god, jessica simpson is so hot

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-27-2005, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by gya321

They are both cute but Id pick ashlee first. Neither are my type at the moment
Im going for lindsay Lohan

I don't know what to say. The Lindsay Lohan thing I understand. However, Ashlee Simpson is nothing compared to her sister. look at Ashlee's body. It is the weirdest and most akward looking thing ever. She needs to go to the gym once in a while.

**Juddman** · 03-27-2005, 11:20 PM

Ashlee just doesn't do it for me..I mean she's cute, but her sister is straight-up hot.

**icewind** · 03-27-2005, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder

Jessica Simpson is the hottest girl on the planet. I would give my right testical to spend one night with her. She is incredible. I think I am in love.

I don't know if you are gonna be able to satisfy her with only one testicle. I'm sure she whould want both to play with!!

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-27-2005, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by icewind

I don't know if you are gonna be able to satisfy her with only one testicle. I'm sure she whould want both to play with!!

Oh she'll be satisfied. Don't you worry about that. One testical is more than enough to play with if you are on enough HCG ...

**Nutz56** · 03-27-2005, 11:44 PM

i know y'all probably won't believe this, but i just got back from this chick's house that looks just like jessica (bad part: she's only 16... i'm 19)

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-27-2005, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by Nutz56

i know y'all probably won't believe this, but i just got back from this chick's house that looks just like jessica (bad part: she's only 16... i'm 19)

I don't see the bad part...

**Nutz56** · 03-27-2005, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder

I don't see the bad part...

yeah, there really is none, but people like judge me for it & think there's something wrong with it... i guess it really doesn't matter what they think tho

**Juddman** · 03-27-2005, 11:48 PM

Did you forget to add the bad part on that post?

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-27-2005, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by Nutz56

yeah, there really is none, but people like judge me for it & think there's something wrong with it... i guess it really doesn't matter what they think tho

No it doesnt. There is this extremely hot 16 year old that I know. Very mature, could easily be mistaken for 18 or 19. And I would bang her in a second and wouldnt give a **** what anyone thought.

**Nutz56** · 03-27-2005, 11:51 PM

true to both of those (and yeah, i guess there is no bad part about it juddman). i love the support on this board... i'll just go bang the **** out of her again... screw the critics

**Juddman** · 03-27-2005, 11:52 PM

Prob with young girls is not when you hang out with them, but when their friends show up..then you feel like youre babysitting.

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-27-2005, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by Nutz56

true to both of those (and yeah, i guess there is no bad part about it juddman). i love the support on this board... i'll just go bang the **** out of her again... screw the critics

Agreed. Three years may seem like something now, but in a few years who gives a ****... They are just jealous you are banging her and they are not.

**Juddman** · 03-27-2005, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder

Agreed. Three years may seem like something now, but in a few years who gives a ****... They are just jealous you are banging her and they are not.

That's usually exactly what it is.

**Nutz56** · 03-27-2005, 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by Juddman

Prob with young girls is not when you hang out with them, but when their friends show up..then you feel like youre babysitting.

dude, for sure... although her friends are all around 18 so it's not too bad. i felt like i was babysittin tonight tho. her d@mned sisters... one's 10 & the other 14 (don't look like jessica)... i mean, they wouldn't leave!! they finally went to bed tho

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-27-2005, 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by Nutz56

dude, for sure... although her friends are all around 18 so it's not too bad. i felt like i was babysittin tonight tho. her d@mned sisters... one's 10 & the other 14 (don't look like jessica)... i mean, they wouldn't leave!! they finally went to bed tho

they finally went to bed... and then so did you...hahaha. In bed by eight, home by 11. Ohhh

**Nutz56** · 03-27-2005, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder

they finally went to bed... and then so did you...hahaha. In bed by eight, home by 11. Ohhh

i don't know what u mean

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-28-2005, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by Nutz56

i don't know what u mean

Sure you dont... Sure

**AandF6969** · 03-28-2005, 12:32 AM

Personally I think there's a lot of fitness models with a lot nicer bodies then jessica's... and brunettes are hotter anyway.

**zuke** · 03-28-2005, 12:40 AM

three years difference isn't too bad, but there is a more noticeable difference between 16 and 19 than there is between 22 and 29. i think younger girls are nice to look at, but i don't go for anyone younger than 20.... of course, i do turn 30 in july

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-28-2005, 12:44 AM

If there's grass on the field... Play ball. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

**Nutz56** · 03-28-2005, 01:04 AM

Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder

If there's grass on the field... Play ball. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

what if she shaves

**Nutz56** · 03-28-2005, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder

If there's grass on the field... Play ball. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

(.....and if not, roll 'em over and play in the mud)

sorry, forgot to put that in my first post

**J.S.N.** · 03-28-2005, 01:07 AM

Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder

If there's grass on the field... Play ball. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

if there's no grass on the field... turn her over and play in the dirt.

if she's old enough to drive... she's old enough to ride.

if she's old enough to crawl... she's in the right position.

if she's old enough to bleed... she's old enough to butcher.

**Nutz56** · 03-28-2005, 01:17 AM

Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew

if there's no grass on the field... turn her over and play in the dirt.

if she's old enough to drive... she's old enough to ride.

if she's old enough to crawl... she's in the right position.

if she's old enough to bleed... she's old enough to butcher.

those last 2 are just wrong man

**Vito_Gatti** · 03-28-2005, 01:17 AM

You're one sick mofo JSN. BTW, just when I thought you couldn't get a more gay avatar...you get that one...

**palme** · 03-28-2005, 01:27 AM

She's ugly without makeup and one of the dumbest persons alive. I would probly **** her but she better not talk to me.

**Vito_Gatti** · 03-28-2005, 01:30 AM

WOW, bro you're crazy. I'd **** her on her worst looking day.

PS- Is that you're dog?

**RockSolid** · 03-28-2005, 01:34 AM

here is a super hot pic

**palme** · 03-28-2005, 01:58 AM

She has plastic boobs right?

**J.S.N.** · 03-28-2005, 02:06 AM

nej.

**YounG_SluG11** · 03-28-2005, 02:09 AM

Originally Posted by palme

She's ugly without makeup and one of the dumbest persons alive. I would probly **** her but she better not talk to me.

**bor** · 03-28-2005, 03:39 AM

Soooooooooooooooooo HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you see her on "That 70's show"........d@mn

**SwoleCat** · 03-28-2005, 07:33 AM

She's about 36 cards shy of a full deck.

~SC~

**Prime** · 03-28-2005, 08:50 AM

This bird is more attractive imo. Jessica simpson is hot but she isnt the most atttractive woman ever by a mile!

**BARLOW** · 03-28-2005, 08:54 AM

definetly wouldnt kick her out the bed for eatin crackers

**ReX357** · 03-28-2005, 10:27 AM

Id f*ck the **** out of Jessica Simpson

**SwoleCat** · 03-28-2005, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by Prime

This bird is more attractive imo. Jessica simpson is hot but she isnt the most atttractive woman ever by a mile!

My GOD Prime, who is that???

She's fire!!!!!!

~SC~

**Diesel** · 03-28-2005, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

She's about 36 cards shy of a full deck.

~SC~

That's being generous.

**SwoleCat** · 03-28-2005, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by Diesel

That's being generous.

~SC~

**sp9** · 03-28-2005, 11:27 AM

Jessica is a hamburger away from blowing up. I know she did a "workout" for the ovie she was in but I have seen pictures from her concert that were not touched up and she has some cottage cheese growing on that ass already. Wait til mid thirtees.