god, jessica simpson is so hot

**sp9** · 03-28-2005, 11:29 AM

.....maybe no big deal....I sure wouldn't kick her outta bed.

**AandF6969** · 03-28-2005, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by ReX357

Id f*ck the **** out of Jessica Simpson

I'd probably f*ck the **** INTO her if she's into that kind of thing... haha

**jc3** · 03-28-2005, 12:20 PM

I'd hit it....JC

**Prime** · 03-28-2005, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

My GOD Prime, who is that???

She's fire!!!!!!

~SC~

Some bird i dumped for being too fat

Sorry SC i have no idea, i saw her pic and it was one of those hmm shes hot, right click and save moments. £1 to the person who can provide a name to the face!

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-28-2005, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by palme

She has plastic boobs right?

No sir, they are as real as they come.

**Nutz56** · 03-28-2005, 03:51 PM

bump so everybody can notice the ashlee thread while looking at the jessica thread (how it is in real life... without jessica nobody would notice ashlee)

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-28-2005, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by Nutz56

bump so everybody can notice the ashlee thread while looking at the jessica thread (how it is in real life... without jessica nobody would notice ashlee)

GOD... Ain't that the truth. I can almost guarantee Ashlee has heard the words "Get that ugly one out of my face so I can see her hot blonde sister" more than a few times.

**Nutz56** · 03-28-2005, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder

GOD... Ain't that the truth. I can almost guarantee Ashlee has heard the words "Get that ugly one out of my face so I can see her hot blonde sister" more than a few times.

**jugganaut** · 03-28-2005, 04:29 PM

Flat ass, shaped like an adolescent boy, with a big set of silicone tucked under her chest. Yeah! I'd f*ck her! lol

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-28-2005, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by jugganaut

Flat ass, shaped like an adolescent boy, with a big set of silicone tucked under her chest. Yeah! I'd f*ck her! lol

There is no silicone. None. Not fake, real.

**Juddman** · 03-28-2005, 06:22 PM

Fake or real, who cares. Jessica is unbelievable.

**FCECC2** · 03-28-2005, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Prime

Some bird i dumped for being too fat

Sorry SC i have no idea, i saw her pic and it was one of those hmm shes hot, right click and save moments. £1 to the person who can provide a name to the face!

aria giovanni

now i want my fukin £1

**GrdLock** · 03-28-2005, 06:26 PM

I saw that picture earlier today on collegehumor.com.

She's #1 on my hottest females list, and has been for quite some time. I love her.

**Nutz56** · 03-28-2005, 08:53 PM

big bump so everybody can truly appreciate jessica

**kloter1** · 03-28-2005, 08:54 PM

thanks nuts. its jessica appreciation month

**xfade7** · 03-28-2005, 08:58 PM

id treat her like a piece of steak.

**Nutz56** · 03-28-2005, 08:59 PM

OOOHHHH MMMYYYY GGGOOOODDDD!!!! I JUST SAW THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN A PIZZA HUT COMMERCIAL ON TV!!!

:spudniksw

**Nutz56** · 03-28-2005, 10:14 PM

since there's 28 members viewing... i'll give 'er another bump before i head out to lift

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-28-2005, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by xfade7

id treat her like a piece of steak.

I'd treat her like milk, I'd do nothing but spoil her...

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-28-2005, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by Nutz56

OOOHHHH MMMYYYY GGGOOOODDDD!!!! I JUST SAW THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN A PIZZA HUT COMMERCIAL ON TV!!!

:spudniksw

Who was the disgusting looking bruneete beside her. Kind of lloked like a really manly guy or an ugly, ugly, jealous sister.

**J.S.N.** · 03-28-2005, 10:29 PM

i'd treat her like a wallet.

...fold her in half and then stuff my sh1t in 'er.

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-28-2005, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew

i'd treat her like a wallet.

...fold her in half and then stuff my sh1t in 'er.

You are on top of your game today JSN. I like it.

**J.S.N.** · 03-28-2005, 10:32 PM

thanx bro'. i appreciate the positive feedback.

**Juddman** · 03-28-2005, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew

thanx bro'. i appreciate the positive feedback.

Man, you are one funny mofo.

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-28-2005, 10:43 PM

There has been a lot of funny **** in the Lounge lately. Plus the pictures of Jessica Simpson didn't hurt at all.

**J.S.N.** · 03-28-2005, 10:52 PM

yeah, let's just hope saluu comes back as good as ever to make the steroid forum entertaining. word on the street is he's scurred of getting banned. that's a shame i hope he doesn't start behaving like a normal human being.

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-28-2005, 10:56 PM

That would be awful. On a side note, which street has the saluu gossip going on. I want to get in on that..

**Juddman** · 03-28-2005, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew

yeah, let's just hope saluu comes back as good as ever to make the steroid forum entertaining. word on the street is he's scurred of getting banned. that's a shame i hope he doesn't start behaving like a normal human being.

Seriously..he would be boring if he were normal.

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-28-2005, 11:25 PM

God, I want to just bang the **** out of Jessica Simpson. Right now. AAAAHHHHHHHH

**Nutz56** · 03-28-2005, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder

God, I want to just bang the **** out of Jessica Simpson. Right now. AAAAHHHHHHHH

HEELLLLLZ YEAH!! i just got back from workin out... and would really like a nice gentle bang right about now

(if that is at all possible)

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-28-2005, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by Nutz56

HEELLLLLZ YEAH!! i just got back from workin out... and would really like a nice gentle bang right about now

(if that is at all possible)

Define gentle bang for me...

**Nutz56** · 03-28-2005, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder

Define gentle bang for me...

ok ok, to be honest i just wanna bang the sh!t outta her, but i figured if i told y'all that i just got done workin out yet still had the energy to bang the sh!t outta her y'all would say that i didn't work hard enough & to get back in the gym. so yes, i lied... I WANNA BANG HER VERY VERY HARD RIGHT NOW

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-28-2005, 11:57 PM

I dont care how exhausted you are from the gym. If Jessica Simpson is in front of you wanting to bang, you'll find a way to get it done. Christopher Reeves would have gotten out of his wheel chair to bang the **** out of Jessica Simpson.

**J.S.N.** · 03-28-2005, 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder

I dont care how exhausted you are from the gym. If Jessica Simpson is in front of you wanting to bang, you'll find a way to get it done. Christopher Reeves would have gotten out of his wheel chair to bang the **** out of Jessica Simpson.

ROFL!

it's funny 'cause it's true.

**frank_frank** · 03-29-2005, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Prime

This bird is more attractive imo. Jessica simpson is hot but she isnt the most atttractive woman ever by a mile!

nice body but her face isnt really that impressive..

although i would def. hit that

**Nutz56** · 03-29-2005, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by frank_frank

nice body but her face isnt really that impressive..

although i would def. hit that

i would hit it too... but she got nothin on jessica

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-29-2005, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by frank_frank

nice body but her face isnt really that impressive..

although i would def. hit that

Her face isn't attractive. Are you kidding me? You must have seen some ****ty pics.

**Nutz56** · 03-29-2005, 02:07 PM

bump for those in love with jessica. and for those who aren't in love with jessica, u can look at saluu's thread in the steroid forum at the "suck it policy"

**TooSmall** · 03-29-2005, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

My GOD Prime, who is that???

She's fire!!!!!!

~SC~

its either aria giovanni or veronika zemanova

i'd post some pics but i only have a couple, and their nudes which arent allowed on here

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-29-2005, 04:05 PM

Aria Giovanni or Veronika Zemanova can get their own thread called "Pics of girls who are not as hot as Jessica Simpson!" I might take a look. Although the fact that you do have nudes is a good thing.