I served in Vietnam (4 months)

[Jeremy34]

JOB APPLICATION
>
> NAME: John Kerry
>
> RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including one in Washington
> DC, worth multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four
> months).
>
> EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S.
> Senator, I've voted to cut every law enforcement,
> CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of Boston
> to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion,
> thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of
> fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
> MILITARY: I served in Vietnam (four months). I used
> three minor injuries to get an early discharge from
> the military and service in Vietnam (as documented
> by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four
> months). I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane
> Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning
> Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and
> were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four
> months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something
> away in protest. Or did I? My book " Vietnam
> Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier", shows
> how I truly feel about the military. I served in
> Vietnam (four months).
>
> COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low
> C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have
> no higher education and did not get admitted to
> Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A.
>
> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: After College and Vietnam, I
> ran for the U.S. Congress and have been there ever
> since. I have no real world experience except
> marrying very rich women and running their companies
> vicariously through them. I served in Vietnam (four
> months).
>
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS: As a U.S. Senator I set the record
> for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even
> Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently
> failed to support our military and CIA by voting
> against their budgets, thus gutting our country's
> ability to defend itself. Although I vo! ted for the
> Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit
> that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece
> of legislation. I have no plan to help this country
> but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am
> elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).
> My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart,
> George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make
> little or no charitable contributions and have never
> agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in
> Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $
> 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
> I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside
> of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe.
> We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of
> labor in those Countries, although I blame George
> Bush for sending all of the other jobs out of
> Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
> Although I claim to be in favor of alternative
> energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills
> o! ff Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might
> spoil our view of the o cean as we cruise on our
> yachts. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES: None. However, I served in
> Vietnam (four months).
>
> PERSONAL: I practice my Catholic faith whenever
> cameras are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love
> to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the
> "Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot
> Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
>
> I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it
> reflects our real culture.
>
> I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at
> my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against
> large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame
> George! Bush for our energy problems. I served in
> Vietnam (four months).
>
>
> PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

[BigGreen]

>
> COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low
> C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have
> no higher education and did not get admitted to
> Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A.
>

I'm beyond certain that Kerry attended BU Law School. A decent school for sure, and certainly not where the average Yale ugrad ended up for LS back then, but I wouldn't discount it entirely and, though I loathe Kerry and Bush equally, this convenient omission leads me to discount the rest of the 'facts' presented.

[rambo]

So I'm guessing you ARE voting for Kerry.

[Jeremy34]

with those credentials.....who couldn't vote for him!!

[Jeremy34]

I'm beyond certain that Kerry attended BU Law School. A decent school for sure, and certainly not where the average Yale ugrad ended up for LS back then, but I wouldn't discount it entirely and, though I loathe Kerry and Bush equally, this convenient omission leads me to discount the rest of the 'facts' presented.

There is always some propaganda in these things, but you have to admit, a lot of that is true and he could not defend it.....like having an $850,000 yacht and saying you are a champion of the poor.....wtf, why not donate everything you don't NEED like the libs want all the rich to do to programs like our great welfare system?

[decadbal]

down with both the retards

[BigGreen]

down with both the retards

I agree. I am voting tomorrow on every issue on the ballot save for the Presidential election. I firmly believe that a refusal to cast a vote is as impactful a statement as choosing a candidate.

[Jeremy34]

Bump

[Money Boss Hustla]

MBH for Prez!!

[Elliot]

yeah bush graduated from yale yet he can't speak proper english.. it must be all the blow he sniffed while skipping out on vietnam..

[markas214]

