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  1. 09-30-2005, 12:40 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Have you disappointed more fat ladies than jenny craig?
    why did that make me laugh my ass off?
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    have you ever wanted to have sex with jenny craig?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuckDog
    have you ever wanted to have sex with jenny craig?
    is jenny craig fat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuckDog
    have you ever wanted to have sex with jenny craig?
    Do you know what jenny craig looks like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Have you disappointed more fat ladies than jenny craig?

    Have you serviced more fat ladies than jenny craig?
  6. 09-30-2005, 12:41 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Have you serviced more fat ladies than jenny craig?
    do they count as a knotch on my belt?
  7. 09-30-2005, 12:42 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Have you serviced more fat ladies than jenny craig?
    Do you like skinny or "big boned" chicks?
  8. 09-30-2005, 12:42 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Do you like skinny or "big boned" chicks?
    isn't it, boneded?
  9. 09-30-2005, 12:43 PM #49
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    where is everybody?
  10. 09-30-2005, 12:44 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    where is everybody?
    did everyone disappear?
  11. 09-30-2005, 12:45 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    did everyone disappear?
    do I smell or something???
  12. 09-30-2005, 12:45 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Have you disappointed more fat ladies than jenny craig?
    Have you.?
  13. 09-30-2005, 12:45 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    Have you.?
    have YOU?
  14. 09-30-2005, 12:46 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    Have you.?
    Are you insecure about your smallish penis?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    do I smell or something???
    Hoss?
  16. 09-30-2005, 12:47 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by 956Vette
    Hoss?

    is hoss around???
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  18. 09-30-2005, 12:47 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    If you flipped a coin.. heads it was you.. tails it was him...

    while it is spinning in the air.. which would you hope it comes down to??

    heads or tails..??
    Did you just drop some acid?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    do I smell or something???
    Is that your upper lip.?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    If you flipped a coin.. heads it was you.. tails it was him...

    while it is spinning in the air.. which would you hope it comes down to??

    heads or tails..??
    is this a trick question?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Are you insecure about your smallish penis?

    how do you know he has a small penis??

    I don't want to know do i??
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  22. 09-30-2005, 12:48 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    Is that your upper lip.?"
    what's the opposite of "above me"?
  23. 09-30-2005, 12:49 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    how do you know he has a small penis??

    I don't want to know do i??
    Didnt he do a skin flick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    what's the opposite of "above me"?
    My balls below your chin.?
  25. 09-30-2005, 12:50 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    My balls below your chin.?
    Are you saying your balls met his chin?
  26. 09-30-2005, 12:51 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    My balls below your chin.?
    is it possible to surgically implant balls onto your chin?
  27. 09-30-2005, 12:52 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    is it possible to surgically implant balls onto your chin?
    why do you want to know?
  28. 09-30-2005, 12:52 PM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Are you saying your balls met his chin?
    are they friends?
  29. 09-30-2005, 12:52 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    why do you want to know?
    wouldn't that be funny looking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    are they friends?
    Who are they?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    is it possible to surgically implant balls onto your chin?
    do you want my balls surgicly planted to you chin.?...
  32. 09-30-2005, 12:54 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Who are they?
    do you know them who you call they?
  33. 09-30-2005, 12:54 PM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    do you want my balls surgicly planted to you chin.?...
    is that possible?
  34. 09-30-2005, 12:56 PM #74
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    am I really sitting in front of my computer playing this game right now?
  35. 09-30-2005, 12:56 PM #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    do you know them who you call they?
    I know them do you know who.?
  36. 09-30-2005, 12:57 PM #76
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    where is pinkvelvet?
  37. 09-30-2005, 12:57 PM #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    am I really sitting in front of my computer playing this game right now?
    are yo lost in cycber space.?
  38. 09-30-2005, 12:58 PM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    I know them do you know who.?
    is them, them ones with those things that go woopie when they say hi?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    where is pinkvelvet?
    is she at your house.?
  40. 09-30-2005, 12:59 PM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    are yo lost in cycber space.?
    do I really have 3000 posts?

    Should I log off at this point?

    Should I say "later suckers" before I leave?

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