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  1. 02-16-2005, 12:50 PM #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I Wanna Cookie!!!!!!!
    Nope you can't have one....you know the saying...from the lips to the hips. hahahahha I know you're going to thank me but think nothing of it...we here at AR look out for each other.
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  2. 02-16-2005, 12:52 PM #122
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    Quote Originally Posted by viking_warrior_2k


    When I was younger and more flexible, I could pull a Ron Jeremy and touch my penis with my tongue (and my tongue isn't that long...)
    I think you've just killed this thread. hahahahaha TMI!
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  3. 02-16-2005, 12:56 PM #123
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    I have caught 4 Td's in an Arena 1 game
    My dong is 9'' long and has a girth of 7''
    I have slept with 42 women and girls all over 17, I think
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  4. 02-16-2005, 01:00 PM #124
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Nope you can't have one....you know the saying...from the lips to the hips. hahahahha I know you're going to thank me but think nothing of it...we here at AR look out for each other.
    lmao hahah
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  5. 02-16-2005, 01:03 PM #125
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Had you done this with your feet I'd say that's one hell of an accomplishment however by hand isn't that big a deal. Denied....please try again. hahahahaha
    Patience is a virtue my friend.. and i feel that that in itself is an accomplishment.

    Now recognize the accomplishment. My title is now patient eggcracker haha
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  6. 02-16-2005, 01:03 PM #126
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    i am an excellent break dancer...
    ive slept with 20 major movie stars...
    and i am also and excellent liar...

    haha and paris you bare a striking resemblance to camreon diaz...i thought thats who you avatar really was...that is me in mine...
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  7. 02-16-2005, 01:08 PM #127
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    I can bench 75lbs, squat 95lbs and curl 15lbs.(with each arm!!)

    How you like them apples?!
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  8. 02-16-2005, 01:10 PM #128
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    I can bench 75lbs, squat 95lbs and curl 15lbs.(with each arm!!)

    How you like them apples?!

    Must be at least 11 years old.
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  9. 02-16-2005, 01:23 PM #129
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  10. 02-16-2005, 01:24 PM #130
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    Of course, I did this one end at a time.
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  11. 02-16-2005, 01:26 PM #131
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    I can bench 75lbs, squat 95lbs and curl 15lbs.(with each arm!!)

    How you like them apples?!
    lmao.. well I can dead a clean olympic bar ohhh yeaaaaa
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  12. 02-16-2005, 01:46 PM #132
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    That's nothing.. i can SQUAT an olympic bar
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  13. 02-16-2005, 01:48 PM #133
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    I still wanna cookie damm!t!! Jugger...
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  14. 02-16-2005, 01:51 PM #134
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    That's nothing.. i can SQUAT an olympic bar
    dammmmmmmmmm thats impressive
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  15. 02-16-2005, 01:52 PM #135
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    lets see.... hmmm i fuucked the prom queen...
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  16. 02-16-2005, 01:54 PM #136
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    lets see.... hmmm i fuucked the prom queen...
    I don't believe you.....what was his name?
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  17. 02-16-2005, 01:54 PM #137
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    I know deca is too humble to admit it, but he can stuff 3 penises in his anus.
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  18. 02-16-2005, 01:55 PM #138
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    I know deca is too humble to admit it, but he can stuff 3 penises in his anus.
    Flat or sideways?
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  19. 02-16-2005, 01:56 PM #139
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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    you have nice teeth, you should be in a tooth past commercial

    that was directed at paris, by the way - not needmorestrngth (i assumed that was u in your avator?)

    LOL!!!!!!!!

    best. pickup. line. ever.


    edit: i'm still laughing
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  20. 02-16-2005, 01:58 PM #140
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    That's nothing.. i can SQUAT an olympic bar
    WTF?! Why are you and NMS steeling my thunder, raining on my parade?!
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  21. 02-16-2005, 01:59 PM #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    lets see.... hmmm i fuucked the prom queen...
    I'm currently doing the home coming queen?! It was 7 years ago, does that still count?!
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  22. 02-16-2005, 02:04 PM #142
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    Quote Originally Posted by slizzut
    LOL!!!!!!!!

    best. pickup. line. ever.


    edit: i'm still laughing
    You don't like my teeth slizzut?! jk
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  23. 02-16-2005, 02:14 PM #143
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    You don't like my teeth slizzut?! jk
    They look nice....but the tongue is perfect! hahahahaha
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  24. 02-16-2005, 03:51 PM #144
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    the girth of my penis is exactly 13.132 inches around ( i always have to brake in the Pu$$Y) it looks like a mini torpedo cuz of the girth but its 8.7 inches long ----Thanks to Vigourus and PotentCx
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    I can bench 75lbs, squat 95lbs and curl 15lbs.(with each arm!!)

    How you like them apples?!
    WTF bro are you serious my sister ( i swear ) can do that. some 15year old today in the gym just started about 3 months ago i was spoting him precher curls 45lbs
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  26. 02-16-2005, 04:21 PM #146
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    Quote Originally Posted by L-carnatine
    WTF bro are you serious my sister ( i swear ) can do that. some 15year old today in the gym just started about 3 months ago i was spoting him precher curls 45lbs
    Dude, r u making fun of me? It's not funny to flame someone when they try to post their progress!! You're lucky I'm going to workout (my back, I can row 65lbs) or I would...to quote a great man.....bury my e-boot in your arse!!

















    BTW - yes I am kidding. Come one Bro...this IS the lounge!
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  27. 02-16-2005, 04:25 PM #147
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    i lost my virginity when i was 17 to my friends aunty (she was 47 at the time!!!) in toilets of the club he had 18th birthday in for his friends and family

    and i swear that!
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  30. 02-16-2005, 05:16 PM #150
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    They look nice....but the tongue is perfect! hahahahaha


    Harr Harr
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    I can piss anyone's name (first and last) in curvise on a fence! Nice party trick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by caprock82
    I can piss anyone's name (first and last) in curvise on a fence! Nice party trick!
    Now THATS something to be proud of....
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    Quote Originally Posted by caprock82
    I can piss anyone's name (first and last) in curvise on a fence! Nice party trick!
    what is curvise is that some new language i have never heard of
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  34. 02-16-2005, 07:24 PM #154
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    i fukced 3 real pornstars that are all over the net
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  35. 02-16-2005, 07:27 PM #155
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    not somethin i can be proud of but anyway.. i can stick a whole pencil in my dong !!!
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  36. 02-16-2005, 08:39 PM #156
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    monkeytown dont worry im going right now to squat my max 50lbs and do abs with a spot
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  37. 02-16-2005, 08:42 PM #157
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    I so offended that the 2nd gurl in a threesum with my gf couldnt remember my name that i more or lesskicked her out of the room

    oh did I mention I'm an idiot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by allsaucedup
    what is curvise is that some new language i have never heard of
    I think he means CURSIVE...lol
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    I had sex with two girls that were sisters within a week of each other. I also made out and sucked the titties of their third sister. I just haven't banged her yet.
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