Mcdonalds

**MatrixGuy** · 09-05-2005, 11:44 AM

This never happens at any McDonalds i have been too.... :

Got any pics of her bro?!

**chest6** · 09-05-2005, 02:26 PM

i think u mistook a 15 yr old for anna bollick

**BOUNCER** · 09-05-2005, 04:40 PM

I'd have took the blowjob and yelled "I'm lovin it"!!

**MatrixGuy** · 09-05-2005, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

I'd have took the blowjob and yelled "I'm lovin it"!!

LMFAO!

**WildCh1ld** · 09-05-2005, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

I'd have took the blowjob and yelled "I'm lovin it"!!

**WildCh1ld** · 09-05-2005, 05:05 PM

I don't think I'll be taking my kids to McDonalds anymore...

Sounds like nothing but perv's hang out there.......

**needmorestrength** · 09-05-2005, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD

I don't think I'll be taking my kids to McDonalds anymore...

Sounds like nothing but perv's hang out there.......

LMAO hahaha the mcdonalds here is where the local whores and youngins head.. Actually its like the ppl from the bars go there too. Like some nights theres prolly 150 ppl in there

**collar** · 09-05-2005, 06:02 PM

LMAO
thats funny shit

***Narkissos*** · 09-05-2005, 08:17 PM

lol@ this thread.

BOUNCER and WILDCHILD are on a roll

**Anna Bollick** · 09-05-2005, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

i think u mistook a 15 yr old for anna bollick

Girlfriend, I would never have given up so easily. Men simply do not get away from me. resistance is futile. Squirming in my arms only makes me more excited. If I get too excited, well, then I have to screw something... anyway, no, it was not me. If it were, he would remember it, Dear. And another nitch in my lipstick case tee hee!

love me, love my erection
Anna Bollick
Juiced Shemale Rescue Hooker

**Anna Bollick** · 09-05-2005, 11:39 PM

I love Ronald's lipstick shade.

Cosmetically yours,
Anna Bollick
Juiced Shemale Rescue Hooker

**collar** · 09-05-2005, 11:42 PM

this thread lmao
is going down hill

**HeavyHitter** · 09-06-2005, 09:07 AM

hmmmm... if i was piss drunk and some hot lil 15 year old tried to forceably blow me.... morals.... what are morals???? hahahahaha

**LAW** · 09-06-2005, 09:21 AM

15 Wow. Well then she was just in training and you totally destroyed her chances of being a professional BJ'er. She is probably sulking as we speak. Poor thing, you wouldn't let her practice. Geez what's a girl to do!

**HeavyHitter** · 09-06-2005, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by LAW

15 Wow. Well then she was just in training and you totally destroyed her chances of being a professional BJ'er. She is probably sulking as we speak. Poor thing, you wouldn't let her practice. Geez what's a girl to do!

so what would be the correct procedures to becoming a professional BJ'er??? LOLOL

**needmorestrength** · 09-06-2005, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by LAW

15 Wow. Well then she was just in training and you totally destroyed her chances of being a professional BJ'er. She is probably sulking as we speak. Poor thing, you wouldn't let her practice. Geez what's a girl to do!

LMAO thats not right

**timvds** · 09-06-2005, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

For a McBlowJob

OMFG that was genious! Actually laughed out loud at that.

**Dally** · 09-06-2005, 10:37 AM

Bouncer...thats was fukin HILARIOUS!

**Anna Bollick** · 09-06-2005, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

hmmmm... if i was piss drunk and some hot lil 15 year old tried to forceably blow me.... morals.... what are morals???? hahahahaha

Those are those big clunky teeth toward the back of your jaw. Don't worry about them, Miss Thaing.

Anna Bollick
Juiced Shemale Rescue Hooker

**Anna Bollick** · 09-06-2005, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

so what would be the correct procedures to becoming a professional BJ'er??? LOLOL

I can teach you, Girlfriend. Nothing to it. You don't even have to enjoy it... just pretend that you do, say MMMMMmmmmmhmmm and sigh a lot, look up into your trick's eyes and roll yours, let your eyelids go heavy and nearly close, and lots of tongue action on the underside, Girlfriend. That drives a man wild when you make your tongue into a hard pointy hook and sort of dig it in there just behind the head. You can practice deep throating with a dildo. It takes a while to get over the gag reflex. Always cup the balls, roll them around, and give them a gentle squeeze, and when he is nearly ready to finish his business, press your fingers upward behind the sack but forward of the thunderhole. This applies indirect pressure to the prostate and stimulates a lot of nerve endings that become very sensitive as orgasm approaches.

Really, though, there is nothing like hands-on, or I should say mouth-on experience. Practice for a while, and soon you can demand the big bucks. Take pride in your new profession, and develop your skills, never compromising on service, or else you won't be able to compete with the amateurs who do it for nothing. If you need lessons....

The professoress of fellatio
Anna Bollick
Juiced Shemale Rescue Hooker

**FINAMAN** · 09-06-2005, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD

FinaMan is this you??????

lool yeah thats me , its my young and huge body builder fatass buddy, Chest6 found that pic and posted it for me a couple days ago we had a good laugh from it.

