The wife from Hell

[spywizard]

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says I clockedyou at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had iton cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be sillydear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wifeand growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radardetector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar, thedriver looks over at his wife and growls at his wife and says throughclenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing yourseatbelt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah,well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled meover so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have yourseatbelt on. You never wear your seatbelt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driverturns to hiswife and barks,

"WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband alwaystalk to you this way, Ma'am?"

I love this part....






"Only when he's been drinking

[almostgone]

......lol, that's a classic......Glad I didn't end up with one like that when I got married.
..In fact, I'm pretty sure she got the sh1tty end of the stick in that deal......

[MatrixGuy]

ROFLMAO!! Quality.

[collar]

Roflmfao......

[needmorestrength]

Yikes!!!!! hahahahahhah

[chest6]

hahaha thats great..to bad i read the end before i finished..i just get too anxious

[BG]

funny

[ttuprincess]

ha ha i love it!!!!

[Benches505]

Good one Spy!

[Commando_Barbi]

Good one .

Rebecca