JOB APPLICATION
>
> NAME: John Kerry
>
> RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including one in Washington
> DC, worth multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four
> months).
>
> EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S.
> Senator, I've voted to cut every law enforcement,
> CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of Boston
> to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion,
> thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of
> fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
> MILITARY: I served in Vietnam (four months). I used
> three minor injuries to get an early discharge from
> the military and service in Vietnam (as documented
> by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four
> months). I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane
> Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning
> Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and
> were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four
> months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something
> away in protest. Or did I? My book " Vietnam
> Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier", shows
> how I truly feel about the military. I served in
> Vietnam (four months).
>
> COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low
> C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have
> no higher education and did not get admitted to
> Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A.
>
> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: After College and Vietnam, I
> ran for the U.S. Congress and have been there ever
> since. I have no real world experience except
> marrying very rich women and running their companies
> vicariously through them. I served in Vietnam (four
> months).
>
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS: As a U.S. Senator I set the record
> for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even
> Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently
> failed to support our military and CIA by voting
> against their budgets, thus gutting our country's
> ability to defend itself. Although I vo! ted for the
> Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit
> that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece
> of legislation. I have no plan to help this country
> but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am
> elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).
> My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart,
> George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make
> little or no charitable contributions and have never
> agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in
> Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $
> 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
> I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside
> of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe.
> We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of
> labor in those Countries, although I blame George
> Bush for sending all of the other jobs out of
> Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
> Although I claim to be in favor of alternative
> energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills
> o! ff Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might
> spoil our view of the o cean as we cruise on our
> yachts. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES: None. However, I served in
> Vietnam (four months).
>
> PERSONAL: I practice my Catholic faith whenever
> cameras are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love
> to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the
> "Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot
> Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
>
> I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it
> reflects our real culture.
>
> I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at
> my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against
> large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame
> George! Bush for our energy problems. I served in
> Vietnam (four months).
>
>
> PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

Thank you for pointing that out. I voted for Kerry. Bush is an idiot.

[justin2305]

Kerrys the idiot!!!!!lets tell americans bout how i have a "PLAN" ohhh but i cant say what that plan is ummm im kerry im a dumb***!!!!

[Bigen12]

Kerry dressed up in an Army uniform, set up a camera in the jungle of Vietnam, and filmed himself walking around. If that doesn't tell you how much of a nut he is, then nothing else will.

[Elliot]

Kerrys the idiot!!!!!lets tell americans bout how i have a "PLAN" ohhh but i cant say what that plan is ummm im kerry im a dumb***!!!!

at lease someone has a plan..

[symatech]

1)this belongs in the politics forum, thats why we have a politics forum, to keep **** out of the lounge.

2)in the politics forum are a plethora of threads EXACTLY LIKE THIS

3)Both men are fvcked

4)At least kerry had the balls to go to nam, bush hid like clinton did.

5)no i didnt vote for bush, no i didnt vote for kerry

[biglouie250]

JOB APPLICATION
>
> NAME: John Kerry
>
> RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including one in Washington
> DC, worth multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four
> months).
>
> EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S.
> Senator, I've voted to cut every law enforcement,
> CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of Boston
> to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion,
> thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of
> fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>



> MILITARY: I served in Vietnam (four months). I used
> three minor injuries to get an early discharge from
> the military and service in Vietnam (as documented
> by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four
> months). I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane
> Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning
> Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and
> were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four
> months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something
> away in protest. Or did I? My book " Vietnam
> Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier", shows
> how I truly feel about the military. I served in
> Vietnam (four months).
>
> COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University with a low
> C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have
> no higher education and did not get admitted to
> Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A.
>
GRADUATED MAGNA CUM LAUDE OUT OF YALE. BUSH WAS THE ADMITTED C STUDENT. KERRY ALSO WENT TO LAW SCHOOL.


> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: After College and Vietnam, I
> ran for the U.S. Congress and have been there ever
> since. I have no real world experience except
> marrying very rich women and running their companies
> vicariously through them. I served in Vietnam (four
> months).
>
ONCE AGAIN HE WAS IN VIETNAM WHILE BUSH WAS DOING LINES OF COCAINE
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS: As a U.S. Senator I set the record
> for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even
> Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton.


VOTED FOR TAX CUTS OVER 600 TIMES AND VOTED TO RAISE THEM 95 TIMES. THATS NOT SO LIBERAL AFTER ALL HUH???


I have consistently
> failed to support our military and CIA by voting
> against their budgets, thus gutting our country's
> ability to defend itself. Although I vted for the
> Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit
> that I voted for it.

VETOED BUDGETS FOR THE MILITARY BECAUSE OF WHERE THE MONEY WAS COMING FROM.....THE MIDDLE CLASS
HE LIKE EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY WAS FOOLED BY LIES OF THE REPUBLICAN WAR MACHINE.


I voted for every liberal piece
> of legislation. I have no plan to help this country
> but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am
> elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).
> My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart,
> George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make
> little or no charitable contributions and have never
> agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in
> Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $
> 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
> I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside
> of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe.
> We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of
> labor in those Countries, although I blame George
> Bush for sending all of the other jobs out of
> Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
HEINZ HAD THOSE FACTORIES LONG BEFORE KERRY MARRIED INTO THE FAMILY.

