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    I'd like to brag about the fact that I burnt my as$ tanning tonite... WOOHOO!! I have a burnt as$...lol

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    My penis is so thick that my girlfriend has to ice her pussy after we have sex. I hope she doesn't read this, since she's a member here. She'll get pissed.

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    Ummm OVERSHARE!!

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    I can wiggle my ears.

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    i was prom king last year

    bow biatches

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    i went to burger king lastnight..

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    Im also better at poker than BDTR! and he knows it!! lol

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    i was the best professional water polo player in the world...until my horse drown. =(

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    I can do a dbol only cycle

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    I made a porn with two underage girls haha they werent that badly underage

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    I can eat more then Bdtr.

    I have great family and friends.

    I am respected by a lot of people.

    I can write and speak well.

    All my gf's have been beautiful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slizzut
    LOL!!!!!!!!

    best. pickup. line. ever.


    edit: i'm still laughing

    it hasnt failed me yet

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    i'd like to brag about the fact that i have never bragged about my penis, or stuck pencils up it

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    i'd like to brag about the fact that i have never bragged about my penis, or stuck pencils up it
    ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    i hope that "ewwww" was directed at TRL?
    he was the one who stuck pencils up it

    he must have too much time on his hands
    and a very small pencil

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    Im going to win the stanley cup this year

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    I can eat, drink and lift more than BDTR...

    I am more shredded and know more about diet that Swole...

    I've had moe women that Be-Real/Masstermind...

    I'm more of a midget than MJ...

    I'm older than 1vic...

    I'm gayer than Deca ...


    Ok, Ok, I'm not really gayer than Deca, I was just kidding about that one!

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    i fart so loud when im sleeping, that it wakes me and the neighbors up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    I can eat, drink and lift more than BDTR...

    I am more shredded and know more about diet that Swole...

    I've had moe women that Be-Real/Masstermind...

    I'm more of a midget than MJ...

    I'm older than 1vic...

    I'm gayer than Deca ...


    Ok, Ok, I'm not really gayer than Deca, I was just kidding about that one!
    lmfao.... well now deca's gonna bend you over and have his way with you

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    i can fart the national anthem

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    i can fart the national anthem
    NO WAY!!!!!!!! That is tooo cool...unless it smells...then thats one smelly National Anthem...lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    lmfao.... well now deca's gonna bend you over and have his way with you


    One more thing, I can run faster than Deca ....let him try and catch me?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    NO WAY!!!!!!!! That is tooo cool...unless it smells...then thats one smelly National Anthem...lmao

    smelly but effective

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    Oh gawd...I feel bad for whom ever is around when you release the anthem...lol

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    lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I'd like to brag about the fact that I burnt my as$ tanning tonite... WOOHOO!! I have a burnt as$...lol
    Should put some burn lotion on that

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    Um...... I bowled PBA and I can get fatter than anyone here just by looking at garbage food.

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    I can sleep all day.

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    I liked to brag about the fact that I am damm sexy...lol jk...I couldn't think of anything. Plus, I'm bored!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I liked to brag about the fact that I am damm sexy...lol jk...I couldn't think of anything. Plus, I'm bored!!
    Id like to state the fact that im bored, and you didnt add me yet :P

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    Huh? didn't add you?

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    your pm girl

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    I'd like to brag that I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He's always there for me no matter what, and he's the most loving and understanding person I know. Sometimes, I don't know why he ever chose ME, but I thank God everyday I have him in my life. He's the love of my life and I'm so thankful for him. He is always my support system and always believes in me in whatever I do. Plus, he's soo damm sexxy!! I love you shwamin with all my heart!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I'd like to brag that I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He's always there for me no matter what, and he's the most loving and understanding person I know. Sometimes, I don't know why he ever chose ME, but I thank God everyday I have him in my life. He's the love of my life and I'm so thankful for him. He is always my support system and always believes in me in whatever I do. Plus, he's soo damm sexxy!! I love you shwamin with all my heart!!
    NMS - this was posted at a convenient time? haha

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    huh??

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    huh??
    I was messin' with NMS. He said something about sending you a PM, then all of a sudden you post something about your BF. Just a joke.

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    guess I mite as well chime on in, I can imitate scoobey doo like no other

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    NMS - this was posted at a convenient time? haha
    I agree

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    I was gettin T.O.ed MK I was just confused...lol Let's all just keep in mind...that I am BLONDE!!

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