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    Then i wish cosmo would tell them they're all suppose to swallow too...

    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAlien
    yeah... the last time a slam-pig tried to finger my ass i jumped a few feet off the bed.

    she told me she read it in cosmo. i think that's where they get this crap.

    A.A.

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    LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate
    lol vette got fisted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    It's that dirty? You don't wash your penis???
    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    only when the cheese reaches maturation
    The next time your lady is down there ask her if she wants wine and crackers to go with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shootdeep
    where as i'm there all the time on her. a woman's @$$ is the sexiest thing.....especially when it's attached to someone that let's me do whatever i want to it

    Well since you have such a small penis, I doubt they mind so much. The girls arent feeling too good when someone as big as me tries to put it in there. The pain seems to keep them from experimenting. My friend who is proud of his small penis brags about being able to just stick it in a girls ass all the time and they dont mind one bit. I guess since it is the size of a big thumb, they really dont feel it compared to something like a shovel handle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Instructions where to find the male G spot.

    http://www.jimgoad.com/pdf/prostate.pdf

    Have fun!

    Carlos did ALOT of searching for this site or his boyfriend told him about it so the sex would be better.
    Is that site in your "FAVORITES"??

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    Carlos did ALOT of searching for this site or his boyfriend told him about it so the sex would be better.
    Is that site in your "FAVORITES"??
    Heard you the first time. Actually the link was posted on bodybuilding.com. Do a google search and the pdf is on the first page. Sorry, I don't get into prostate stimulation. But if you do, who am I to judge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DF2003
    i didnt even have to look who started this thread cause i knew.lololol
    me either... lol but vette does start some interesting threads...

    hey vette.. any fat girl stories for us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    me either... lol but vette does start some interesting threads...

    hey vette.. any fat girl stories for us?

    lol, any sexual ninja stories from your side

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    Quote Originally Posted by 956Vette
    lol, any sexual ninja stories from your side
    watch it hes gonna karati chop your ass

    so any fat girl stories? come on has it really been that long since you got laid.. i know you have some good ones!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    watch it hes gonna karati chop your ass

    so any fat girl stories? come on has it really been that long since you got laid.. i know you have some good ones!!!!
    No, sorry, only half a fat girl story right now A little 3 way action with an amazing hot little sophmore and her roommate on friday You would approve, i promise

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    Quote Originally Posted by 956Vette
    No, sorry, only half a fat girl story right now A little 3 way action with an amazing hot little sophmore and her roommate on friday You would approve, i promise
    non soWHOREity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    non soWHOREity?
    so ttu, do you like the guys butthole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brian11
    so ttu, do you like the guys butthole?
    yuck!!!!

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    Did someone say "NINJA"?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    Did someone say "NINJA"?????
    yes.. read.. http://www.musclesci.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5779

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    My buddy went home with this uni-chick, she sucked him and he closed his eyes, then he felt her licking his asshole...he let her continue, then he feels this undiscribable pain, she had rammed her entire finger up his ass, he dresses really fast and headed home, he also had to avoid being kissed while leaving...

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    a unichick is what again? shemale?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    yuck!!!!
    good girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcstomper
    hahaah, you guys are funny, i had my ass licked once. and at first i was like WTF?????????? but then i liked it, i think it may have had to do that i was drunk, but it felt great, then she sucked me off, and i f-cked the **** out of her. great night lol
    When i was in brazil I had a hooker blow me and then she was massaging my balls, then moved to my undercarrege, and then rubbed my rosebud. I put her hand back, but then she did it again and i just let het rub it. Besides, it felt good. I didn't want it to, but ut did.
    I never had my ass licked, but i'd prolly like it. But not by a girl I liked, only a pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LMAO....so why is it ok for you guys to want to go there with us but if a girl wants to get close to your asses oh thats a huge sin. Talk about double standards!!!
    Hey, i have noooooooo problem if you wanna do that girl. When ever ya get the urge, just let me know!
    lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    a unichick is what again? shemale?
    University ****it! Wich is wierd in-itself cause they are mostly lesbos in my town.

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    You aren't my ex husband are you??????

    He's in PA too. Hmmmmmm

    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981
    Hey, i have noooooooo problem if you wanna do that girl. When ever ya get the urge, just let me know!
    lol!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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