Why Don't Girls....

**Smak** · 12-21-2005, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

Ok, I'm going to tell you straight up Smak, b/ I dont want you making the same mistake I once made w/ a couple hot ones that got away. You sleeping on her couch w/out getting any looked desperate, a desperate attempt to "stick around" as long as possible. Some women would look at this as being sweet and respecting her boundaries, but she's not like that. She sounds like one of these girls who appears to be that way, but really wants some dick fast. She is seeing other guys who can give her that, she doesnt want the nice guy. She's not "the one" she's playing games with ya and ****in around. So, here is what I would do. Call her up and leave a message that clues something around hanging out at your place or hers, "Hey, I rented a movie and wanted to know if you wanted to come over and have some wine and watch it w/ me" Get about 1/3 into the movie and put the moves on her. If she complies then it's all good, if not, then the bitch is ****d up and is nothing but games, to hell with her!!! I think you just went about it the wrong way, I'd call and leave that message about the movie and wine thing. MAKE SURE TO MENTION THE WINE!!!!!

Damn cuz, this is what i'm talking about. You always have some great advice. Much appreciated.

I think you're absolutely right. I should have pressed it. The one time I didn't end up doing it and I pay the fukin consequence. Oh well, I learned from this mistake. I should have gotten the hint that when a woman calls you, she definitely wants to get it on. I was really fuked up though, so there's no way I could have performed even with my ol buddy, Cialis.

**Smak** · 12-21-2005, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

NO NO NO....this is wut u do....next time ur @ her place....ur sittin on the couch....u take ur cock out and start jackin off...then u look at her and say"wanna give me a hand baby??"....and my way is also more romantic

Sort of on the same page of what stacked was mentioning. rofl

**Smak** · 12-21-2005, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by Poison Ivy

Get over it and Smak yourself... WAke up and smell the coffee!!!!

lol, she will call you or maybe she wont. Just hang on there Mister!

I have faith.

**Poison Ivy** · 12-21-2005, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Smak

I have faith.

Just giving you some advice..dont get your thong on the knot. Mister!!!

**Smak** · 12-21-2005, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by Poison Ivy

Just giving you some advice..dont get your thong on the knot. Mister!!!

**goodcents** · 12-21-2005, 12:42 PM

She is a female, sorry ladies but it is the truth! That's why women don't do good in business, they play fvcking games and get all emotional and shit. They don't have test in their system which is what makes us more aggresive and that's why we do better. The women that do good in business hate the average woman and have no respect for them(raised by a strong woman that handled shit) they don't have alot of women as friends. Women need to get it together if they want to get ahead, it's a mans' world. Not anti-women, love a strong willed woman that handles their shit and stands behind what they say. This is why I hate dating, in my business de****gs, I would never put up w/ this bs such as not returnig calls, being late etc. wtf?

**Smak** · 12-21-2005, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

She is a female, sorry ladies but it is the truth! That's why women don't do good in business, they play fvcking games and get all emotional and shit. They don't have test in their system which is what makes us more aggresive and that's why we do better. The women that do good in business hate the average woman and have no respect for them(raised by a strong woman that handled shit) they don't have alot of women as friends. Women need to get it together if they want to get ahead, it's a mans' world. Not anti-women, love a strong willed woman that handles their shit and stands behind what they say. This is why I hate dating, in my business de****gs, I would never put up w/ this bs such as not returnig calls, being late etc. wtf?

Agreed. This biatch thinks she can get away without returning my call? We'll see tonight when I let loose on her ass. lol

**goodcents** · 12-21-2005, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Smak

Yea you're right, but most are quickly looking to settle down or find a rich man to take care of them. The one's that are still available are hard to find. I don't know about you, but Kansas City is the worse place if you're single. It was actually voted #1

You got that right, not a whole lot of hotties.

Hell if I didn't have a tanning salon or worked at a health club(in the past), I never would of had any quality stuff

( I think you had the hottest chic in k.c., it's all down hill now

sorry, just had to boost you up)

**Hackamaniac** · 12-21-2005, 01:04 PM

it's just a game anyway bruh don't lie she isn't that important to ya you will replace her by next week if you want lol who's your date tonight.

**Smak** · 12-21-2005, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by Hackamaniac

it's just a game anyway bruh don't lie she isn't that important to ya you will replace her by next week if you want lol who's your date tonight.

