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    Would you do this?

    Man my older women fetisch is getting out of hand lol. Right now Im hitting on my hot neightboor that is 50 and Im chatting with a 57 year old ex professional dancer on the net. She has a old face but a SMOKING body god ****. Most girls 25 would love to have her body. Especialy those legs. She seems to have the hots for me to I just dont know if I should hit it or not

    I can just imagine how awsome someone with that much sexual experience must be in beed. But the face might be to big of a turnoff...**** Im only 20 so she is almost 3 times my age.

    Hit it or not

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    For me, not.

    Something about cobweb coochie that just doesn't do it for me.

    Especially if the face is horrid like you said, uh uh.......

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    Bro just look at it as a learning experience and hit'em all...lol I was with a 48yr old once. She had a smokin body, but her face was kinda iffy. The sex was great i have to admit and she was lovin it....hahaha

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    I didnt have a problem nailing a 41 year old that looked that age in her face(in a good way offcourse). Have to contemplate this for a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    Bro just look at it as a learning experience and hit'em all...lol I was with a 48yr old once. She had a smokin body, but her face was kinda iffy. The sex was great i have to admit and she was lovin it....hahaha

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    older ladys are the best. Sexy, smart, sophisticated. Whats not to love about them

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    Yeah but OG thats not bad, considering your in your late 30's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    Man my older women fetisch is getting out of hand lol. Right now Im hitting on my hot neightboor that is 50 and Im chatting with a 57 year old ex professional dancer on the net. She has a old face but a SMOKING body god ****. Most girls 25 would love to have her body. Especialy those legs. She seems to have the hots for me to I just dont know if I should hit it or not

    I can just imagine how awsome someone with that much sexual experience must be in beed. But the face might be to big of a turnoff...**** Im only 20 so she is almost 3 times my age.

    Hit it or not
    50 maybe, 57, getting a little too old

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    Yeah but OG thats not bad, considering your in your late 30's.
    Hey F U...lol I was 35 and she was 48..13 yrs is a BIG difference...And considering i look in my 20's its even more so... Fooker...lol

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    Fuk it, when your single....pu$$y is pu$$y....hit it...maybe they will teach you a few things. lol

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    Have fun, and if she's too bad....do it doggy....or hit the lights.....ha hahahhaahhaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    Yeah but OG thats not bad, considering your in your late 30's.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jc3
    Have fun, and if she's too bad....do it doggy....or hit the lights.....ha hahahhaahhaha
    Beauty is a light switch away

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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    F U too... Bastagis's

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    You do not have to look at her face if you are behind her, go for it! And you should slap that ass too, she would like it better than getting hit in the head(JOKE) lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jc3
    Have fun, and if she's too bad....do it doggy....or hit the lights.....ha hahahhaahhaha
    Are you sure we're not twins separated at birth.

    I was scrolling down reading, thinking of posting this exact same thing. If her face is bad and the body is hot, bury the face in a pillow and hit it from behind. Even reverse cowboy is good.

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    You dont look at the mantle piece when you are stokeing the fire. Hit it my man and hit it hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    Are you sure we're not twins separated at birth.

    I was scrolling down reading, thinking of posting this exact same thing. If her face is bad and the body is hot, bury the face in a pillow and hit it from behind. Even reverse cowboy is good.

    The reverse cowboy is the best.. Man I am going to have to go home my lady has the day off..

    Just check no meetings. See ya I am outa here!!!!


    O and thanks Monkeytown. You just burned up 4 hours of vacation for me..

    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    You dont look at the mantle piece when you are stokeing the fire. Hit it my man and hit it hard
    I GOTTA remember that one. Very nice!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetinBig
    The reverse cowboy is the best.. Man I am going to have to go home my lady has the day off..

    Just check no meetings See ya..


    O and thanks Monkeytown. You just burned up 4 hours of vacation for me..

    LOL
    Make sure you tell her it was my idea. She'll thank me later when I come over.

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    Just give me about 2.5 hours it is going to take me about 20 minutes to get home and the rest is playtime...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    Are you sure we're not twins separated at birth.

    I was scrolling down reading, thinking of posting this exact same thing. If her face is bad and the body is hot, bury the face in a pillow and hit it from behind. Even reverse cowboy is good.

