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    Ashlee Simpson?!?! WTF?!

    How can you guys think she is hot?! Her nose looks like she actually had to have surgery to look like that. She lookes the a ****ing witch! I would rather not touch her a with 10 foot stick.

    Well I would love to donkey punch her, just without the sex part.

    I knew after her halftime show disaster that her annoying ass show would come back on tv. I think it's funny how she blamed it on other stuff, but honestly she sounded like a dying giraffe.

    She would get booed performing at the Special Olympics!!!

    Now her sister on the other hand... ddaaammmnnnn.

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    Of course how can we forget about her saturday night live lipsync blunder makes you want to hit that shiznet like there is no tomorrow!!!!!!

































    With a fu@#$$#ing tank

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    I'm too angry to think right now... your punishment will come tomorrow for this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    I'm too angry to think right now... your punishment will come tomorrow for this!
    Oh dammit, I was hoping the big guy wouldn't see this.

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    Intensity has recieved his punishment....

    now its time for you.

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    Well make it something nice.

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    yeah......

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    Well I am not sure what a devote fan is, but thanks.

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    WTF?! Is that a man trying to look like avril?

    Wow, well either way whatever it is it still looks better than Ashlee Simpson.

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    I'd hit it.



    But that isn't saying much.

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    mmm Avril Lavigne, shes hot...

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    SSsSOOOO MUCH FOR MY HAPPY ENDING!!! MMMMMMHHHMMMMM MMMMMHHHMMMMM, SO MUCH FOR MY HAPPY ENDING!!

    :spudnikdi :spudnikdi :spudnikdi

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    Intensity has recieved his punishment....

    now its time for you.
    One of these DAYS

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    Quote Originally Posted by LB55blitz
    SSsSOOOO MUCH FOR MY HAPPY ENDING!!! MMMMMMHHHMMMMM MMMMMHHHMMMMM, SO MUCH FOR MY HAPPY ENDING!!

    :spudnikdi :spudnikdi :spudnikdi

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    Haters

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    Yall got nuthin on my ashlee!

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    i think ashlee is so hot, her sister is annoying, but she is hot to.

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    I think Ashlee is hot.

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    shes hott minus the nose. But some people are attracted to beaks i guess. who knows.

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    You all disgust me.

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    id like to slap her with a dirty used condom, she isnt that bad lookin if she didnt talk, and would drop the loser ass goth lookin skater crap.. those fake ppl annoy me.. tony hawk is the god of those ppl and he doesnt ask like a social reject

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    blitz.. it angers me that you undo what i've done to your avatar, for future reference, i will ban you from accessing your user cp at all for further infractions

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    uuhhhh, fine. i will accept the punishment and wear it with pride

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    two words:

    nasal sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    Yall got nuthin on my ashlee!
    Ashlee Simpson is nothing but a constant embarrassment. She lives her life to be different than her sister, yet wouldn't be where she is if it wasn't for Jessica. Jessica Simpson puts Ashlee to shame in almost every possible category I can think of. People only watch Ashlee's show based on the possibility that Jessica may make an appearance. Ashlee Simpson is trash. I liked her for a while, but have now reached the point where I wish she would just disappear. Jessica Simpson is amazing, Ashlee on the other hand is not.

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    ashlee's so d@mned annoying, and so ugly... i had to watch the ashlee simpson show with a chick the other night, kuz she enjoys it. i almost had to go out back & kill myself. it really did hurt to watch (nothin against u B, she just bothers me). on the other hand, jessica... WOW!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutz56
    ashlee's so d@mned annoying, and so ugly... i had to watch the ashlee simpson show with a chick the other night, kuz she enjoys it. i almost had to go out back & kill myself. it really did hurt to watch (nothin against u B, she just bothers me). on the other hand, jessica... WOW!!
    Exactly. Can Ashlee go anywhere or do anything without her parents?? No. I didn't think so.

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    i hate how she wants to be sooo cool so she acts like, all goth and tries to be a punk, just to be different from her "sweet" sister. JESSICA RULES!!!

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    Ashlee is cute much better than jessica and Im sure shes more exciting and less annoying to hang with

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    Quote Originally Posted by gya321
    Ashlee is cute much better than jessica and Im sure shes more exciting and less annoying to hang with
    Hahahahaha. That's funny. We're talking about the same girl who likes to pretend she is a guy and dressed up as Fat Bastard for halloween. She seems real cool to be around . Atleast if you were with Jessica, no matter how bored you got you could look at her and be plenty contempt.

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    Do you think Ashlee tries to make her body look the odd and mishaped way it does, or is that by accident... Her long neck and fat ole wide hips... She's one nut that feel far from the family tree, and hit the ground face first on a rock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LB55blitz
    How can you guys think she is hot?! Her nose looks like she actually had to have surgery to look like that. She lookes the a ****ing witch! I would rather not touch her a with 10 foot stick.

    Well I would love to donkey punch her, just without the sex part.

    I knew after her halftime show disaster that her annoying ass show would come back on tv. I think it's funny how she blamed it on other stuff, but honestly she sounded like a dying giraffe.

    She would get booed performing at the Special Olympics!!!

    Now her sister on the other hand... ddaaammmnnnn.
    HER SISTER IS LOOKS LIKE A FISHING ROD .Bro if u think jessica is ugly u got serious personal issues to deal with.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by firstinmia
    HER SISTER IS LOOKS LIKE A FISHING ROD .Bro if u think jessica is ugly u got serious personal issues to deal with.......
    He is saying that he finds Jessica attractive. Right now, sense she had to get in excellent shape for her movie, Jessica is now officially the hottest woman alive (IMO). She looks so unbelievable right now it is... well unbelievable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firstinmia
    HER SISTER IS LOOKS LIKE A FISHING ROD .Bro if u think jessica is ugly u got serious personal issues to deal with.......
    YO MY BAD I MISS READ... I got this confused with the jessica one and I thought u were saying jessica was ugly and ashley was hot my BAD

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    Quote Originally Posted by firstinmia
    YO MY BAD I MISS READ... I got this confused with the jessica one and I thought u were saying jessica was ugly and ashley was hot my BAD
    Understandable. I would freak out if someone wrote that too. Then I would find their medication for them.

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    Aighttttttttttttttt

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