> Although I claim to be in favor of alternative
> energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills
> o! ff Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might
> spoil our view of the o cean as we cruise on our
> yachts. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>
COMPLETELY FALSE< NO RECORD OF THIS WHATSOEVER

> RECORDS AND REFERENCES: None. However, I served in
> Vietnam (four months).
>

HE WAS THERE FOR 2+ YRS DESPITE YOUR PROPAGANDA

> PERSONAL: I practice my Catholic faith whenever
> cameras are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love
> to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the
> "Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot
> Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
>

PROBLEMS WITH THIS IS WHAT??

> I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it
> reflects our real culture.

> FALSE

> I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at
> my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against
> large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame
> George! Bush for our energy problems. I served in
> Vietnam (four months).
>
>
> PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

here ya go

[justin2305]

at lease someone has a plan..

and whats that plan???u cant no cuz kerry dont even no!!!

[Elliot]

and whats that plan???u cant no cuz kerry dont even no!!!

now i understand why you and jermey are voting for bush..

[biglouie250]

GEORGE BUSH APP

Im a dumb hick that ran 3 companies that a monkey could have ran prosperously straight into the ground. I got into yale cause of my daddy, and maintained a nice cocaine addiction along with my C average. Daddy got me out of vietnam so i had to pay him back by lying to innocent kids and telling them that saddam threatend our country when really this was all a personal vendetta. I cant speak "good" english for the life of me, and my plan for the future......STRATEGERY! oh im a dumb hick with a cocaine addiction did i mention that? Never went to nam dont forget that.

[justin2305]

GEORGE BUSH APP

Im a dumb hick that ran 3 companies that a monkey could have ran prosperously straight into the ground. I got into yale cause of my daddy, and maintained a nice cocaine addiction along with my C average. Daddy got me out of vietnam so i had to pay him back by lying to innocent kids and telling them that saddam threatend our country when really this was all a personal vendetta. I cant speak "good" english for the life of me, and my plan for the future......STRATEGERY! oh im a dumb hick with a cocaine addiction did i mention that? Never went to nam dont forget that.

as many things could be said bout kerry if not more than u just said bout bush.... ya if u want gays running all over town go ahead vote for kerry,if u want other countries to think were p***ys cuz our president doesnt no how to react to war like situations vote kerry!!!!!all i can say is hes not good for president!!!!

[Elliot]

as many things could be said bout kerry if not more than u just said bout bush.... ya if u want gays running all over town go ahead vote for kerry,if u want other countries to think were p***ys cuz our president doesnt no how to react to war like situations vote kerry!!!!!all i can say is hes not good for president!!!!

wow.. education and tolerance must be ur kryptonite..

[Butch]

Hey did Kerry serve in Vietnam...or did he dress up in a uniform jump on the Jungle Ride at Disneyland and have his hippie pot smoking liberal friends snap a few pictures...claiming he was in fact in Vietnam....

If Kerry is voted in I am seriously thinking of joing our Canadian AR boys and move up there.....

[justin2305]

wow.. education and tolerance must be ur kryptonite..

ok buddy!!!

[Elliot]

Hey did Kerry serve in Vietnam...or did he dress up in a uniform jump on the Jungle Ride at Disneyland and have his hippie pot smoking liberal friends snap a few pictures...claiming he was in fact in Vietnam....

If Kerry is voted in I am seriously thinking of joing our Canadian AR boys and move up there.....

yeah hes one crazy hippie.. and thoes medals.. oh dont get me started..


and please do move it'll only increase our gene pool.. yeeehaaa..

[biglouie250]

wow.. education and tolerance must be ur kryptonite..

agreed.


YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA Gonna have ourselves an old fashioned election day Coon Hunt!!! First one to strap a coon to there pickup wins!!!!! Dont forget you must be wearing your stars and bars flag and singing dixie while you do it or youll be disqualified. DUMB HICKS!!!!!

[Bigen12]

agreed.


YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA Gonna have ourselves an old fashioned election day Coon Hunt!!! First one to strap a coon to there pickup wins!!!!! Dont forget you must be wearing your stars and bars flag and singing dixie while you do it or youll be disqualified. DUMB HICKS!!!!!

