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  1. 03-02-2002, 05:37 PM #1
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    Must read this>>>>>>>>>

    Hey guys i dont know if this was ever done on this board but it usally turns out very funny>>>>>>>>>
    ill start a story and you have to add to where i leave off. it always turns out to be some funny shit..........

    Ok it was a monday night at the gym, 10 minutes ago i just shot my ass full of sus and eq , and chased it down with some winny. i blasting arms while i notice the smokking hot chick stareing at me looking at me up and down
    with my test levels flowing i turn to here and say hello before i can finish my sentence she says to me i want to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(add here)
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  2. 03-02-2002, 05:45 PM #2
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    use those 25lb dumbells so please hurry up.
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    that was kinda funny
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    Dirk...it's not over, you gotta keep going!!! Go back and read what anibibolism said and then come back and read the following...

    I then said to her, well hey baby...If u want to work in with me you are more than welcome...The reason I am using just 25lb'ers is because Penis curls are my weakness, , I got the length, I just need more thickness do you got any time for a spot?...She replied with ".......
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    ..."Sure buddy, but I used to lift 35 lbs before I got my sex change!" She went down to spot me, but instead she......
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    But instead the weight was so great she put her back out. I went around back to help straighten her out, but the site of her sweat soaked spandex, my 2k Testoviron Depot tugging at my balls and my unresloved premature ejeculation problem >>>>>>
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    ...asked to to pick up the DB. While I was not looking she pulled out a dildo from her gym bag and put it...
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    ...in the cupholder of the nearest treadmill. The guy riding it yelled "Hey beeyotch, dats da same one my wife gots!". She responded by saying "It is your wive's". The man turned red and...
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  9. 03-04-2002, 01:09 AM #9
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    ........grabbed it from the cup holder then ran to the locker room with it. Suddenly everyone ran out of the locker room. When I asked someone what was going on they said the man...........
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    was screaming... claiming to have slipped and fell on the metallic dildo. The acne-ridden desk clerk at the gym came on the scene and proceeded to...
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    ...pull out his ACME DILDO DNA TEST KIT. After a few minutes the results were clear - the dildo had been held by PaPaPumP!!! The enraged man walked over the the squat rack where he saw a man in an Arizona Cardinals jersey. "You PaPaPumP?" said the man. The jersied man responded by saying...
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    "fo-shizo My nizo". The man then held out the dildo and said "is this yours" Papa said "wow the last time I saw that it was in........
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    ...New York at Partyboy's house!" The secret was out - everybody in the gym now knew...
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    ...Jerry Garcia's lesser known little brother. He was slipping out the back to get some Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream and apply it liberally to his sore...
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    .... face, because he dropped a 5lbs DB on his face while doin' decline bench. After he applied the ice cream he ....
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    applied whip cream and then he....
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    ....went to his girlfriends house. She was like "what the hell happen to you". "I came here so you could sit on my face" and then she ....
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    sat on his face and gave him a milk mustache....and then she proceeded to...
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    laugh at him while she peeled off the scotch taped on "fake" female body part, and her real identity was revealed as her 12" penis uncoiled from underneath... the man said..."well, i have a secret too...
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    ...... I have numerous std's .... the burning sensations should kick in any minute now . Oh yea and my names not really jeff garcia its .....
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    ...Michael Jackson. Michael whipped out his love stick to reveal that it was....
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    A WHITE PENIS THAT WAS ACCENTILLAY OVER BLEACHED ,AND HE SAID WHAT YOU NEVER SEEN A BLACK MAN WITH A WHITE PENIS ANYWAY HE PULLED IT OUT AND SMACKED HER FVKIN SILLY MAKING HIS DICK OOOZE GONAHHREA GREEN JUICE IN HER FACE AND SHE SAID...
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    Can I swallow? He said...
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    Holy crap my husbands home! In walks a man about 6 foot 250 wearing an A.R t-shirt , the giant gay man says .....
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    What are you doing with my mom? Michael replies....
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    hey skinny get that ghostly looking piece of meat out of her face before i
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    ..ear. The big guy walks over, towers over Michael, shoves his finger clear through Michael's head and bellows....
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    Barbell with four plates on each side . The big dude now knows what he must do . He lands infront of the barbel and.....
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    and she said "if your nuts were on my chest would they be chest nuts?"
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    and she said "well i like chin nuts better" and by the way why are your balls so...
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    suddenly starts seeing floating syringes and flying d-bol pills, as his spliff was laced with acid and mesculine. He hops in El camino and heads for vegas rambling about meeting Johnny Depp and Benicio Del Toro, when he see's flashing lights behind him he begins to......
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    Yes you can drink winny. but.....
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    It's Bob Dole and says 2000mg deca for 16 weeks, you'll need my viagra for that dick
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    I said posse you idiot, posse!
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    ... and then he turns around and sees OJ Simpson. With a funny look on his face he....
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    Oh my lord this is hilarious!!!! PPP you are one funny mofo....
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    Originally posted by GenuinePL
    ... and then he turns around and sees OJ Simpson. With a funny look on his face he....
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    ...says "Bob dole is the real killer!!!" Bob Dole tries to flee but trips over a stack of O-Ring injection pictures. He quickly stops to pick up a picture and runs up to Keymastur for an autograph. Keymastur responds by saying "Thats not me, thats...
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