Dr Vandoo, now taking questions!

**BUBBA74** · 04-16-2005, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew

because they can.

Practicing without a license I see!

**3Vandoo** · 04-16-2005, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Doc..when you come back...

My girlfriend wants me to wear dresses while i tap her... what do i do?

tap her while you wear her dresses!

**3Vandoo** · 04-16-2005, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by gya321

Doc where do goats come from?

Ireland!

**3Vandoo** · 04-16-2005, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by irish bulldog

why do dogs lick there balls after a piss?

to take the taste out!

**maxmuscle187** · 04-16-2005, 11:31 PM

I thought this thread was locked down last night?

**maxmuscle187** · 04-16-2005, 11:32 PM

Dr.Vandoo has been charged with malpractice

**3Vandoo** · 04-16-2005, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by maxmuscle187

Dr.Vandoo has been charged with malpractice

no, the Cyber Committe of Psychological cyber and web medicine cleared me of all charges!

It is locked when the doctor is not in office.

**maxmuscle187** · 04-17-2005, 02:57 AM

You bastard MOD you can lock the thread eh.....haha.....make me a mod too

**The Massacre** · 04-17-2005, 03:05 AM

Dr. Vandoo please refer to...

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=164111

for my personal problems. Let me know how much I owe you. Thanks lol

***Narkissos*** · 04-17-2005, 08:56 AM

Dr. Vandoo.Thank you.. i didn't think the solution would be that ease

Here's another question...my girlfriend doesn't like my neighbours peeking in at us while we're playing 'rodeo'....but if i deny the family of six their 'family time' it'll cost me a bundle...you see,it's pay-per-veiw. What can i do? I"m in a pickle

**3Vandoo** · 04-17-2005, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by The Massacre

Dr. Vandoo please refer to...

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=164111

for my personal problems. Let me know how much I owe you. Thanks lol

hmmmmmmmm!

first, install a bomb in your ex's flat! then kidnap her bf and tie him up to a tree, install some tbones in his ass and scrotum then release some polar bears I will bring for this special cure!

as for the current gf. go up to a 1000mg of test, pop two cialis, one viagra go to a week end shag the hell out of her, and in the middle of an intense orgasm just say "do you love me" she will say "oh god yes"

here your answer!

**3Vandoo** · 04-17-2005, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Dr. Vandoo.Thank you.. i didn't think the solution would be that ease

Here's another question...my girlfriend doesn't like my neighbours peeking in at us while we're playing 'rodeo'....but if i deny the family of six their 'family time' it'll cost me a bundle...you see,it's pay-per-veiw. What can i do? I"m in a pickle

change gf for a more open one, more likely a porn star

**palme** · 04-17-2005, 11:21 AM

Why does my ass itch? Bouncer havent been here all day.

**3Vandoo** · 04-17-2005, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by palme

Why does my ass itch? Bouncer havent been here all day.

Put a seat on your bike, yes you like the sensations given to you by the metal pole, but seriously this give me bad marks and itching sensations that a seat could cure!

see bouncer for following therapy