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  1. 12-19-2004, 01:16 PM #1
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    my nephews are cussing too much, i might be to blame

    My 2 nephews Johnny and Pete have been having problems with cursing all the time, i spoke with my sister-in-law to see a child family counselor to see what she should do about it..

    Well she went and met with the counselor, and they told her she must take immediate, and drastic steps...

    So Saturday morning came around, and Johnny and Pete came down stairs for breakfast, Susan, my sister-in-law askes... what do you want for breakfast?

    Johnny say "Give me some fcuking Cheerios" she doesn't say a word, and backhands him across the room, where he sits on the floor in a stupor.

    she then turned to Pete and says what do you want??

    he replies "well you can bet your sweet ass i don't want any of them fcukin Cheerios"

    where do they get this ??
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  3. 12-19-2004, 01:57 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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    thanks cb... i've been telling that joke for............. well, never mind how long i've been telling it.. but it was a joke from the military days..
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  4. 12-19-2004, 03:23 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    he replies "well you can bet your sweet ass i don't want any of them fcukin Cheerios"
    Next time they do this give tyhem the old fashioned bar of soap jammed down their throat. I am sure they will think twice after that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fitnessNY
    Next time they do this give tyhem the old fashioned bar of soap jammed down their throat. I am sure they will think twice after that.
    ummm.. it's a joke man.. but thanks for caring..
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  6. 12-19-2004, 05:35 PM #6
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    LMAO...Nice spy...
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  8. 12-19-2004, 08:42 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    ummm.. it's a joke man.. but thanks for caring..

    lol... i should read everything before i post...
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