I got a redhead tommorow. She's 45. roflllll.

She might be your aunt. Who knows?

**Smak** · 12-21-2005, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

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You got that right, not a whole lot of hotties.

Hell if I didn't have a tanning salon or worked at a health club(in the past), I never would of had any quality stuff

( I think you had the hottest chic in k.c., it's all down hill now

sorry, just had to boost you up)

u in KC too homey?

**Hackamaniac** · 12-21-2005, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by Smak

I got a redhead tommorow. She's 45. roflllll.

She might be your aunt. Who knows?

I wouldn't do your aunt ass lol

**Hackamaniac** · 12-21-2005, 01:19 PM

but my point exactly your just hittin then doing the same thing the next week so don't act like she was that important to ya bro and if she is call til that biatch answer her damn phone or call the cops on ya lol.

**Anna Bollick** · 12-21-2005, 01:21 PM

Okay... first of all, almost ANY girl will sleep with a man on the first date if it is the RIGHT man. That means, like the one in a million guy who really thrills her with his presence and treats her exactly the way she likes. Play the lottery. Your chances are better. But it does happen. So she didn't sleep with you... that simply means you are one of the 999,999 other guys. If you were something special to her, she WOULD have called. That doesn't mean you should give up... gentle and cordial persistence combined with patience will sometimes win out. Eventually something might click, or she will go with you out of boredom or throw a sympathy screw or a sympathy date on you. It's all good. Or who knows... love could eventually come into the picture.

Call her back. Just chitchat a bit, tell her how much your time together meant to you, how you were smiling all day the next day, stuff like that. Ask her out somewhere nonthreatening, like a lunch date or something. You have to get a rapport going. She has to have a chance to become interested, because apparently at this point she is not.

Why don't women return calls? Several reasons. Sometimes simple capriciousness. Sometimes they can't stand the thought of hurting your feelings and having to hear you whine, and then feeling guilty for it. Sometimes they just don't want the drama. Sometimes they are just too busy with other calls, other callers, other men, or women. Sometimes they forget, or don't think it merits their attention. Sometimes they are just playing games with you. Sometimes they are just playing the old "rip his heart out of his chest and stomp that sucker flat" game. Don't worry about the why. Just keep trying until you are ready to give up, and then try another one. Half the world's humans, more or less, are female. And a large portion of the men are also available if you have an open mind.

Love
Anna

**stayinstacked** · 12-21-2005, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by Smak

Sorry I was at lunch. Thanks for your reply.

That's the thing. We got really drunk and I even smoked a little herb for the first time in quite sometime. The other two people that came with us took off and it was just myself and her. She motioned to me that she was tired and that I should be leaving. However, I told her I was too messed up to drive anywhere. She than tells me, I just feel bad that you have to sleep on my couch. She than tells me I don't sleep with guys on the first night, but you could tell she was either lying or wanted me to push it. I ended up passing out on the couch. LOL

Oh **** that, she smokes weed?? These chicks are down in one night, ANY CHICK I've ever met who smoked pot was easy, alot of times they get horny on it too.

Here is another tactic of mine. Go for a ride in the car w/ her, pull into a cemetary and try to get some in the car. If she says no, tell her to put out or get out and walk. No girl wants to walk through a cemetary by herself at midnight.

**goodcents** · 12-21-2005, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by Smak

u in KC too homey?

No, but know the area very well

**Hackamaniac** · 12-21-2005, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

Oh **** that, she smokes weed?? These chicks are down in one night, ANY CHICK I've ever met who smoked pot was easy, alot of times they get horny on it too.

Here is another tactic of mine. Go for a ride in the car w/ her, pull into a cemetary and try to get some in the car. If she says no, tell her to put out or get out and walk. No girl wants to walk through a cemetary by herself at midnight.

loll

**stayinstacked** · 12-21-2005, 01:27 PM

Dude, one time I left a messege on a chicks voicemail that was like "Yo, its "Stacked" just wondering if you wanna come over and **** tonight, call me if your interested" IT WORKED!!!!! And she told me that she loved my messege and played it for her freind and her freind was like "Why cant I find a guy like that!!" hahhahahahahha

**Smak** · 12-21-2005, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Anna Bollick

Okay... first of all, almost ANY girl will sleep with a man on the first date if it is the RIGHT man. That means, like the one in a million guy who really thrills her with his presence and treats her exactly the way she likes. Play the lottery. Your chances are better. But it does happen. So she didn't sleep with you... that simply means you are one of the 999,999 other guys. If you were something special to her, she WOULD have called. That doesn't mean you should give up... gentle and cordial persistence combined with patience will sometimes win out. Eventually something might click, or she will go with you out of boredom or throw a sympathy screw or a sympathy date on you. It's all good. Or who knows... love could eventually come into the picture.