    Bobby? Is that you? Must be... except I am prolly 4 inches shorter and 65 pounds lighter (6'1" 225)..... Ma must have been whorin around on Pa for all of this to happen... We are from a broken home.......LOL


    I love when people ask sex questions here....with all this test around people are going

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    Quote Originally Posted by jc3
    Bobby? Is that you? Must be... except I am prolly 4 inches shorter and 65 pounds lighter (6'1" 225)..... Ma must have been whorin around on Pa for all of this to happen... We are from a broken home.......LOL


    I love when people ask sex questions here....with all this test around people are going
    Did you know I was from PA? Are you? This is getting scary?!

    Edit: I'm such a retard. I thought that said ma was whoring around PA, not on pa. hahahaha Nevermind!! DUH
    Last edited by Monkeytown; 02-09-2005 at 10:04 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetinBig
    Just give me about 2.5 hours it is going to take me about 20 minutes to get home and the rest is playtime...




    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    I get home and she is at the tanner......................... I got to wait another 1/2 hour.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetinBig
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    I get home and she is at the tanner......................... I got to wait another 1/2 hour.....
    Is that what she's calling me these days? I thought she was still calling me the grocery store or the video store. I'm glad she is changing it up a little, I hate for us to get busted.

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    What ever just save me a little.. And tell here she better not have any tan lines when she is done..

    The sad part is she is always back in a half hour. So you must be a 2 pumper...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetinBig
    What ever just save me a little.. And tell here she better not have any tan lines when she is done..

    The sad part is she is always back in a half hour. So you must be a 2 pumper...
    I never claimed to be good. Actually I suck but she keeps coming back....what does that say about you. j/k Bro

    BTW - Let me know if I cross the line messin' with ya.

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    Not going to cross the line bro... (unless I catch you with her)


    That just means I am small and cant really feel anything thats why I can go so long..

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetinBig
    Not going to cross the line bro... (unless I catch you with her)


    That just means I am small and cant really feel anything thats why I can go so long..


    Well who else is giving it to her b/c it's not me stretchin' her out....I thought it was you?!

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    wow, what an accumulation of sick perverts here on ar

















    may u all be blessed, I found birds of a feather

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    dude.. if you have to ask us.. the answer is no............


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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    dude.. if you have to ask us.. the answer is no............


    and on a personal note..

    I don't hit something i wont' kiss..
    That my friend is an awsome rule to live by!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    dude.. if you have to ask us.. the answer is no............


    and on a personal note..

    I don't hit something i wont' kiss..
    definitely rite spy, 50's is iffy but late 50's is a bit too old... if ur gonna hit that u might as well start hanging around retirement homes and start spittin some game to them

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDfromGC
    definitely rite spy, 50's is iffy but late 50's is a bit too old... if ur gonna hit that u might as well start hanging around retirement homes and start spittin some game to them
    hahahahah Oh god I can see the headlines now "Local boy overdosed on test is arrested... Boy was procuring himself to 75 year old little ladies that couldnt wipe their own ass"

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Beauty is a light switch away

    I'd hit it if I was him. The oldest chic I did was 59 ( I did it because I wanted a grand slam grand daughter 19, mother 40 and grand ma 59) the grandmother knew about the other 2, and the mom and grand daughter did'nt know about the others ( I have low standards, so don't bother pointing that out. )

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    I'd hit it if I was him. The oldest chic I did was 59 ( I did it because I wanted a grand slam grand daughter 19, mother 40 and grand ma 59) the grandmother knew about the other 2, and the mom and grand daughter did'nt know about the others ( I have low standards, so don't bother pointing that out. )
    As long as you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    As long as you know

    yep!!! have to admit it

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    yep!!! have to admit it
    Dayum!! And I thought I was doin' good with the hat trick (3 different girls in 24 hours). Even pulled the roommate switch that Seinfeld was afraid of....but 3 generations?! You are my new hero!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeytown
    Dayum!! And I thought I was doin' good with the hat trick (3 different girls in 24 hours). Even pulled the roommate switch that Seinfeld was afraid of....but 3 generations?! You are my new hero!!
    Lol I agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Lol I agree
    Hey is your Bro JohnnyT? I know you said he was leaving work but does that mean no more AR for him?

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