-30-2004, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by ColdStone

**** good recovery!!!... i dont think i could have do it though...i would of just freaked and ran out

i just wouldnt have $hit myself in the first place...

**Danielle** · 03-30-2004, 03:34 PM

Moral of the story for the girl.............

DO NOT bring strangers up to your dorm room that first night you meet them!...........

**zx7racing** · 03-30-2004, 03:38 PM

yea that would have been classic- she'd be like HEY, what are you doing, and he would be like "ummm, i'm rubbing my poo on your back"..
bwhaaaa bwhaaaa

Originally Posted by Pheedno

That is just horrible. Now what would have been hilarious, was if the girl woke up WHILE he was smearing **** all over her.

**spywizard** · 03-30-2004, 03:46 PM

Quote: I'm really going to have to avoid her.......

Originally Posted by Ricky

i dont know if anyone saw this , but it was posted over at bodybuilding.com but they allready took the thread down..

LORDBLiTZ · 03-30-2004, 03:49 PM

Unless the girl is dumb as a rock, she'll know that the "horse log" didn't come from her ass.

**Elliot** · 03-30-2004, 03:50 PM

Bhahahahhahh.. dudes a quick thinker.. i mean i would of just called the EMS personal and told them shes crazy ****ting all over the place and threathing to kill me..

**ColdSore** · 03-30-2004, 03:52 PM

god that will be a classic moment when they run into each other for the first time...hahaha...i can see it now..."you **** on me!!!...NO, you **** on me so i left!!!"

**floyd_turbo** · 03-30-2004, 03:53 PM

holy phuck ....

hahahahhahahahahahaha, i wonder if the dude thought about giving her a dirty sanchez

**Butch** · 03-30-2004, 03:55 PM

Man that guy is a stud for thinking so quickly....I think I would of just ran out of her room...that is f*cking priceless.....

**stack-a-licious** · 03-30-2004, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by Danielle

Moral of the story for the girl.............

DO NOT bring strangers up to your dorm room that first night you meet them!...........

disagree....what fun would college be then???

**Prime** · 03-30-2004, 04:01 PM

Not quite so funny but my mate **** himself in his gf's bed twice. My other mate woke his gf up when she found him sleep pissing in the corner of her room. She was awoken later to find him sleep pissing on her rug. Neither of these guys are dating these girls anymore.