Call her back. Just chitchat a bit, tell her how much your time together meant to you, how you were smiling all day the next day, stuff like that. Ask her out somewhere nonthreatening, like a lunch date or something. You have to get a rapport going. She has to have a chance to become interested, because apparently at this point she is not.

Why don't women return calls? Several reasons. Sometimes simple capriciousness. Sometimes they can't stand the thought of hurting your feelings and having to hear you whine, and then feeling guilty for it. Sometimes they just don't want the drama. Sometimes they are just too busy with other calls, other callers, other men, or women. Sometimes they forget, or don't think it merits their attention. Sometimes they are just playing games with you. Sometimes they are just playing the old "rip his heart out of his chest and stomp that sucker flat" game. Don't worry about the why. Just keep trying until you are ready to give up, and then try another one. Half the world's humans, more or less, are female. And a large portion of the men are also available if you have an open mind.

Love
Anna

Damn you're good.

You should be a love doctor.

**Smak** · 12-21-2005, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

Dude, one time I left a messege on a chicks voicemail that was like "Yo, its "Stacked" just wondering if you wanna come over and **** tonight, call me if your interested" IT WORKED!!!!! And she told me that she loved my messege and played it for her freind and her freind was like "Why cant I find a guy like that!!" hahhahahahahha

rofl. You actually use "Stacked" in real life too? haha sweet. I bet the girls luv that.

Sometimes it doesn't hurt to take that approach, but I love the style. I wish all women would respond to that. "Let's fuk, no conversation, nothin else".

**stayinstacked** · 12-21-2005, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by Smak

rofl. You actually use "Stacked" in real life too? haha sweet. I bet the girls luv that.

Sometimes it doesn't hurt to take that approach, but I love the style. I wish all women would respond to that. "Let's fuk, no conversation, nothin else".

no, I dont use that name in real life hahahha, just dont wanna post my real name on here

**Smak** · 12-21-2005, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

Oh **** that, she smokes weed?? These chicks are down in one night, ANY CHICK I've ever met who smoked pot was easy, alot of times they get horny on it too.

Here is another tactic of mine. Go for a ride in the car w/ her, pull into a cemetary and try to get some in the car. If she says no, tell her to put out or get out and walk. No girl wants to walk through a cemetary by herself at midnight.

Yes, we smoked weed. But here's the catch. She brought her gf out on the date with her new bf. So it was 4 people altogether. Than we ended the night at her house while the other couple brought the weed over. We all smoked and mellowed out. She than came over and sat next to me and started showing me her pics from Europe. She than whispers to me that the night I met her and I bought her a drink, she usually doesn't talk to people who buy her drinks. She told me I was different. lol. If this helps.

Usually this bytch would have been devoured, but she was playing with me or something.

**stayinstacked** · 12-21-2005, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by Smak

Yes, we smoked weed. But here's the catch. She brought her gf out on the date with her new bf. So it was 4 people altogether. Than we ended the night at her house while the other couple brought the weed over. We all smoked and mellowed out. She than came over and sat next to me and started showing me her pics from Europe. She than whispers to me that the night I met her and I bought her a drink, she usually doesn't talk to people who buy her drinks. She told me I was different. lol. If this helps.

Usually this bytch would have been devoured, but she was playing with me or something.

She sounds like alot of hassle and games. I dont like the whole double date crap either. I'd leave her one more messege w/ the movie and wine idea. But thats it, dont make yourself look like an ass for this game playing bitch. And dont do another double date. I cant stand chicks like this, these paranoid partiers who make it sound like they'll hang out w/ ya if its a double date or tag along situation. "You can come w/ us to the club if you want" u know how many times I used to hear that shit? If she cant hang out w/ just the two of ya she's got issues, like she's watched too many Lifetime original movies or something.

