god, jessica simpson is so hot

[Juddman]

Jerry Peterson
270 Gerrard Street East
Toronto, ON M5A 2G4

Wow...that's a great idea to post your real name and address! Cool man!

[LACBodybuilder]

6 Hours. D@MN! Not hotness bumps.

[Juddman]

6 Hours. D@MN! Not hotness bumps.

Isnt it 8? Either way, we need to get whoring here.

[J.S.N.]

i was watching some show on E! earlier and some guy said, "jessica simpson is so hot they gave her sister a career."

that amused me.

[LACBodybuilder]

Isnt it 8? Either way, we need to get whoring here.

Good point, we Kentuckians can't do simple subtraction too well. 12-4=6 where I am from.

[LACBodybuilder]

i was watching some show on E! earlier and some guy said, "jessica simpson is so hot they gave her sister a career."

that amused me.

Can't argue with the truth. If Jessica wasn't so hot, Ashley would be waiting tables in Texas somewhere at 2.12$ an hour pulling less than 10% on tips because people are 'sick of getting the ugly waitress with the odd shaped torso and fat ass.'

[Juddman]

i was watching some show on E! earlier and some guy said, "jessica simpson is so hot they gave her sister a career."

Man I really hope shes doenst last to make a career out of it...I'm sick of hearing about her already.

[LACBodybuilder]

Ashlee seems to get more popular with every fvck up she has because "she is so strong through out it." Bull****. Quit fvcking up and learn to sing bitch.

[ReX357]

Don't give up brothers!

1000 replies is in reach!

[LACBodybuilder]

Don't give up brothers!

1000 replies is in reach!

We will hit it, no doubt. I'm starting the offical Jessica Simpson bodybuilder forum fan club internet wide. No board will go un-Jessicafied.

[J.S.N.]

i hope her and nick lachey get a divorce.

[J.S.N.]

she was only a minor celeb when they wed. now she is one of the best known women in the world.

[LACBodybuilder]

I'll be all over that in a second the moment they break up. "I'm Here for you Jessica. Let it all out. I know how you feel. Does that no sex until marriage rule still apply?" You know, things like that.

[LACBodybuilder]

Going to bed. Goodnight to all.

[LACBodybuilder]

I already woke up and went to the gym. I'm home and still no bumps. Slacking ass bitches. Where the hell is Nutz56? Is he dead? I hope not. The is a 12 hour bumpless period. And I did the correct math this time.

[ReX357]

I'm the green one
(Jessica being the yellow one)

[LACBodybuilder]

Looks like you are on some clomid!!

[ReX357]

I'm natural bro

[Juddman]

I'm the green one
(Jessica being the yellow one)

Classic...

[LACBodybuilder]

Doesn't mean you can't drop a little clomid to get the sperm a shootin...

[Juddman]

Doesn't mean you can't drop a little clomid to get the sperm a shootin...

I wonder if thats Peter North's secret? That guy, there is something wrong with that guy...

[LACBodybuilder]

I wonder if thats Peter North's secret? That guy, there is something wrong with that guy...

He's probably on a heavy dose of clomid year round. THat's the only way those guys can shoot like 3 different loads on every inch of a girls face. Priceless.

[kloter1]

i got serious clomid dik

[Juddman]

i got serious clomid dik

Like Peter North style?
I gotta congratulate you bro, for starting up such a beauty thread...you da man.

[kloter1]

haha thanks. im glad we've bumped it this long..

[LACBodybuilder]

Kloter1, you definitly created a dynasty!!

[kloter1]

so how is the fan club coming along?

[LACBodybuilder]

Still small, but it is strong!!

[LACBodybuilder]

Jessica is still hot, even if IFL is killing real fan club at AR, it is still strong.

[ReX357]

She's gorgeous

[Nutz56]

I already woke up and went to the gym. I'm home and still no bumps. Slacking ass bitches. Where the hell is Nutz56? Is he dead? I hope not. The is a 12 hour bumpless period. And I did the correct math this time.

i'm sorry guys. i been slacking here. i feel terrible. jessica's gonna have my nutz in a vice when i go over there in the morning. naw, for real tho i been back home all weekend and pretty busy. i apologize to all my fellow fan club members that i may have let down.

[ReX357]

i'm sorry guys. i been slacking here. i feel terrible. jessica's gonna have my nutz in a vice when i go over there in the morning. naw, for real tho i been back home all weekend and pretty busy. i apologize to all my fellow fan club members that i may have let down.

For your punition, you gotta find 10 Jessica Simpson pics and post'em in the thread.

[Nutz56]

i'll give one here and there... don't wanna post 'em all at once now

[LACBodybuilder]

Sounds like a fair plan to me. BUMP!

[Juddman]

That's good work lads, still going...

[Frank Sepe]

Funny Story: I kno for a fact her and Nick Lachey aren't together anymore, and they're only keeping up appearances for the money.

Last year I as at a party @ P-Diddy's penthouse. She started coming on to me and trying to get me to go home with her. I asked about her "husband" and she said, "that's all over- we're not together now."

Unfortunately I had to deny her because I was late meeting Adriana Lima for a romp session. I'd hit it if I get another offer though.

[Juddman]

Funny Story: I kno for a fact her and Nick Lachey aren't together anymore, and they're only keeping up appearances for the money.

Last year I as at a party @ P-Diddy's penthouse. She started coming on to me and trying to get me to go home with her. I asked about her "husband" and she said, "that's all over- we're not together now."

Unfortunately I had to deny her because I was late meeting Adriana Lima for a romp session. I'd hit it if I get another offer though.

If this happened, which I doubt, and you turned down Jessica Simpson, you need help.

[Frank Sepe]

For Ariana. No way am I going to let any other girl get in the ay of me hitting that.

[LACBodybuilder]

Funny Story: I kno for a fact her and Nick Lachey aren't together anymore, and they're only keeping up appearances for the money.

Last year I as at a party @ P-Diddy's penthouse. She started coming on to me and trying to get me to go home with her. I asked about her "husband" and she said, "that's all over- we're not together now."

Unfortunately I had to deny her because I was late meeting Adriana Lima for a romp session. I'd hit it if I get another offer though.

I call bull**** buddy. And If you are indeed Frank Sepe, then I have seen your book at GNC and no one is buying it. It's even discounted down to $.99.

[kloter1]

bump for the hottness. just bumped it on IFL