Dr Vandoo, now taking questions!

[3Vandoo]

Doc Phil Vandoo is now taking your personal question involving your problems in your relationship, you just ask and I shall reply with the best of my "un'knowledge.

Doc doodoo.

[BARLOW]

my gf has a dick bigger than me, wuts up with this dr.vandoo?

[3Vandoo]

my gf has a dick bigger than me, wuts up with this dr.vandoo?

She's a man or some fake canadian fag! Get yourself a new gf, if she /he comeback hire BDTR as bodyguard.

322

[Aboot]

Only smooth pimps ride in Chevy Trailblazers: true or untrue?

[3Vandoo]

Only smooth pimps ride in Chevy Trailblazers: true or untrue?

No, smooth pimp rides some fakeass Escalade, real pimp drive a Trailblazer, atleast I can park it all overtown and delivers my hoes around the block yo!

322 doc

[Aboot]

Your wisdom is much appreciated, 322 style.

[3Vandoo]

Your wisdom is much appreciated, 322 style.

see BDTR for billing!

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!

[BARLOW]

i dumped her..... this girl i got with now.... shes amazing.... but i dunno...... she likes to bite my dick HARD and it hurts! i bled to death almost . wut should i do?

[3Vandoo]

i dumped her..... this girl i got with now.... shes amazing.... but i dunno...... she likes to bite my dick HARD and it hurts! i bled to death almost . wut should i do?

Take a baseball bat and hit axe three time a day, should do wonder!

Doc doodoo

[irish bulldog]

i have a big penis and it hurts my gf and her mate wat do i do dr.phil?

[Aboot]

i have a big penis and it hurts my gf and her mate wat do i do dr.phil?

Get a bigger gerbil dude.

[O.M.E.G.A]

who am I doc?

[irish bulldog]

who am I doc?

good question

[BARLOW]

okkk doc......
deer keep humping my dog, what should i do.

[maxmuscle187]

Doc Vandoo I met this girl and I really like her but she might be moving to Cali in the summer. I dont know what to do..........

[3Vandoo]

i have a big penis and it hurts my gf and her mate wat do i do dr.phil?

Think about bouncer while doing it, it should reduce the erection by half!

[3Vandoo]

who am I doc?

A pyscho freak who doesnt know if he a shemale yet, but you like canine sex, so you are a copy of Axe. I suggest you take vacations in Romania

[ReX357]

OK, you guys leave me no choice.











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It is MY duty to ask this question...











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Can you drink winny?

[3Vandoo]

okkk doc......
deer keep humping my dog, what should i do.

Introduce a cat and do a 3some, should bring some stimulus to the couple, never enough pussies!

[3Vandoo]

Doc Vandoo I met this girl and I really like her but she might be moving to Cali in the summer. I dont know what to do..........

Get her pregnant, then tell her it is in her duties to stay in canada and introduce another lil canuck in this country before we are invanded by some militiaguys!

[3Vandoo]

Can you drink winny?

Yes, you can, every 9 hours or so, with some Vodka and tequila mixed with 8oz of OJ.

[irish bulldog]

Think about bouncer while doing it, it should reduce the erection by half!

ha ha good advise i think that will work,think bakini

[3Vandoo]

ha ha good advise i think that will work,think bakini

Think Irishkini or sing some song in your head like

Bop bop bop bop bopopopopopopop

He was afraid to come out of the locker
he was as nervous as she could be
he was afraid to come out of the locker
he was afraid that somebody would see

Two three four tell the people what he wore!!!

It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Irish Green, white and Orange Polka Dot Bikini
That he wore for the first time today


Two three four stick around we'll tell you more

[3Vandoo]

the office is now closed.

See you tomorrow

[3Vandoo]

the doc is now back in office until 4

[ReX357]

I do 24 sets for biceps after 36 sets of chest. I still have a bit of trouble growing. Would you suggest adding a couple more sets of biceps (I was thinking about a new machine they have in my gym) and a couple more sets to my chest too (i was thinking cable crossovers)?

My diet usually looks like this:

7h30 AM - 4 peanut butter & banana slices toasts with a glass of milk

12H30 PM - 2 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

7h00 PM - Usually a microwaveable lunch with a diet pepsi

I try to add peanut butter handi snacks to my diet in the afternoon when possible

My stats are 6'3" 142 lbs.

Also, I was thinking about doing a d-bol cycle.

I'm 19 years old.

Thanks in advance

[taiboxa]

I do 24 sets for biceps after 36 sets of chest. I still have a bit of trouble growing. Would you suggest adding a couple more sets of biceps (I was thinking about a new machine they have in my gym) and a couple more sets to my chest too (i was thinking cable crossovers)?

My diet usually looks like this:

7h30 AM - 4 peanut butter & banana slices toasts with a glass of milk

12H30 PM - 2 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

7h00 PM - Usually a microwaveable lunch with a diet pepsi

I try to add peanut butter handi snacks to my diet in the afternoon when possible

My stats are 6'3" 142 lbs.

Also, I was thinking about doing a d-bol cycle.

I'm 19 years old.

Thanks in advance

speaking as Dr. PhilVandoo's personal assistant i must say GO FOR IT! and add some winni w/ that dbol but NO TEST

[redmeat]

best thread ever!

Doc, how can I make my dog stop chewing everything in the house?

[irish bulldog]

best thread ever!

Doc, how can I make my dog stop chewing everything in the house?

cook it in the oven low heat for 67 minutes then leave to cool

[3Vandoo]

I do 24 sets for biceps after 36 sets of chest. I still have a bit of trouble growing. Would you suggest adding a couple more sets of biceps (I was thinking about a new machine they have in my gym) and a couple more sets to my chest too (i was thinking cable crossovers)?

My diet usually looks like this:

7h30 AM - 4 peanut butter & banana slices toasts with a glass of milk

12H30 PM - 2 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

7h00 PM - Usually a microwaveable lunch with a diet pepsi

I try to add peanut butter handi snacks to my diet in the afternoon when possible

My stats are 6'3" 142 lbs.

Also, I was thinking about doing a d-bol cycle.

I'm 19 years old.

Thanks in advance

WTF does have to do with "RELATIONSHIP"

do you **** a barbell?

you sleep with a bench press?

you get pounded on the squat rack are ya?

if you dont have a relationship^with a german volume training dumbell then ask another question!

im charging ya double!

[3Vandoo]

best thread ever!

Doc, how can I make my dog stop chewing everything in the house?

The ****, you have a relationship with your dog?

You a doggyphile? or you like it doggy style that is the question!

either you give your dog a blowjob or put some cayenne paper on everything she chew.

Get the dog out and get a gf!

[3Vandoo]

The doc now leaving office!

See ya later tonight phockers!

[*Narkissos*]

Doc..when you come back...

My girlfriend wants me to wear dresses while i tap her... what do i do?

[redmeat]

The ****, you have a relationship with your dog?

You a doggyphile? or you like it doggy style that is the question!

either you give your dog a blowjob or put some cayenne paper on everything she chew.

Get the dog out and get a gf!

ok awesome thanks!

[Juggernaut]

**** it! I showed up too late. Let the Doc know I need to run a problem by him when he returns. Thanks

[gya321]

Doc where do goats come from?

[irish bulldog]

why do dogs lick there balls after a piss?

[BigMike J]

My wife complains about the cheese under my balls.. how can i get her to suck it up?

[GREENMACHINE]

Why weren't you here when I needed you.

[J.S.N.]

why do dogs lick there balls after a piss?

because they can.