**Panzerfaust** · 12-21-2005, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Smak

She than tells me, I just feel bad that you have to sleep on my couch. She than tells me I don't sleep with guys on the first night, but you could tell she was either lying or wanted me to push it. I ended up passing out on the couch. LOL

My reply to that would have been "Thats ok, i will be a perfect gentleman in bed" with a big smile just to check her reaction and go from there...damn man its just basic psycology.

**Smak** · 12-21-2005, 03:03 PM

[QUOTE=stayinstacked]She sounds like alot of hassle and games. I dont like the whole double date crap either. I'd leave her one more messege w/ the movie and wine idea. But thats it, dont make yourself look like an ass for this game playing bitch. And dont do another double date. I cant stand chicks like this, these paranoid partiers who make it sound like they'll hang out w/ ya if its a double date or tag along situation. "You can come w/ us to the club if you want" u know how many times I used to hear that shit? If she cant hang out w/ just the two of ya she's got issues, like she's watched too many Lifetime original movies or something.[/QUOTE]

Yea I think you're right. Yea what a bunch of shit she pulled. She pulled that crap at the last minute on Sat night. She was like "Can my friend come out with us, she just broke up with her bf".

haha way too many lifetime movies bruh.

**Smak** · 12-21-2005, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

My reply to that would have been "Thats ok, i will be a perfect gentleman in bed" with a big smile just to check her reaction and go from there...damn man its just basic psycology.

lol that's what I was going for, but I got too fuked up.

**Keyser Sozey** · 12-21-2005, 03:31 PM

Steal her weed, then make her suck on your tubesteak for it.

**goodcents** · 12-21-2005, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

no, I dont use that name in real life hahahha, just dont wanna post my real name on here

It's alright, it's just us cops (uh oh I meant just us members)

**Sta11ion** · 12-21-2005, 06:24 PM

Who cares, If she doesnt have the respect to call you back tell the nitch to **** off. There are so many women out there. Instead of pondering about this, go workout.

**Anna Bollick** · 12-22-2005, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by Smak

Damn you're good.

You should be a love doctor.

Hey, great addition to my title!

Love
Anna "Dr Ruth" Bollick
Juiced Shemale Rescue Hooker and Love Doctor

**Anna Bollick** · 12-22-2005, 01:07 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

no, I dont use that name in real life hahahha, just dont wanna post my real name on here

Well, then, I hope you didn't really say "YO!" That sounds so TACKY!

Love
Anna

**Kale** · 12-22-2005, 01:15 AM

How can you be sure she got your message ? Just fvcking call her you doofus and find out !!!

**Smak** · 12-22-2005, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Anna Bollick

Well, then, I hope you didn't really say "YO!" That sounds so TACKY!

Love
Anna

roflllllllllll yo stacked better listen to anna.

**Smak** · 12-22-2005, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by Kale

How can you be sure she got your message ? Just fvcking call her you doofus and find out !!!

Oh, I know she got the message.

I ain't callin her...... even though she's fukin money
NEXT

**stayinstacked** · 12-22-2005, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by Anna Bollick

Well, then, I hope you didn't really say "YO!" That sounds so TACKY!

Love
Anna

So does a man in a wig

**Smak** · 12-22-2005, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

So does a man in a wig

with a banana in her trees.

**Anna Bollick** · 12-22-2005, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

So does a man in a wig

I don't wear a wig anymore. I haven't needed one in years. I have a lovely head of hair that is currently halfway down my back in loose curls. No, I won't say what color. But I will say, thank God for finasteride!

Love
Anna

**Anna Bollick** · 12-22-2005, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by Smak

with a banana in her trees.

Actually, a bit shorter than the average banana. (But slightly thicker, if you must know) But within two years, I plan to not have it anymore. I am quite looking forward to it! It's been real, and it's been fun, it just hasn't been real fun. I have made the best out of a less than perfect situation, instead of crying and whining about having the wrong genitals like so many other tired-ass old queens who won't get up off their little sissy asses and do something for themselves. I got a lot of use out of this unit, both for pleasure and for financial gain, and I will get a lot of use out of my new pussy while those same tired old queens will still be whining about their useless little piddles, trying to get sympathy butt-fvcks from tired-ass old gay men. I GO, GIRL!

Love
Anna