Sticking finger up ass: Am I gay?

[spywizard]

so the question might arise...


do you wipe your finger off on the curtains when you are done??

just want to cover the bases here..

[decadbal]

he gives himself a hitler..

[Carlos_E]

he gives himself a hitler..

It's not funny unless we know what a hitler is. What is it?

[BOUNCER]

Do you swab before inserting a finger, and is it nesscessay to aspirate to check for clinkgers?.

[decadbal]

well its a diff type thing from the dirty sanchex jokes, but its when u do a chick in the ass and when your done u slap yoru dick on her upper lip leainv the crap there... and it looks like hitlers mustache..lol im sure hed prefer it that way as well..

[justincredible]

Do you swab before inserting a finger, and is it nesscessay to aspirate to check for clinkgers?.

I hope this f*ckin thread never dies. This is just too much fun to read.
The God d*mn Thread title alone cracks me up everytime I look at it!!!

"Sticking finger up Ass: Am I Gay?"

Well, if he wasn't, I bet he is now!

[Carlos_E]

well its a diff type thing from the dirty sanchex jokes, but its when u do a chick in the ass and when your done u slap yoru dick on her upper lip leainv the crap there... and it looks like hitlers mustache..lol im sure hed prefer it that way as well..

I guess I learn something new everyday.

[Tock]

I had a pal who was fond of saying, "If I had as many sticking outta me as I've had stuck in me, I'd look like a porcupine." Ya, a small % of guys have nerve endings around their butt that make anal sex extremely pleasurable. If that includes you, may as well enjoy it. One thing, though . . . make sure your girlfriend clips her fingernails short, or else you could get scratched, and then an infection.

Other guys are extra sensitive in other parts of their bodies . . . nipples, neck, face, abdomen, whatever. No sense taking a Puritanical approach to sex (where any sort of physical pleasure is a no-no) depriving yourself of a few extra orgasms every day. As long as the government doesn't have a camera in your bedroom, go ahead and have fun whatever ways work for you.

-Tock

[Pale Horse]

Tock this is one of those points where we smack head on into agreement. Pleasure is not a sin neither is sex.

[Tock]

I still say this has to be someone who has been banned or someone on here joking, there is no way this could be true! I hope it isn't.

Could be.
Nevertheless, some straight guys actually do find themselves in this situation, and they worry about gay tendencies when they discover they like anal sex.
Geez, I know where I like to put my tallywhacker, but no way it would be a snatch. Likewise, I can see how a straight guy could enjoy stimulation in various spots, but only want a woman to do it . . .
Whatever flips your skirt . . . whether you're serious or not.
-Tock

[Tock]

Tock this is one of those points where we smack head on into agreement. Pleasure is not a sin neither is sex.

I think we agree on more things than not.
You're ok for a straight guy . . .
-Tock

[Pale Horse]

Indeed we do.

[BigMike J]

Well. I got my KY Jelly.. the woman is going to stick her fingers up my ass tonite.. maybe a huge dildo.. tickle that thing baby.

I will bring the map that was posted.

[spywizard]

Well. I got my KY Jelly.. the woman is going to stick her fingers up my ass tonite.. maybe a huge dildo.. tickle that thing baby.

I will bring the map that was posted.

well... let us know how it comes out.. i mean.......

(you know we don't care)...

thumb in the ass is like marijuana... = doorway drug

thumb in your own ass = doorway pleasure..

[BigMike J]

well... let us know how it comes out.. i mean.......

(you know we don't care)...

thumb in the ass is like marijuana... = doorway drug

thumb in your own ass = doorway pleasure..

i'm sure i'll get the jitter and go to the corner and cry with the covers over my eyes..

[Pale Horse]

Bigmike, It's The Crying Game for you all over again!

[BigMike J]

Bigmike, It's The Crying Game for you all over again!

haha.. shiet bro.. i don't think so

[Carlos_E]

Funny story. I had a friend tell me he tried sticking his finger up his ass trying to find his prostate. He said he felt hella gay bending over squirting lube up his butt. I told him dude you're supposed to put the lube on your finger, not up your ass. He said... "Oh, no wonder."

[Pale Horse]

LOL, man I can't imagine. I guess it could be done, I dunno.

[Carlos_E]

LOL, man I can't imagine. I guess it could be done, I dunno.

This was right after the movie Road Trip came out where the nurse does it to a guy and he blows a huge load. That movie got some guys thinking hmmm...

[FRANK WHITE]

Bump. This is hilarious

[The Baron]

Funny story. I had a friend tell me he tried sticking his finger up his ass trying to find his prostate. He said he felt hella gay bending over squirting lube up his butt. I told him dude you're supposed to put the lube on your finger, not up your ass. He said... "Oh, no wonder."

I don't know but I think you got to be pretty limber to find your own prostate.

[956Vette]

[Imdealnjuice]

This guy may have put a fake post on here but i have actually had that done by my ex and man i shot the biggest load, but they have to know how to do it. Your girl shouldn't ever ram dry fingers in your ass, that **** would hurt, but yeah i have to say from experience it can be a good thing.

[Pale Horse]

m the only one thinkin we need to hook these 2 guys up?

[Pale Horse]

I have Tubbytank on the case as we speak!

[IronFreakX]

i dont think what that guy's doin is smth id ever wanna try but u all just attack people and make fun of them because they are different from you, when we got **** for removin body hair and sometimes we still do, we didnt like that it was strange for other people but we thought it was better and not at all gay so give the guy a break
LIVE AND LET LIVE

[Pale Horse]

Man the guys title is ass connisseur. This is clearly a joke lighten up crystal.

[Carlos_E]

Man the guys title is ass connisseur. This is clearly a joke lighten up crystal.

Too bad he hasn't replied. This is a funny thread.

[Pale Horse]

yes it reminded me of the one i wrote about ass connisseurs, and Tubbytank last nite. Check it out Carlos!

[Tock]

Will we ever get to the bottom of this controversy?

[Carlos_E]

Will we ever get to the bottom of this controversy?

@ bottom

[D00fy]

uh 1) its called ANAL PROBING, 2) I bet your girls finger smells real bad 3) WTF are u thinking

[BigMike J]

uh 1) its called ANAL PROBING, 2) I bet your girls finger smells real bad 3) WTF are u thinking

I want those d-bol.. yummm

[*Narkissos*]

I want those d-BALLS.. yummm

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew

[*Narkissos*]

Funny story. I had a friend tell me he tried sticking his finger up his ass trying to find his prostate. He said he felt hella gay bending over squirting lube up his butt. I told him dude you're supposed to put the lube on your finger, not up your ass. He said... "Oh, no wonder."

ROFLMBAO

[seanw]

Funny story. I had a friend tell me he tried sticking his finger up his ass trying to find his prostate. He said he felt hella gay bending over squirting lube up his butt. I told him dude you're supposed to put the lube on your finger, not up your ass. He said... "Oh, no wonder."

Now you tell me

[D00fy]

rofl

[BigMike J]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew

haha

[bignatt]

I once had a girl tickle my assshole while she was blowing me it was a little odd