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**sniper105** · 03-04-2002, 09:04 PM

...Then Bob Dole says I'm not really Bob Dole, and he unzips his Dole suit and turns into the little girl from the Pepsi Commercial, and says I'm Halley Eisenberg. Then she unzips her Eisenberg suit and turns into Halley Berry and she has a Pepsi with lemon, and the dildo from the gym and she says...

**GenuinePL** · 03-04-2002, 09:05 PM

Beetle Juice!!!! NO man, it's Bill Clinton. He's with Monica Lewinsky. Look! what is she doing? It look like she's ....

**XBiker** · 03-04-2002, 09:29 PM

...surfing the internet and stopping at www.getpinz.com Little did we know that's she's a gear head too. With all the test and dbol , her clit will be the size of...

**RageControl** · 03-04-2002, 10:13 PM

Key's o-ring. Monica wonders why .....

**EXCESS** · 03-04-2002, 10:22 PM

...that this thread keeps changing directions more often than Ray Charles in an airplane bathroom. Sensing that somebody's thinking about him, Ray Charles walks into the scene and whips out his large...

**RON** · 03-04-2002, 10:32 PM

....cigars and asked monica if she want to go into the airplane bathroom with him and.......

[Like the way X got a plug in their

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**RageControl** · 03-04-2002, 10:54 PM

Aim this thing for me , I cant see a godamn thing ....... Ray pulls out a .357 magnum ....

**Iconn** · 03-04-2002, 11:05 PM

.... and places it in Monica's o-ring to which she replies....

**RageControl** · 03-04-2002, 11:08 PM

OOOoooooooooohhh bill harder .. oops i mean ........

**Iconn** · 03-04-2002, 11:15 PM

..."Nobody gives a sh%@ what you mean you freaky white bitch!" said Ray. "Man when I was young and taking AS I got all the....

**CRYTON** · 03-04-2002, 11:39 PM

Go,, up to that chick, and be the man! for all us men! Tell her exactly what your thinking...

but, before you do that chase it down with a shot of tequila !

good luck.

**GenuinePL** · 03-04-2002, 11:41 PM

that test E in my closet. Now I have no more test left so i got a deca dick." After being worried about his little friend, Ray ......

**GenuinePL** · 03-04-2002, 11:55 PM

...taking that blue pill which bob dole gave him. Ray took the pill and waited for a while. All the sudden the pill kicked in and ....

**EXCESS** · 03-05-2002, 12:02 AM

...his head exploded into a million pieces. "That wasn't Viagra!" said Bob Dole, "That was...

**GenuinePL** · 03-05-2002, 12:07 AM

....liquid Hydrogenperoxide(HTP) pill which casue a reaction, same HTP that sunk the russian submarine KURSK. This happen by HTP racting with all the metal plates in Rays head. He had all those metal plates in his head from......

**EXCESS** · 03-05-2002, 12:22 AM

...his regretable trip to the Grand Canyon. One day they'll put a railing around the edge! After the explosion everyone looked around and saw that Ray's body had ran off and hopped into a taxi. The taxi swerved through the streets on it's way to....

**GenuinePL** · 03-05-2002, 12:25 AM

.............the Playboy mantion. When he arrived there........

**EXCESS** · 03-05-2002, 12:37 AM

...he realized that it was actually the PlayGIRL Mansion! Dozens of men surrounded Headless Ray and went straight for his...

**Primetime** · 03-05-2002, 01:11 AM

walking cane where he hid his stash of gear. they popped the end off and relentlessly searched for the perfect injectable. There it was, the label on the bottle read......

**EXCESS** · 03-05-2002, 01:26 AM

...TYLENOL! Was that what had given Headless Ray the finger strength to play his piano for all those years? The bottle top popped open and out came...

**sniper105** · 03-05-2002, 04:45 AM

...a small midget, Ray's training partner. He was actually the one who helped Ray find all the keys on the piano all these years. The small midget went by the name Mini-Ray, he grabbed Ray and they ran from the butt pirates at the "Gayboy Mansion" because...

**MONKEYNUTTZ** · 03-05-2002, 05:56 AM

They were chasing him with giant dildo's shaped like a huge syringe.............................

**GenuinePL** · 03-05-2002, 10:14 AM

……….nearest whore house. Surprisingly he sees Britney spears there trying to hump Bill Gates. It most likely looked like Britney was…………

**GenuinePL** · 03-05-2002, 10:24 AM

.........big fat piece of chicken that Rosi Odonnell brought with her. After Rosi saw her piece of chicken was all in puke she took out a big fat dildo that she got from Pam Anderson and sticked that dildo up...................

**GenuinePL** · 03-05-2002, 10:40 AM

...stop touching my kidney with that. Take it out becasue ....

**RageControl** · 03-05-2002, 07:44 PM

Greg kovaks . Greg is .......

**01dragonslayer** · 03-05-2002, 08:16 PM

........Scooooooby Dooooo! Scooby eagerly snatches the large pleasure penis. "Rut Row, Shraggy wrut ris is?" "Zoinks!" Shaggy replied, "look at the size of that thing, where's Velma when you need her." "I'm right here you two hansome hunks. Bring that thing over here and I'll give you boys a night you'll never forget", Velma replied. "Geepers, I've never seen one that big. This is what I need you to do........... "

**RageControl** · 03-05-2002, 09:33 PM

Shaggy replies at your momma's house BITCH! daphne then kicked shaggy in the balls and ......

**01dragonslayer** · 03-06-2002, 05:25 PM

.....says "Let me show you how its really done, Chuck. " Ozzie then rips off Donald's head. Manson replies, " I see, the key is to have the entire head in the oral cavity." In walks Osama bin Laden. Manson mutters, " Hey bin Laden, they been looking for you down at the .................

**RageControl** · 03-06-2002, 07:58 PM

putting bannana's in places they dont belong. After that the bannanas will be...

**thinkin big** · 03-18-2002, 10:35 PM

so the cop hands michael jackson some viagra and steers him in the opposite direction of the local elementary school...right on course for.......

**BIG_JDAWG** · 03-18-2002, 11:36 PM

Billy Boy standing spread eagle on the highway, saying.......

**ECKO 747** · 03-18-2002, 11:48 PM

Eat my dick white boy... Just then micheal swerves left, into a dark alley, where Ronnie Coleman is hard at work fucking the shit out of goat and Shawn ray scream'n.....