All time favorite noob question

[West Coast All Star]

Can I Drink Winny?

- Or -

How Can I Get Ripped In Two Weeks For Spring Break?

[stocky121]

my choice would be how can i get ripped in two week's for spring break

[anaBROLIC]

what about the .. i plan to run deca only cycle or the i want to run dbol only because i dont like needles

[West Coast All Star]

Oops...forgot about the deca only and dbol only fans.... if anyone feels excluded (noobs speak up), please accept my apologies

[CastorTroy]

what about the .. i plan to run deca only cycle or the i want to run dbol only because i dont like needles

Thats my favorite, especially the "I don't like needles" part.

[Testsubject]

As much as I hate this thread just from the name, the all time best question I heard was 'can I crush up my dbol , put it in a syringe and inject it?' Thats a classic. LMAO.

[taiboxa]

i love it when they go if i take dbol straight for 6 weeks how ripped will i get?! kuz i dont wanna too shredded.

[Lozgod]

Mine is:
I got
15 dbols
6 amps of deca
2 bottles of A-Bombs

How do I take it?

[taiboxa]

Mine is:
I got
15 dbols
6 amps of deca
2 bottles of A-Bombs

How do I take it?

ALL at once

[LACBodybuilder]

Excluding questions, how about the kids who join my gym every March and go for exactly one month. Then spring break hits and they never workout again, even though they are locked into a year contract. Not a question, but hilarious none the less.

[LACBodybuilder]

How about: I want to take steroids but I don't want to get TOO big. What should I do so I don't get TOO big. Like it just happens on accident like that.

[singern]

How about: I want to take steroids but I don't want to get TOO big. What should I do so I don't get TOO big. Like it just happens on accident like that.

by the way, If I take test for a week without working out, can I keep from looking like Arnold?

[SwoleCat]

Can I drink winny for two weeks and be cut for spring break?

~SC~

[Lozgod]

I have two weeks worth of winny, how do I drink it?

[lucabratzi]

i usually just break up the dbol and sniff it

[LACBodybuilder]

by the way, If I take test for a week without working out, can I keep from looking like Arnold?

You can try, but it wont be easy. You may just blow up beyond your control.

[SwoleCat]

How about, "If I do a ketosays diet and free-base the winnie wtih my dballs will a girl suck my johnson atthhe lake durning spring brak?"

~SC~

[LACBodybuilder]

I was wondering the same thing swole cat. Question. Is it ok to crush up my dbol and snort them off of my toilet seat?

[Lozgod]

This was a real question. Old timers will remember it:


I have been on Sustanon at 500mg's for 5 weeks, last night someone was breaking in to my car, I went out their to stop them and got beat up. I thought steroids made you a better fighter?

[LACBodybuilder]

This was a real question. Old timers will remember it:


I have been on Sustanon at 500mg's for 5 weeks, last night someone was breaking in to my car, I went out their to stop them and got beat up. I thought steroids made you a better fighter?

I remember that one like it was yesterday. He was so shocked he got his assed whooped by like 4 guys.

[SwoleCat]

This was a real question. Old timers will remember it:


I have been on Sustanon at 500mg's for 5 weeks, last night someone was breaking in to my car, I went out their to stop them and got beat up. I thought steroids made you a better fighter?

LMFAO!!!!!

R U serious......that's accredited retardation in it's purest form.

~SC~

[taiboxa]

How about, "If I do a ketosays diet and free-base the winnie wtih my dballs will a girl suck my johnson atthhe lake durning spring brak?"

~SC~

only if your pct is intact.

[CastorTroy]

This was a real question. Old timers will remember it:


I have been on Sustanon at 500mg's for 5 weeks, last night someone was breaking in to my car, I went out their to stop them and got beat up. I thought steroids made you a better fighter?

That is TOO FUNNY!

[LACBodybuilder]

http://forums.anabolicreview.com/sho...ight=car+fight

[SwoleCat]

only if your pct is intact.

Yes, my potatoes, carrots, and tomatoes are totally un-scathed, thank you.

~SC~

[Lozgod]

only if your pct is intact.

Another good one is:

I have everything for my cycle but I can't find anti-e's or PCT.

Translation:
I am too dumb to click on the flashing advertisement saying Anti-Estrogens.

[LACBodybuilder]

Enjoy Swole. It will give you a good laugh.

[SwoleCat]

Enjoy Swole. It will give you a good laugh.

Gracias amigo!

~SC~

[Nutz56]

This was a real question. Old timers will remember it:


I have been on Sustanon at 500mg's for 5 weeks, last night someone was breaking in to my car, I went out their to stop them and got beat up. I thought steroids made you a better fighter?

i was gonna mention this one but u beat me to it bro (sucks havin to go to class )

[damiongage]

This was a real question. Old timers will remember it:


I have been on Sustanon at 500mg's for 5 weeks, last night someone was breaking in to my car, I went out their to stop them and got beat up. I thought steroids made you a better fighter?

I think that was my favorite all time thread..

that or the BDTR fruit thread

[SwoleCat]

BDTR's a fruit?

WTF??

When did he come out?


~SC~

[J.S.N.]

check out this noob thread http://67.18.108.244/showthread.php?t=159752

[Basilus]

Can I smoke winny ?

[OSTIE]

"I read the Cutting Sticky TEN times, how is my diet different from it???"

[Mesomorphyl]

I included in the ripped for spring break the old faithful. I want to use roids but I do not want to get big and muscley.

[punchrf]

or how bout the " i need to lose 9% bodyfat in 26 days for spring break, what can i take?"