Smile when you say that Yankee....

[Butch]

yeah hes one crazy hippie.. and thoes medals.. oh dont get me started..


and please do move it'll only increase our gene pool.. yeeehaaa..

Oh **** if forgot....while he was on the ride he had one of his buddies shoot him with a bb gun...medals....give me a break...he did not deserve them....

[justin2305]

agreed.


YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA Gonna have ourselves an old fashioned election day Coon Hunt!!! First one to strap a coon to there pickup wins!!!!! Dont forget you must be wearing your stars and bars flag and singing dixie while you do it or youll be disqualified. DUMB HICKS!!!!!

tipical ignerance!!!!DUMB YANKS

[biglouie250]

tipical ignerance!!!!DUMB YANKS

yea look at the financial center of the world, it sure isnt in a hick state

[mfenske]

Hey did Kerry serve in Vietnam...or did he dress up in a uniform jump on the Jungle Ride at Disneyland and have his hippie pot smoking liberal friends snap a few pictures...claiming he was in fact in Vietnam....

If Kerry is voted in I am seriously thinking of joing our Canadian AR boys and move up there.....

Does Dubya standing on the aircraft carrier in a flightsuit ring any bells? Mark

[Butch]

Yea it does....just before he was about to take off...however, Dubya does not go around parading he was in Vietnam like that faggot kerry does...he only served 4 months and he knows what it was like to be in combat....give me a break!

[nickrizz]

post this in the politics forum it is very good

[Gorgoroth_]

yeah hes one crazy hippie.. and thoes medals.. oh dont get me started..


and please do move it'll only increase our gene pool.. yeeehaaa..

How will someone moving away from the country increase the Gene Pool within the United States ? If people leave the U.S wouldn't it subtract from the gene pool ?

Both Candidates have flaws , but that is the case in every single election . I think its funny that Dems are so quick to point out that Bush did not serve duty in Vietnam - yet they had no problem with Clinton having dodged the draft . Atleast bush served in the National Guard , thats not much but its something.

As for kerry being a " war hero " , I call B.S on that. He was a party to rape , torture , and murder - if he was a " hero " he would have stoped his " fellow soliders " that were commiting this war crimes but instead he choose to sit back and let it all happen.

Bob Dole on the other hand is a war hero so is McCain yet their " war hero " status has got them very little in the world of Politics.

[Gorgoroth_]

This Thread should probably be moved into the political/religion part of the Forums.

[Vanmuscle]

If Kerry is voted in I am seriously thinking of joing our Canadian AR boys and move up there.....

I hope that's not because you think our government is on par with Bush... We're practically Communists.

[mfenske]

Yea it does....just before he was about to take off...however, Dubya does not go around parading he was in Vietnam like that faggot kerry does...he only served 4 months and he knows what it was like to be in combat....give me a break!

At least he was there. I am not claiming he's a Rambo-esqe (not the AR guy, the movie one) type. I'm just saying he's seen combat, even if it was only four months. Dubya hasn't. I've never been in combat and if I were to say behave the way towards troops that people do to Kerry I'd be strung up. Give the man the respect he deserves for serving his country. If you don't like the man that's your prerogative, but don't discredit his war service especially when everyone knows Bush doesn't have one. Mark

[NewBreed]

Smart move attacking Afghanistan and Irak.
ANd the CIA god,did they know anything-I´ve always thought anything I see at the movies about the CIA and secret missions would be at least sometimes happen.

They didn´t do ****,and Bush even less,and now he is attacking Irak,which hasn´t had weapons,or shown any aggressions,for oil,and doesn´t really care about soem crazy extremists which have been around since decades,with always the same things on their minds.

But now it´s at least two complete countrys wanting to fock up Amerika.

[Animal Cracker]

GEORGE BUSH APP

Im a dumb hick that ran 3 companies that a monkey could have ran prosperously straight into the ground. I got into yale cause of my daddy, and maintained a nice cocaine addiction along with my C average. Daddy got me out of vietnam so i had to pay him back by lying to innocent kids and telling them that saddam threatend our country when really this was all a personal vendetta. I cant speak "good" english for the life of me, and my plan for the future......STRATEGERY! oh im a dumb hick with a cocaine addiction did i mention that? Never went to nam dont forget that.

What makes him a hick?

[josh8416]

hahaha this is some funny stuff!!!!!!!