**chest6** · 09-06-2005, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Anna Bollick

I can teach you, Girlfriend. Nothing to it. You don't even have to enjoy it... just pretend that you do, say MMMMMmmmmmhmmm and sigh a lot, look up into your trick's eyes and roll yours, let your eyelids go heavy and nearly close, and lots of tongue action on the underside, Girlfriend. That drives a man wild when you make your tongue into a hard pointy hook and sort of dig it in there just behind the head. You can practice deep throating with a dildo. It takes a while to get over the gag reflex. Always cup the balls, roll them around, and give them a gentle squeeze, and when he is nearly ready to finish his business, press your fingers upward behind the sack but forward of the thunderhole. This applies indirect pressure to the prostate and stimulates a lot of nerve endings that become very sensitive as orgasm approaches.

Really, though, there is nothing like hands-on, or I should say mouth-on experience. Practice for a while, and soon you can demand the big bucks. Take pride in your new profession, and develop your skills, never compromising on service, or else you won't be able to compete with the amateurs who do it for nothing. If you need lessons....

The professoress of fellatio
Anna Bollick
Juiced Shemale Rescue Hooker

hm..the only time i have had my mouth open for an entire post....

edit: and dont take that the wrong way dammit! I just thought about that

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-06-2005, 02:48 PM

This is fukin great absolutly hilarious

**needmorestrength** · 09-06-2005, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by Anna Bollick

I can teach you, Girlfriend. Nothing to it. You don't even have to enjoy it... just pretend that you do, say MMMMMmmmmmhmmm and sigh a lot, look up into your trick's eyes and roll yours, let your eyelids go heavy and nearly close, and lots of tongue action on the underside, Girlfriend. That drives a man wild when you make your tongue into a hard pointy hook and sort of dig it in there just behind the head. You can practice deep throating with a dildo. It takes a while to get over the gag reflex. Always cup the balls, roll them around, and give them a gentle squeeze, and when he is nearly ready to finish his business, press your fingers upward behind the sack but forward of the thunderhole. This applies indirect pressure to the prostate and stimulates a lot of nerve endings that become very sensitive as orgasm approaches.

Really, though, there is nothing like hands-on, or I should say mouth-on experience. Practice for a while, and soon you can demand the big bucks. Take pride in your new profession, and develop your skills, never compromising on service, or else you won't be able to compete with the amateurs who do it for nothing. If you need lessons....

The professoress of fellatio
Anna Bollick
Juiced Shemale Rescue Hooker

Well I have respect for you because your not afraid to be what you want.. But dayum

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-06-2005, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Well I have respect for you because your not afraid to be what you want.. But dayum

lol

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-06-2005, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

hm..the only time i have had my mouth open for an entire post....

edit: and dont take that the wrong way dammit! I just thought about that

ROFLMAO ............Chest your funny

**LAW** · 09-06-2005, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

so what would be the correct procedures to becoming a professional BJ'er??? LOLOL

Practice makes perrrrrrrrrrrrfect!

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-06-2005, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

so what would be the correct procedures to becoming a professional BJ'er??? LOLOL

Careful brah someone could flame your ass with that kinda question

But your my brah!!!!!

Ah fuk it!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why ????? Who you tryin to impress?????? Did Justin tell you that you were not good enough?????????

Sorry bro I couldn't resist

Your still my kid

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-06-2005, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by LAW

Practice makes perrrrrrrrrrrrfect!

Law you always know the right things to say

Things that make a man wanna

So keep it up beautiful I got a whole new bottle of lotion

**chest6** · 09-06-2005, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL

Law you always know the right things to say

Things that make a man wanna

So keep it up beautiful I got a whole new bottle of lotion

you have a wife

**collar** · 09-06-2005, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by Anna Bollick

I can teach you, Girlfriend. Nothing to it. You don't even have to enjoy it... just pretend that you do, say MMMMMmmmmmhmmm and sigh a lot, look up into your trick's eyes and roll yours, let your eyelids go heavy and nearly close, and lots of tongue action on the underside, Girlfriend. That drives a man wild when you make your tongue into a hard pointy hook and sort of dig it in there just behind the head. You can practice deep throating with a dildo. It takes a while to get over the gag reflex. Always cup the balls, roll them around, and give them a gentle squeeze, and when he is nearly ready to finish his business, press your fingers upward behind the sack but forward of the thunderhole. This applies indirect pressure to the prostate and stimulates a lot of nerve endings that become very sensitive as orgasm approaches.

Really, though, there is nothing like hands-on, or I should say mouth-on experience. Practice for a while, and soon you can demand the big bucks. Take pride in your new profession, and develop your skills, never compromising on service, or else you won't be able to compete with the amateurs who do it for nothing. If you need lessons....

The professoress of fellatio
Anna Bollick
Juiced Shemale Rescue Hooker

**PaRiS2005** · 09-06-2005, 09:45 PM

So...did she deepthroat that shit or what?

**chest6** · 09-06-2005, 09:57 PM

haha..paris i just cant get enough of you im sorry

**gymnutt** · 09-06-2005, 10:07 PM

That sounds like full service. Did she work there?

**Anna Bollick** · 09-06-2005, 10:57 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

hm..the only time i have had my mouth open for an entire post....

DARLING, you are a NATURAL! You go, girl!

Anna Bollick
Juiced Shemale Rescue Hooker

**HeavyHitter** · 09-07-2005, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL

Careful brah someone could flame your ass with that kinda question

But your my brah!!!!!

Ah fuk it!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why ????? Who you tryin to impress?????? Did Justin tell you that you were not good enough?????????

Sorry bro I couldn't resist

Your still my kid

Hey if the only reprocussion of me getting a girl to explain BJs for you guys, is a lil flame... I'll man up for it baby!!! hahahahaa

but could job, cruise: gotta keep me on my toes at all times!! lolol